The Fun House. By: Dean R. Koontz

it, nothing dangerous.

The feeling that she was standing in the path of a fiercely

destructive, oncoming storm faded, and exhaustion replaced it. She

returned to bed.

Only one threat loomed over the Harper household, and that was her

pregnancy, the inescapable consequences of her sin.

Amy put her hands on her belly, and she thought about what her mother

would say, and she wondered if she would always be as alone and

helpless as she was now, and she wondered what was coming.

AT THE REFRESHMENT stand near the carousel, there were five people in

line ahead of Chrissy Lampton and Bob Drew.

“I hate to waste time waiting like this,” Chrissy said, abut I really

want that candy apple.”

“It won’t take long,” Bob said.

“There’s so much more I want to do.”

“Relax. It’s only eleven-thirty. The carnival won’t shut down until

at least one o’clock.”

“But it’s the last night,” Chrissy said. She took a deep breath,

savoring the blend of aromas that permeated the night: popcorn, cotton

candy, garlic-flavored french fries, hot roasted peanuts, and more.

“Ahhhh! My mouth is watering. I’ve been stuffing myself all night,

and I’m still famished. I can’t believe I’ve eaten so much!”

“It’s partly the excitement,” Bob said. “Excitement burns up

calories.

And all those thrill rides. You were scared half to death on most of

those rides, and fear burns up calories even faster than strenuous

exercise.” He was seriously trying to analyze her unusual appetite.

Bob was an accountant.

“Listen,” Chrissy said, “why don’t you wait in line and get the candy

apples while I find the ladies’ room. I’ll meet you over there by the

merry-go-round in a few minutes. That way we’ll kill two birds at the

same time.” with one stone,” Bob said.

“Huh?”

“The expression is, We’ll kill two birds with one stone.”

” “Oh. Sure.” aBut I don’t think it applies here exactly,” Bob

said.

“Not quite.

Anyway, you go ahead to the ladies’. We’ll meet at the carousel like

you said.”

Sheesh! Chrissy thought. Are all accountants like this?

She walked away from the refreshment stand, through the damp wood

shavings that covered the ground, through the calliope-blast from the

merry-go-round, past a high-striker where a muscular young man slammed

a sledgehammer into a scale and rang a bell overhead to impress his

date, past a dozen pitchmen who were spieling a mile a minute, trying

to get people to play all sorts of games where you could win a teddy

bear or a kewpie doll or some other piece of junk.

A hundred attractions played a hundred different songs, but somehow the

various strains of music didn’t sound the least bit discordant when

they . came together, everything fused into a single, strange, but

appealing melody.

The carnival was a river of noise, and Chrissy waded through it,

grinning happily.

Chrissy Lampton loved the Coal County Spring Fair. It was always one

of the high spots of the year. The fair, Christmas, New Year’s Eve,

Thanksgiving, the Halloween dance at the Elks’ Club, the Las Vegas

Nights at St. Thomas’s Church (one in April, one in August)–those

were the only days of excitement in the entire year, the only events

worth looking forward to in all of Coal County.

She remembered part of a funny and rather dirty little song that had

made the rounds when she’d been in high school: Eueryone who lives here

has the zits, Good old Coal County sure is the pits.

Anybody with a brain has got to split Cause this is where God squats

when he gets the shits.

In high school she used to laugh at that song. But now, at the

still-tender age of twenty-one, grimly aware of how limited her future

was in this place, she didn’t find those lyrics very humorous.

Someday she would move to New York or Los Angeles, to a place with

opportunities. She intended to split as soon as she had six months’

worth of living expenses in her savings account. She already had

enough for five months.

Soaking up the color and glamour of the carnival as she walked, Chrissy

headed toward the amusements that stood at the fringe of the midway,

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