The American Claimant by Mark Twain

about almost wholly by common men; not by Oxford-trained aristocrats,

but men who stand shoulder to shoulder in the humble ranks of life and

earn the bread that they eat. Again, I’m glad I came. I have found a

country at last where one may start fair, and breast to breast with his

fellow man, rise by his own efforts, and be something in the world and be

proud of that something; not be something created by an ancestor three

hundred years ago.”

CHAPTER XI.

During the first few days he kept the fact diligently before his mind

that he was in a land where there was “work and bread for all.” In fact,

for convenience’ sake he fitted it to a little tune and hummed it to

himself; but as time wore on the fact itself began to take on a doubtful

look, and next the tune got fatigued and presently ran down and stopped.

His first effort was to get an upper clerkship in one of the departments,

where his Oxford education could come into play and do him service.

But he stood no chance whatever. There, competency was no

recommendation; political backing, without competency, was worth six of

it. He was glaringly English, and that was necessarily against him in

the political centre of a nation where both parties prayed for the Irish

cause on the house-top and blasphemed it in the cellar. By his dress he

was a cowboy; that won him respect–when his back was not turned–but it

couldn’t get a clerkship for him. But he had said, in a rash moment,

that he would wear those clothes till the owner or the owner’s friends

caught sight of them and asked for that money, and his conscience would

not let him retire from that engagement now.

At the end of a week things were beginning to wear rather a startling

look. He had hunted everywhere for work, descending gradually the scale

of quality, until apparently he had sued for all the various kinds df

work a man without a special calling might hope to be able to do, except

ditching and the other coarse manual sorts-and had got neither work nor

the promise of it.

He was mechanically turning over the leaves of his diary, meanwhile, and

now his eye fell upon the first record made after he was burnt out:

“I myself did not doubt my stamina before, nobody could doubt it now, if

they could see how I am housed, and realise that I feel absolutely no

disgust with these quarters, but am as serenely content with them as any

dog would be in a similar kennel. Terms, twenty-five dollars a week.

I said I would start at the bottom. I have kept my word.”

A shudder went quaking through him, and he exclaimed:

“What have I been thinking of! This the bottom! Mooning along a whole

week, and these terrific expenses climbing and climbing all the time!

I must end this folly straightway.”

He settled up at once and went forth to find less sumptuous lodgings. He

had to wander far and seek with diligence, but he succeeded. They made

him pay in advance–four dollars and a half; this secured both bed and

food for a week. The good-natured, hardworked landlady took him up three

flights of narrow, uncarpeted stairs and delivered him into his room.

There were two double-bedsteads in it, and one single one. He would be

allowed to sleep alone in one of the double beds until some new boarder

should come, but he wouldn’t be charged extra.

So he would presently be required to sleep with some stranger!

The thought of it made him sick. Mrs. Marsh, the landlady, was very

friendly and hoped he would like her house-they all liked it, she said.

“And they’re a very nice set of boys. They carry on a good deal, but

that’s their fun. You see, this room opens right into this back one,

and sometimes they’re all in one and sometimes in the other; and hot

nights they all sleep on the roof when it don’t rain. They get out there

the minute it’s hot enough. The season’s so early that they’ve already

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