The Fun House. By: Dean R. Koontz

you needed her. She was the nicest person Joey knew, the nicest he

ever expected to know, and he was glad that he had her for a sister

instead of that crabby, nasty Veronica Culp, who his best friend, Tommy

Culp, had to share a house with.

Later, after the Monopoly game, when he was in his pajamas, teeth

brushed, and ready for bed, he said his prayers with Amy, which was

much better than saying them with Mama. Amy said them faster than Mama

did, and she sometimes changed a word here and there to make the

prayers a little bit funny.

Like, instead of saying, “Mary, Mother of God, hear my plea,” she might

say, “Mary, Mother of God, hear my flea.” She always made Joey giggle,

but he had to be careful not to laugh too loud because Mama would

wonder what was so funny about prayers, and then everyone would be in

trouble.

Amy tucked him in and kissed him and finally left him alone in the

moonglow of his night-light. He snuggled down in the covers and fell

asleep almost instantly.

Sunday had been a fine day indeed.

But Monday began badly.

Not long after midnight, in the first few minutes of the new day, Joey

was awakened by the spooky, mush-mouthed sound of his mother’s

whispered conversation. As on other occasions, he kept his eyes closed

and pretended to be sleeping.

“My little angel . . . maybe not an angel at all . . . inside . .

.”

She was really sloshed, pickled. According to Tommy Culp, when

somebody was falling-down drunk, you said they were “pissed.” Mama was

sure pissed tonight.

She rambled on about how she couldn’t decide whether he was good or

bad, pure or evil, about how there might be something ugly hidden

inside of him and waiting to break out, about how she didn’t want to

bring devils into the world, about how it was God’s work to rid the

world of such evil any way you could, and she talked about how she harl

killed somebody named Victor and hoped she would never have to do the

same thing to her precious angel.

Joey started to shiver and was deathly afraid that she would discover

he was awake. He didn’t know what she might do if she knew he had

heard her weird mumblings.

When he felt on the brink of telling her to shut up and go away, Joey

tried desperately to tune her out. He forced himself to think of

something else. He concentrated on putting together a detailed mental

picture of the big, vicious alien creature in The Thing, which he had

seen just that afternoon at the Rialto. The thing in the picture was

like a man, only much bigger. With gigantic hands that could tear you

to pieces in a minute. And sunken eyes full of fire. And yet it was a

plant. An alien plant that was almost indestructible and lived on

blood. He could vividly recall the scene in which the scientists were

looking for the alien behind a series of doors, they didn’t find it,

and they finally gave up, and then the very next door they opened, when

they weren’t expecting anything, the monster jumped out at them,

growling and spitting and eager to eat somebody. Remembering the

unexpected fury of the monster’s attack, Joey felt his blood turn to

ice as it had in the theater.

That scene was so spine-chilling, so tingly-icky-awful that it made his

mother’s drunken rambling seem harmless by comparison. The things that

happen to people in horror movies were so terrible that they made the

scary things in life seem tame. Suddenly Joey wondered if that was why

he liked those spooky stories so much.

MAMA WAS ALWAYS the first up in the morning. She went to Mass every

day of the week, even when she was sick, even when she had a really bad

hangover. During the summer, when school was out, she would expect Amy

and Joey to attend services and take Holy Communion nearly as often as

she did.

On this Monday morning in May, however, Amy still lay in bed, listening

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