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The American Claimant by Mark Twain

He went to one of the telegraph offices in the avenue and got the first

end of what Barrow called the “usual Washington courtesy,” where “they

treat you as a tramp until they find out you’re a congressman, and then

they slobber all over you.” There was a boy of seventeen on duty there,

tying his shoe. He had his foot on a chair and his back turned towards

the wicket. He glanced over his shoulder, took Tracy’s measure, turned

back, and went on tying his shoe. Tracy finished writing his telegram

and waited, still waited, and still waited, for that performance to

finish, but there didn’t seem to be any finish to it; so finally Tracy

said:

“Can’t you take my telegram?”

The youth looked over his shoulder and said, by his manner, not his

words:

“Don’t you think you could wait a minute, if you tried?”

However, he got the shoe tied at last, and came and took the telegram,

glanced over it, then looked up surprised, at Tracy. There was something

in his look that bordered upon respect, almost reverence, it seemed to

Tracy, although he had been so long without anything of this kind he was

not sure that he knew the signs of it.

The boy read the address aloud, with pleased expression in face and

voice.

“The Earl of Rossmore! Cracky! Do you know him?”

“Yes.”

“Is that so! Does he know you?”

“Well–yes.”

“Well, I swear! Will he answer you?”

“I think he will.”

“Will he though? Where’ll you have it sent?”

“Oh, nowhere. I’ll call here and get it. When shall I call?”

“Oh, I don’t know–I’ll send it to you. Where shall I send it? Give me

your address; I’ll send it to you soon’s it comes.”

But Tracy didn’t propose to do this. He had acquired the boy’s

admiration and deferential respect, and he wasn’t willing to throw these

precious things away, a result sure to follow if he should give the

address of that boarding house. So he said again that he would call and

get the telegram, and went his way.

He idled along, reflecting. He said to himself, “There is something

pleasant about being respected. I have acquired the respect of Mr.

Allen and some of those others, and almost the deference of some of them

on pure merit, for having thrashed Allen. While their respect and their

deference–if it is deference–is pleasant, a deference based upon a

sham, a shadow, does really seem pleasanter still. It’s no real merit to

be in correspondence with an earl, and yet after all, that boy makes me

feel as if there was.”

The cablegram was actually gone home! the thought of it gave him an

immense uplift. He walked with a lighter tread. His heart was full of

happiness. He threw aside all hesitances and confessed to himself that

he was glad through and through that he was going to give up this

experiment and go back to his home again. His eagerness to get his

father’s answer began to grow, now, and it grew with marvelous celerity,

after it began. He waited an hour, walking about, putting in his time as

well as he could, but interested in nothing that came under his eye, and

at last he presented himself at the office again and asked if any answer

had come yet. The boy said,

“No, no answer yet,” then glanced at the clock and added, “I don’t think

it’s likely you’ll get one to-day.”

“Why not?”

“Well, you see it’s getting pretty late. You can’t always tell where

’bouts a man is when he’s on the other side, and you can’t always find

him just the minute you want him, and you see it’s getting about six

o’clock now, and over there it’s pretty late at night.”

“Why yes,” said Tracy, “I hadn’t thought of that.”

“Yes, pretty late, now, half past ten or eleven. Oh yes, you probably

won’t get any answer to-night.”

CHAPTER XIV.

So Tracy went home to supper. The odors in that supper room seemed more

strenuous and more horrible than ever before, and he was happy in the

thought that he was so soon to be free from them again. When the supper

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