Journal #412
In the end, Lieutenant Rembrandt decided she would have fewer regrets sending the rescue team than waiting to hear from Phule. Flight Leftenant Qual had remained out of communication, and lacking any report from him, it was reasonable for her to assume the worst.
The rescue team was led by Lieutenant Armstrong. He had managed to hire a waterman familiar with the area of the mainland where Armstrong thought the rebel camp to be. Supplemented with what meager satellite intelligence they could gather, and armed with a mix of lethal weapons and Zenobian stun rays, the rescue party set out. Naturally, they had no idea what lay ahead of them.
The flat-bottomed boat skimmed quickly and almost silently along the waterway. “This is how the rebels travel around the swamps,” said the boatman, whose name was Hansen. “They kin duck back in these here bayous quicker than a nutria jumpin’ off the bank.”
“I can see how they’d be tough to catch,” said Armstrong. “These waterways all look the same to me-I don’t see how anybody would ever find their way without GPS.” Raised on a high-tech world, he took the benefits of a full satellite network for granted.
“GPS-huh!” said Hansen. He spat in the water. “Genuine Piece of Shit, you ask me. Maybe that stuff can tell you where you at on a map, but that don’t mean you gonna find your way anywhere else. The swamp keep a-changin’, and if the map don’t show the change, GPS can’t help none. You better off havin’ a local boy out on your skiff.”
“Maybe so,” said Armstrong, with a tight-Tipped smile. “But relying on locals works until the locals decide they’re on the other guy’s side-no offense, but it happens too often to ignore. If you wanted to, I bet you could get me so lost I’d never come back out. GPS gives me a chance-though I’d give a lot to have a few more sats up there.”
“Something up ahead,” said Tusk-anini, pointing over the bow. There was an opening in the trees, and through it those on the boat could see a structure of some sort.
“Stand ready for action,” said Armstrong, and the legionnaires took their equipment in hand and looked ahead at their destination-or had it been designated as a target, now? They’d know when Armstrong spoke.
“That’s jes’ Bobby Czerny’s place, nothin’ we got to worry about,” said the boatman. “Ol’ Bobby sells a little food, a little bait, a little fuel, a little hooch-money or trade, he don’t care what he sells or who he sells it to, long as he gets by. Don’t need no artillery here.”
“We don’t usually get worried,” said Super-Gnat, who was carrying a Rolling Thunder automatic shotgun that looked bigger than she was. She grinned. “But somebody took a potshot at the captain when we landed, and now the looie thinks he’s a prisoner. So maybe we do need the artillery, y’know? If we have to use it, you get down flat and stay out of the way.”
“Assumin’ we don’t capsize from the first shot, I reckon I’ll do jes’ that,” said Hansen. “You folks better be careful with them big of guns-these here flatboats flip right over, you start to skip around on deck. A warnin’ to the wise.”
“We hear you,” said Armstrong. “Everyone make sure you have a steady position if you need to fire. Closing on target.”
The legionnaires spread out around the little boat, trying to distribute their weight equally. Most crouched down, or lay prone on the deck, to reduce the target they offered any hostile observer-and not incidentally, to lower their centers of gravity. The pilot, taking Gnat’s advice, flattened himself under the tiller. And so, as the boat pulled around a bend in the waterway, Armstrong was the only one standing upright.
That was when the trouble started.
15
Despite their guide’s claimed familiarity with the waterways, the boat rounded the bend and plowed directly into a submerged mud bank. Armstrong, standing upright near the prow, was thrown straight over the mud bank into water deep enough for him to go completely under.
Most of the others went overboard, too, landing in the shallow water that hid the bank-perhaps a half meter below the surface. That was enough to break their falls, although Tusk-anini landed hard enough to knock the wind out of him. Even the few who managed to remain on deck got a good shaking up. By sheer luck, none of them accidentally fired their weapons. Considering the firepower they were carrying, that kept the accident from turning into a disaster. Even the stun ray, if it had hit someone in deep water, could have been lethal.
Armstrong’s head appeared above the water, and he looked around in all directions before swimming back toward the bank, where the legionnaires were beginning to find their feet. “What happened?” he said, as he reached wading depth.
“Hit a bar,” said Hansen, who had rushed to the prow and was looking over the side to see what damage his boat had sustained. He glowered at Armstrong and said, “You’d ‘a let me stand up, I’d ‘a seen the bastard. Damn near kilt my boat.”
“Killed your boat? You damn near killed my squad!” bellowed Armstrong. He pulled himself upright-no easy feat in the slippery mud-and said, “OK, everybody, back on board.”
“Not so fast,” said Hansen, raising a hand. “We done sprung a leak here. I don’t know if she can carry the weight.”
“Well, we can’t stay out here in the middle of the water,” said Armstrong. “Can you at least get us to shore?” He pointed toward the trading post, about a kilometer away. A small group of locals had come to the bank to gawk at the boat and the floundering legionnaires.
“She’s shippin’ water pretty fast,” said Hansen. “I take you all, she’s like to sink ‘fore we get there. I could maybe take a couple of you, and send the boys on shore back for the rest. They got a couple canoes along there. Or you could all hang on to the gunwale to lower the weight. You’d get wet, but you’d get to shore a bit faster.”
No sooner had he said this than there was a series of three loud splashes along the bank nearest the boat.
“What was that?” said Super-Gnat, one of the few still on deck. She swivelled her head around to look, but there was nothing to be seen but a series of expanding rings on the surface of the bayou.
“Nutria,” said Hansen, ominously. “They’re thick around here. Maybe you better all grab the gunwale, after all. Don’t want to mess with nutria.”
“Hurry it up,” said Armstrong. “Put your weapons in the boat, so they don’t get any wetter.”
“Hey, I don’t know if she can take that extra weight,” said Hansen. “I can only carry the guns if all of you hop off in the water.”
“I’m not getting in the water with nutria,” said Super-Gnat. “I don’t weigh very much, anyhow.”
Hansen nodded. “OK, little lady, why don’t you stay on board and keep an eye out for the nutria, and the rest can put the guns on deck and just hang on. I’ll get you there, all right.” Luckily for him, Gnat was too preoccupied with the nutria to react to being called a little lady.
Do-Wop and Moustache took the weapons from the legionnaires in the water and piled them on the foredeck before grudgingly jumping over the side. Then Hansen gunned the engine-gently, so as not to open the leak any wider-and the boat limped over to the shore, where the crowd of onlookers had grown to half a dozen. There was no further sign of nutria.
At last the bayou grew shallow enough for the hangers-on to touch bottom, and they simply let go and began wading ashore alongside the boat.
Hansen pointed forward and said to Super-Gnat, “Grab that line and throw it to the boys on shore so’s they can tie us up.”
Super-Gnat put down her shotgun and turned to pick up the rope. When she turned around again, Hansen was pointing it toward her. “Now, young lady, don’t get no ideas. I’m the only one with a gun now. I’d hate to use it on somebody so pretty.”
You tricked us!” she said. “I bet you ran into that bar on purpose.”
“No, ma’am, that was a mistake. But I ain’t got as far in life as I have not takin’ advantage of mistakes. Now, put them hands up, if you don’t mind.” The other spectators had begun swarming, on board and picking up the rest of the abandoned weapons.
Armstrong stopped and stared at him. “You’re turning us over to the rebels!” he said, accusingly.
“Not exactly, mister,” said Hansen. “I am a rebel. And I’m takin’ you all to Le Duc Taep, so’s he can decide what’s what. You’ll get your guns back the minute he says so. Till then, we ain’t takin’ no chances.”