Curious Republic of Gondour by Mark Twain

was insane. Upon hearing Brown’s evidence, John W. Galen, M.D., affirmed

at once that McFarland was insane.

12. Five months ago, McFarland showed his customary pistol, in his

customary way, to his bed-fellow, Charles A. Dana, and told him he was

going to kill Richardson the first time an opportunity offered. Evidence

of insanity.

13. Five months and two weeks ago McFarland asked John Morgan the time

of day, and turned and walked rapidly away without waiting for an answer.

Almost indubitable evidence of insanity. And–

14. It is remarkable that exactly one week after this circumstance, the

prisoner, Daniel McFarland, confronted Albert D. Richardson suddenly and

without warning, and shot him dead. This is manifest insanity.

Everything we know of the prisoner goes to show that if he had been sane

at the time, he would have shot his victim from behind.

15. There is an absolutely overwhelming mass of testimony to show that

an hour before the shooting, McFarland was ANXIOUS AND UNEASY, and that

five minutes after it he was EXCITED. Thus the accumulating conjectures

and evidences of insanity culminate in this sublime and unimpeachable

proof of it. Therefore–

Your Honor and Gentlemen–We the jury pronounce the said Daniel McFarland

INNOCENT OF MURDER, BUT CALAMITOUSLY INSANE.

The scene that ensued almost defies description. Hats, handkerchiefs and

bonnets were frantically waved above the massed heads in the courtroom,

and three tremendous cheers and a tiger told where the sympathies of the

court and people were. Then a hundred pursed lips were advanced to kiss

the liberated prisoner, and many a hand thrust out to give him a

congratulatory shake–but presto! with a maniac’s own quickness and a

maniac’s own fury the lunatic assassin of Richardson fell upon his

friends with teeth and nails, boots and office furniture, and the amazing

rapidity with which he broke heads and limbs, and rent and sundered

bodies, till nearly a hundred citizens were reduced to mere quivering

heaps of fleshy odds and ends and crimson rags, was like nothing in this

world but the exultant frenzy of a plunging, tearing, roaring devil of a

steam machine when it snatches a human being and spins him and whirls him

till he shreds away to nothingness like a “Four o’clock” before the

breath of a child.

The destruction was awful. It is said that within the space of eight

minutes McFarland killed and crippled some six score persons and tore

down a large portion of the City Hall building, carrying away and casting

into Broadway six or seven marble columns fifty-four feet long and

weighing nearly two tons each. But he was finally captured and sent in

chains to the lunatic asylum for life.

(By late telegrams it appears that this is a mistake.–Editor Express.)

But the really curious part of this whole matter is yet to be told. And

that is, that McFarland’s most intimate friends believe that the very

next time that it ever occurred to him that the insanity plea was not a

mere politic pretense, was when the verdict came in. They think that the

startling thought burst upon him then, that if twelve good and true men,

able to comprehend all the baseness of perjury, proclaimed under oath

that he was a lunatic, there was no gainsaying such evidence and that he

UNQUESTIONABLY WAS INSANE!

Possibly that was really the way of it. It is dreadful to think that

maybe the most awful calamity that can befall a man, namely, loss of

reason, was precipitated upon this poor prisoner’s head by a jury that

could have hanged him instead, and so done him a mercy and his country a

service.

POSTSCRIPT-LATER

May 11–I do not expect anybody to believe so astounding a thing, and yet

it is the solemn truth that instead of instantly sending the dangerous

lunatic to the insane asylum (which I naturally supposed they would do,

and so I prematurely said they had) the court has actually SET HIM AT

LIBERTY. Comment is unnecessary. M. T.

THE EUROPEAN WARS –[From the Buffalo Express, July 25, 1870.]

First Day

THE EUROPEAN WAR!!!

NO BATTLE YET!!!

HOSTILITIES IMMINENT!!!

TREMENDOUS EXCITEMENT.

AUSTRIA ARMING!

BERLIN, Tuesday.

No battle has been fought yet. But hostilities may burst forth any week.

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