The Fun House. By: Dean R. Koontz

“But almost true,” Liz said.

“You’re bad.”

“That’s why the boys like me. Listen, are you going to keep me company

till Richie gets here?” “Sure,” Amy said.

She went to the fountain and drew down two Cokes, and she and Liz took

the first booth at the front of the room, where they had a view of Main

Street.

Liz’s car was parked out front. It was a yellow Toyota Celica.

Her parents had given it to her as a surprise graduation gift.

“No matter how hard I try,” Amy said, “I can’t picture you and Richie

Atterbury as a couple.”

“Why not? We were both unique in school,” Liz said. “He was the class

genius with an IQ of oneeighty, and I was the class slut with a hundred

and eighty names on my scorecard.”

“I don’t know why you keep putting yourself down like that,” Amy

said.

“You haven’t had anywhere near a hundred and eighty guys, for God’s

sake.”

“I’m not putting myself down,” Liz said. “Honey, I revel in it. I

love what I am. It’s the only way to fly.” aRichie was always so

shy.”

“He’s not so shy anymore,” Liz said. She winked.

Listen, it’s been a ball teaching Richie what the : game is all

about.

He was so gangly and clumsy and naive! A real challenge. But he’s

coming along. He’s coming along real nice. He has a real taste for

corruption.”

, “And you’re corrupting him?”

: “ExactlY.”

Isn’t that a bit melodramatic?”

, “No. Because that’s exactly what I’m doing. I’m corrupting Richie

Atterbury, boy genius.”

, “Elizabeth Ann Duncan, sultry temptress, the b all-knowing wanton

woman of exotic Royal City,” Amy said sarcastically.

:, Liz grinned. “That’s me. You know, just three weeks ago, when I

first started going out with him, Richie had never smoked grass? Can

you O imagine? Now he’s a regular pothead.”

That’s the only reason you’re dating him? Just so you can corrupt

him?”

“No,” Liz said. “It’s a hell of a lot of fun to open him up to new

things, new experiences. But even if he already knew his way around,

he’d be fun to be with. He’s clever, witty. And he seems to know

something interesting about almost everything. I’ve never dated a

genius before. It’s different.” “Sounds like maybe this one will last

a little longer than the others,” Amy said.

“No way,” Liz said quickly. “I figure another month, six weeks at the

outside.

Then bye-bye, Richie. No matter how clever he is, I’ll be bored with

him by then. Besides, even if I wanted something permanent with

someone, which I don’t want, but even if for some weird reason I did, I

wouldn’t want anything permanent with anyone here in this jerkwater

town. I don’t want anyone holding me back when I’m ready to split for

the west.” “You’re still planning on goingn “Hell, yes. I’ll work in

my father’s office until the middle of December, build up a nest egg,

and then knock off a couple of weeks before Christmas.

After the holiday, I’ll pack my clothes into my little yellow car, and

I’ll be off like a shot to the land of sun and opportunity.”

“California?”

Y’ve decided on Vegas,” Liz said.

aLas Vegas?” “That’s the only Vegas I know.”

“What will you do there?” “Sell it,” Liz said, grinning again.

“Sell what?”

“Don’t be dopey.” “I’m not being dopey.” “As dense as a post.” “I

don’t understand. What are you going to sell?” “My ass.” “Huh?” “I’m

going to do some heavy hooking.” “Hooking?”

“Jesus!n Liz said. “Listen, kid, don’t you realize how much money a

high-priced call girl can make in Vegas? A six-figure income, that’s

how much.”

Amy stared at her in disbelief. “You’re trying to make me believe that

you’re going to Vegas to be a whore?” “I’m not trying to make you

believe anything,” Liz said. “I’m merely telling you the facts, kid.

Besides, I’m not going to be an ordinary whore. Whore is a low-class

word. Whores are cheap. I’m going to be a personal escort, an

intimate companion to a new gentleman every evening. Intimate

companions are quite expensive, you know. And I’m going to be more

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