The Fun House. By: Dean R. Koontz

around the midway– and then he saw her. She was with Liz, Buzz, and

another boy. The carny who had given Joey the free passes was helping

them into a gondola at the funhouse boarding gate.

Joey hesitated, remembering how weird the carny had acted this

afternoon. But he was so eager to tell Amy about how he had fooled

Mama that he shrugged off his misgivings and headed toward the

funhouse.

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‘1.

The gondola seated four: two forward, two behind. Liz and Richie took

the front seats, Amy and Buzz sat in back of them.

They started with a jolt that made Liz yelp and laugh. The phony

castle doors opened, swallowed them, and closed again.

At first the gondola moved rapidly into the pitch blackness, but then

it slowed. A light popped on to the left of the track and above it,

and a leering, grizzled pirate laughed and thrust a sword at them.

Liz squealed, and Buzz took the opportunity to put his arm around

Amy.

On their right, just past the pirate, a very realistic-looking werewolf

was crouched on a ledge, suddenly illuminated by a moon that lit up

behind him.

His eyes glowed red, there was blood on his huge teeth, and his claws,

which he raked at the gondola, gleamed like splinters of a mirror.

“Oh, protect me, Richie!n Liz shouted in make believe terror.

“Protect my virgin body from that horrid beast!n She laughed at her own

performance.

The car slowed even more, and they came to a display in which an

ax-murderer was standing over one of his victims. The ax was buried in

the dead man’s skull, cleaving his forehead in two.

The gondola came to a complete stop.

“What’s wrong?” Liz asked.

“Must have broken down again,” Richie said.

They were sitting in purple-brown shadows. The only light came from

the ax-murderer exhibit beside them, and that was an eerie, greenish

glow.

“Hey!” Liz shouted into the darkness and into the waves of creepy

music that crashed over them. “Hey, let’s get this show on the road!”

“Yeah!” Buzz shouted. “Hey, out there!”

For a minute or two they all called to the barker, who was on the

platform outside, beyond the closed doors of the attraction, no more

than thirty or forty feet away. No one responded to them, and at last

they gave up.

“Shit,” Liz said.

“What should we do?” Amy asked.

“Stay put,” Richie said. “It’ll start moving again eventually.”

“Maybe we should get out and walk back to the doors,” Buzz said.

“Absolutely not,” Richie said. “If we did, and then the ride started

up again, our gondola would go offwithout us. And if another car came

through the entrance doors, it would run us down.” “I hope we don’t

have to wait in here too long,” Amy said, remembering the way the

barker had looked at her. “It’s spooky.”

“What a pain in the ass,” Liz said.

aBe patient,” Richie said. “We’ll be rolling soon.”

“If we’ve got to just sit here,” Liz said, “I wish they’d shut off that

fuckin’ music. It’s way too loud.

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Something creaked loudly overhead.

1What was that?” Amy asked.

They all looked up in the darkness.

“Nothing,” Buzz said. “Just the wind outside.” “There isn’t any wind

tonight,” Amy said.

The creaking noise came again. This time there were other loud sounds

with it: a scraping, a thud, an animal-like grunting.

“I don’t think we–” Richie began.

Something flashed out of the darkness and seized him by the throat. An

arm thrust down from the low, unlighted ceiling over the gondola, an

arm that ended in a large, long-fingered, furcovered hand that was

tipped with murderously sharp claws. Though the arm moved fast, they

all saw it in the backwash of green light from the ax-murderer exhibit,

but they couldn’t see what was in the blackness above, at the other end

of the arm.

Whatever it was, its claws pierced Richie’s throat, hooked deep into

his flesh, and the thing hauled him up, off his seat. Richie kicked

frantically, his shoes drumming on the front of the gondola for a

second or two. Then he was out of the car, up, up, dragged through a

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