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The American Claimant by Mark Twain

quiet and orderly congregation of decently dressed and modest people.

This is what the chairman said:

“The essayist for this evening is an old member of our club whom you all

know, Mr. Parker, assistant editor of the Daily Democrat. The subject

of his essay is the American Press, and he will use as his text a couple

of paragraphs taken from Mr. Matthew Arnold’s new book. He asks me to

read these texts for him. The first is as follows:

“‘Goethe says somewhere that “the thrill of awe,” that is to say,

REVERENCE, is the best thing humanity has.”

“Mr. Arnold’s other paragraph is as follows:

“‘I should say that if one were searching for the best means to efface

and kill in a whole nation the discipline of respect, one could not do

better than take the American newspapers.”

Mr. Parker rose and bowed, and was received with warm applause. He then

began to read in a good round resonant voice, with clear enunciation and

careful attention to his pauses and emphases. His points were received

with approval as he went on.

The essayist took the position that the most important function of a

public journal in any country was the propagating of national feeling and

pride in the national name–the keeping the people “in love with their

country and its institutions, and shielded from the allurements of alien

and inimical systems.” He sketched the manner in which the reverent

Turkish or Russian journalist fulfilled this function–the one assisted

by the prevalent “discipline of respect” for the bastinado, the other for

Siberia. Continuing, he said:

The chief function of an English journal is that of all other journals

the world over: it must keep the public eye fixed admiringly upon certain

things, and keep it diligently diverted from certain others. For

instance, it must keep the public eye fixed admiringly upon the glories

of England, a processional splendor stretching its receding line down the

hazy vistas of time, with the mellowed lights of a thousand years

glinting from its banners; and it must keep it diligently diverted from

the fact that all these glories were for the enrichment and

aggrandizement of the petted and privileged few, at cost of the blood and

sweat and poverty of the unconsidered masses who achieved them but might

not enter in and partake of them. It must keep the public eye fixed in

loving and awful reverence upon the throne as a sacred thing, and

diligently divert it from the fact that no throne was ever set up by the

unhampered vote of a majority of any nation; and that hence no throne

exists that has a right to exist, and no symbol of it, flying from any

flagstaff, is righteously entitled to wear any device but the skull and

crossbones of that kindred industry which differs from royalty only

business-wise-merely as retail differs from wholesale. It must keep the

citizen’s eye fixed in reverent docility upon that curious invention of

machine politics, an Established Church, and upon that bald contradiction

of common justice, a hereditary nobility; and diligently divert it from

the fact that the one damns him if he doesn’t wear its collar, and robs

him under the gentle name of taxation whether he wears it or not, and the

other gets all the honors while he does all the work.

The essayist thought that Mr. Arnold, with his trained eye and

intelligent observation, ought to have perceived that the very quality

which he so regretfully missed from our press–respectfulness, reverence

–was exactly the thing which would make our press useless to us if it

had it–rob it of the very thing which differentiates it from all other

journalism in the world and makes it distinctively and preciously

American, its frank and cheerful irreverence being by all odds the most

valuable of all its qualities. “For its mission–overlooked by Mr.

Arnold–is to stand guard over a nation’s liberties, not its humbugs and

shams.” He thought that if during fifty years the institutions of the

old world could be exposed to the fire of a flouting and scoffing press

like ours, “monarchy and its attendant crimes would disappear from

Christendom.” Monarchists might doubt this; then “why not persuade the

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