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The American Claimant by Mark Twain

He was ashamed–and at the same time not ashamed. He was jealous–and at

the same time he was not jealous. In a sense the dead man was himself;

in that case compliments and affection lavished upon that corpse went

into his own till and were clear profit. But in another sense the dead

man was not himself; and in that case all compliments and affection

lavished there were wasted, and a sufficient basis for jealousy. A tiff

was the result of the dispute between the two. Then they made it up, and

were more loving than ever. As an affectionate clincher of the

reconciliation, Sally declared that she had now banished Lord Berkeley

from her mind; and added, “And in order to make sure that he shall never

make trouble between us again, I will teach myself to detest that name

and all that have ever borne it or ever shall bear it.”

This inflicted another pang, and Tracy was minded to ask her to modify

that a little just on general principles, and as practice in not

overdoing a good thing–perhaps he might better leave things as they were

and not risk bringing on another tiff. He got away from that particular,

and sought less tender ground for conversation.

“I suppose you disapprove wholly of aristocracies and nobilities, now

that you have renounced your title and your father’s earldom.”

“Real ones? Oh, dear no–but I’ve thrown aside our sham one for good.”

This answer fell just at the right time and just in the right place, to

save the poor unstable young man from changing his political complexion

once more. He had been on the point of beginning to totter again, but

this prop shored him up and kept him from floundering back into democracy

and re-renouncing aristocracy. So he went home glad that he had asked

the fortunate question. The girl would accept a little thing like a

genuine earldom, she was merely prejudiced against the brummagem article.

Yes, he could have his girl and have his earldom, too: that question was

a fortunate stroke.

Sally went to bed happy, too; and remained happy, deliriously happy, for

nearly two hours; but at last, just as she was sinking into a contented

and luxurious unconsciousness, the shady devil who lives and lurks and

hides and watches inside of human beings and is always waiting for a

chance to do the proprietor a malicious damage, whispered to her soul and

said, “That question had a harmless look, but what was back of it? –what

was the secret motive of it? –what suggested it?”

The shady devil had knifed her, and could retire, now, and take a rest;

the wound would attend to business for him. And it did.

Why should Howard Tracy ask that question? If he was not trying to marry

her for the sake of her rank, what should suggest that question to him?

Didn’t he plainly look gratified when she said her objections to

aristocracy had their limitations? Ah, he is after that earldom, that

gilded sham–it isn’t poor me he wants.

So she argued, in anguish and tears. Then she argued the opposite

theory, but made a weak, poor business of it, and lost the case. She

kept the arguing up, one side and then the other, the rest of the night,

and at last fell asleep at dawn; fell in the fire at dawn, one may say;

for that kind of sleep resembles fire, and one comes out of it with his

brain baked and his physical forces fried out of him.

CHAPTER XXIII.

Tracy wrote his father before he sought his bed. He wrote a letter which

he believed would get better treatment than his cablegram received, for

it contained what ought to be welcome news; namely, that he had tried

equality and working for a living; had made a fight which he could find

no reason to be ashamed of, and in the matter of earning a living had

proved that he was able to do it; but that on the whole he had arrived at

the conclusion that he could not reform the world single-handed, and was

willing to retire from the conflict with the fair degree of honor which

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