Curious Republic of Gondour by Mark Twain

New YORK, May 10.

The Richardson-McFarland jury had been out one hour and fifty minutes.

A breathless silence brooded over court and auditory–a silence and a

stillness so absolute, notwithstanding the vast multitude of human beings

packed together there, that when some one far away among the throng under

the northeast balcony cleared his throat with a smothered little cough it

startled everybody uncomfortably, so distinctly did it grate upon the

pulseless air. At that imposing moment the bang of a door was heard,

then the shuffle of approaching feet, and then a sort of surging and

swaying disorder among the heads at the entrance from the jury-room told

them that the Twelve were coming. Presently all was silent again, and

the foreman of the jury rose and said:

“Your Honor and Gentleman: We, the jury charged with the duty of

determining whether the prisoner at the bar, Daniel McFarland, has been

guilty of murder, in taking by surprise an unarmed man and shooting him

to death, or whether the prisoner is afflicted with a sad but

irresponsible insanity which at times can be cheered only by violent

entertainment with firearms, do find as follows, namely:

That the prisoner, Daniel McFarland, is insane as above described.

Because:

1. His great grandfather’s stepfather was tainted with insanity, and

frequently killed people who were distasteful to him. Hence, insanity is

hereditary in the family.

2. For nine years the prisoner at the bar did not adequately support his

family. Strong circumstantial evidence of insanity.

3. For nine years he made of his home, as a general thing, a poor-house;

sometimes (but very rarely) a cheery, happy habitation; frequently the

den of a beery, drivelling, stupefied animal; but never, as far as

ascertained, the abiding place of a gentleman. These be evidences of

insanity.

4. He once took his young unmarried sister-in-law to the museum; while

there his hereditary insanity came upon him to such a degree that he

hiccupped and staggered; and afterward, on the way home, even made love

to the young girl he was protecting. These are the acts of a person not

in his right mind.

5. For a good while his sufferings were so great that he had to submit

to the inconvenience of having his wife give public readings for the

family support; and at times, when he handed these shameful earnings to

the barkeeper, his haughty soul was so torn with anguish that he could

hardly stand without leaning against something. At such times he has

been known to shed tears into his sustenance till it diluted to utter

inefficiency. Inattention of this nature is not the act of a Democrat

unafflicted in mind.

6. He never spared expense in making his wife comfortable during her

occasional confinements. Her father is able to testify to this. There

was always an element of unsoundness about the prisoner’s generosities

that is very suggestive at this time and before this court.

7. Two years ago the prisoner came fearlessly up behind Richardson in

the dark, and shot him in the leg. The prisoner’s brave and protracted

defiance of an adversity that for years had left him little to depend

upon for support but a wife who sometimes earned scarcely anything for

weeks at a time, is evidence that he would have appeared in front of

Richardson and shot him in the stomach if he had not been insane at the

time of the shooting.

8. Fourteen months ago the prisoner told Archibald Smith that he was

going to kill Richardson. This is insanity.

9. Twelve months ago he told Marshall P. Jones that he was going to kill

Richardson. Insanity.

10. Nine months ago he was lurking about Richardson’s home in New

Jersey, and said he was going to kill Richardson. Insanity.

11. Seven months ago he showed a pistol to Seth Brown and said that that

was for Richardson. He said Brown testified that at that time it seemed

plain that something was the matter with McFarland, for he crossed the

street diagonally nine times in fifty yards, apparently without any

settled reason for doing so, and finally fell in the gutter and went to

sleep. He remarked at the time that McFarland acted strange–believed he

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