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The American Claimant by Mark Twain

Czar to give it a trial in Russia?” Concluding, he said:

Well, the charge is, that our press has but little of that old world

quality, reverence. Let us be candidly grateful that it is so. With its

limited reverence it at least reveres the things which this nation

reveres, as a rule, and that is sufficient: what other people revere is

fairly and properly matter of light importance to us. Our press does not

reverence kings, it does not reverence so called nobilities, it does not

reverence established ecclesiastical slaveries, it does not reverence

laws which rob a younger son to fatten an elder one, it does not

reverence any fraud or sham or infamy, howsoever old or rotten or holy,

which sets one citizen above his neighbor by accident of birth: it does

not reverence any law or custom, howsoever old or decayed or sacred,

which shuts against the best man in the land the best place in the land

and the divine right to prove property and go up and occupy it. In the

sense of the poet Goethe–that meek idolater of provincial three carat

royalty and nobility–our press is certainly bankrupt in the “thrill of

awe”–otherwise reverence; reverence for nickel plate and brummagem.

Let us sincerely hope that this fact will remain a fact forever: for to

my mind a discriminating irreverence is the creator and protector of

human liberty–even as the other thing is the creator, nurse, and

steadfast protector of all forms of human slavery, bodily and mental.

Tracy said to himself, almost shouted to himself, “I’m glad I came to

this country. I was right. I was right to seek out a land where such

healthy principles and theories are in men’s hearty and minds. Think of

the innumerable slaveries imposed by misplaced reverence! How well he

brought that out, and how true it is. There’s manifestly prodigious

force in reverence. If you can get a man to reverence your ideals, he’s

your slave. Oh, yes, in all the ages the peoples of Europe have been

diligently taught to avoid reasoning about the shams of monarchy and

nobility, been taught to avoid examining them, been taught to reverence

them; and now, as a natural result, to reverence them is second nature.

In order to shock them it is sufficient to inject a thought of the

opposite kind into their dull minds. For ages, any expression of so-

called irreverence from their lips has been sin and crime. The sham and

swindle of all this is apparent the moment one reflects that he is

himself the only legitimately qualified judge of what is entitled to

reverence and what is not. Come, I hadn’t thought of that before, but it

is true, absolutely true. What right has Goethe, what right has Arnold,

what right has any dictionary, to define the word Irreverence for me?

What their ideals are is nothing to me. So long as I reverence my own

ideals my whole duty is done, and I commit no profanation if I laugh at

theirs. I may scoff at other people’s ideals as much as I want to. It

is my right and my privilege. No man has any right to deny it.”

Tracy was expecting to hear the essay debated, but this did not happen.

The chairman said, by way of explanation:

“I would say, for the information of the strangers present here, that in

accordance with our custom the subject of this meeting will be debated at

the next meeting of the club. This is in order to enable our members to

prepare what they may wish to say upon the subject with pen and paper,

for we are mainly mechanics and unaccustomed to speaking. We are obliged

to write down what we desire to say.”

Many brief papers were now read, and several offhand speeches made in

discussion of the essay read at the last meeting of the club, which had

been a laudation, by some visiting professor, of college culture, and the

grand results flowing from it to the nation. One of the papers was read

by a man approaching middle age, who said he hadn’t had a college

education, that he had got his education in a printing office, and had

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