The American Claimant by Mark Twain

more bread-and-butter learning. I don’t know what your father could have

been thinking of. You ought to have had a trade, you ought to have had a

trade, by all means. But never mind about that; we’ll stir up something

to do, I guess. And don’t you get homesick; that’s a bad business.

We’ll talk the thing over and look around a little. You’ll come out all

right. Wait for me–I’ll go down to supper with you.”

By this time Tracy had achieved a very friendly feeling for Barrow and

would have called him a friend, maybe, if not taken too suddenly on a

straight-out requirement to realize on his theories. He was glad of his

society, anyway, and was feeling lighter hearted than before. Also he

was pretty curious to know what vocation it might be which had furnished

Barrow such a large acquaintanceship with books and allowed him so much

time to read.

CHAPTER XII.

Presently the supper bell began to ring in the depths of the house, and

the sound proceeded steadily upward, growing in intensity all the way up

towards the upper floors. The higher it came the more maddening was the

noise, until at last what it lacked of being absolutely deafening, was

made up of the sudden crash and clatter of an avalanche of boarders down

the uncarpeted stairway. The peerage did not go to meals in this

fashion; Tracy’s training had not fitted him to enjoy this hilarious

zoological clamor and enthusiasm. He had to confess that there was

something about this extraordinary outpouring of animal spirits which he

would have to get inured to before he could accept it. No doubt in time

he would prefer it; but he wished the process might be modified and made

just a little more gradual, and not quite so pronounced and violent.

Barrow and Tracy followed the avalanche down through an ever increasing

and ever more and more aggressive stench of bygone cabbage and kindred

smells; smells which are to be found nowhere but in a cheap private

boarding house; smells which once encountered can never be forgotten;

smells which encountered generations later are instantly recognizable,

but never recognizable with pleasure. To Tracy these odors were

suffocating, horrible, almost unendurable; but he held his peace and said

nothing. Arrived in the basement, they entered a large dining-room where

thirty-five or forty people sat at a long table. They took their places.

The feast had already begun and the conversation was going on in the

liveliest way from one end of the table to the other. The table cloth

was of very coarse material and was liberally spotted with coffee stains

and grease. The knives and forks were iron, with bone handles, the

spoons appeared to be iron or sheet iron or something of the sort.

The tea and coffee cups were of the commonest and heaviest and most

durable stone ware. All the furniture of the table was of the commonest

and cheapest sort. There was a single large thick slice of bread by each

boarder’s plate, and it was observable that he economized it as if he

were not expecting it to be duplicated. Dishes of butter were

distributed along the table within reach of people’s arms, if they had

long ones, but there were no private butter plates. The butter was

perhaps good enough, and was quiet and well behaved; but it had more

bouquet than was necessary, though nobody commented upon that fact or

seemed in any way disturbed by it. The main feature of the feast was a

piping hot Irish stew made of the potatoes and meat left over from a

procession of previous meals. Everybody was liberally supplied with this

dish. On the table were a couple of great dishes of sliced ham, and

there were some other eatables of minor importance–preserves and New

Orleans molasses and such things. There was also plenty of tea and

coffee of an infernal sort, with brown sugar and condensed milk, but the

milk and sugar supply was not left at the discretion of the boarders, but

was rationed out at headquarters–one spoonful of sugar and one of

condensed milk to each cup and no more. The table was waited upon by two

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