Valentinian grinned. “Not a problem, General. You’ve provided us with the most brilliant cover imaginable. Not even a cover, actually. Just the sort of things we’d be doing naturally. Drinking, eating, carousing. The occasional fuck now and then. That sort of thing.”
“Catch every disease known to man,” remarked Ousanas idly. But Valentinian’s grin never wavered.
Belisarius began to smile, turned it into a not particularly convincing frown. “Just remember, Valentinian, you’re not here on a pleasure trip. Drink, eat and carouse all you want. Just make sure you find Kushans to do it with. That includes fornication. I catch you humping any whore who isn’t Kushan, there’ll be hell to pay.”
“A pity, that,” mused Anastasius. “Variety’s always appealed to me. It’s my philosophical tendencies, I think.” A wave of scowls appeared on all faces around him, except Ousanas. “But—so be it.”
He clapped his hand on Valentinian’s shoulder. “We shall not fail you, General. In a land of multitudinous—infinite!—possibilities, we shall be as selective as the Stoics of old.”
“Get your fucking hand off me,” snarled Valentinian.
“Nothing shall we touch save the very Platonic Forms of Kushan drink and Kushan women.”
“I’ll cut it off, I swear I will.”
Within a few hours, Belisarius found appropriate lodgings for his party. The Emperor Justinian had been miserly as always in the monies which he had provided for Belisarius’ mission. Fortunately, however, Garmat had been amply funded by King Kaleb.
Fortunately indeed, for the lodgings which Belisarius selected were truly regal, and regally expensive. As agreed upon, Garmat obtained an entire suite in one of the most expensive hostels in Bharakuccha. He paid for it with Axumite gold coin. Belisarius and Garmat had already discovered that Axumite coinage was one of the three foreign currencies accepted in India. Byzantine coinage was the most prestigious, of course, but Axumite gold and silver were accepted as readily as Persian currency.
Belisarius paid for the two extra rooms. The extra rooms were comparatively modest—by the standards, at least, of that hostel. One of the extra rooms was for himself and his cataphracts. The other was for Garmat, Ousanas, and the sarwen.
The suite—the gigantic, opulent, lavishly furnished suite—was for Eon alone. Eon Bisi Dakuen, Prince of Axum (and all the other royal cognomens which Garmat had appended, to which the boy was not entitled—but who was to know otherwise in Bharakuccha?), could settle for nothing less. Some other prince, perhaps, but not this one. Not this pampered, spoiled, arrogant, whining, complaining, grousing, thoroughly obnoxious young royal snot.
As soon as they entered the hostel, Eon began his litany of complaints. This was not right, that was not right, the other was all wrong, etc., etc., etc. By now, thought Belisarius with amusement, the boy had the routine down pat. Within three minutes, the proprietor of the hostel was stiff-faced with injured dignity. Were it not for the sizable profit he stood to make from the Ethiopians, Belisarius had little doubt that the proprietor would have pitched Eon out on his ear. (Figuratively, of course; a literal pitching would be difficult, what with the spears of the sarwen.)
The relief on the proprietor’s face when Garmat finally cajoled the prince into settling down was obvious, for all the man’s practiced diplomacy. Venandakatra had been equally relieved to finally part company with Eon, and had not been particularly loath to show it.
All in all, thought Belisarius, Eon was doing splendidly.
As the Ethiopian party were led to their rooms, Belisarius and his three cataphracts were guided to their own quarters. Once inside the room, Anastasius helped Menander lay down on a couch. The young cataphract had finally overcome the diseases produced by his wound, but he was still very weak.
“Eon’s going to bitch at us again tonight,” commented Anastasius. He glanced at the general. “Quite a task you assigned him, sir. Poor lad.”
“Poor lad, my ass,” snapped Valentinian. He perched on the couch next to Menander. “I’d trade places with him in a minute.”
“Me, too,” whispered Menander. “It’d kill me, for sure, but what a way to go.”
Belisarius smiled. “I didn’t realize you prized Venandakatra’s company so much, Valentinian.”
The cataphract sneered. “Not that! That part of the job the prince is welcome to. It’s the part coming now that I’d treasure.”