The Tragedy of Pudd’nhead Wilson by Mark Twain

piece on the piano in great style. Rowena was satisfied–satisfied

down to the bottom of her heart.

The young strangers were kept long at the piano. The villagers were

astonished and enchanted with the magnificence of their performance,

and could not bear to have them stop. All the music that they had ever

heard before seemed spiritless prentice-work and barren of grace and

charm when compared with these intoxicating floods of melodious sound.

They realized that for once in their lives they were hearing masters.

CHAPTER 7

The Unknown Nymph

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie

is that a cat has only nine lives.

–Pudd’nhead Wilson’s Calendar

The company broke up reluctantly, and drifted toward their several homes,

chatting with vivacity and all agreeing that it would be many a long

day before Dawson’s Landing would see the equal of this one again.

The twins had accepted several invitations while the reception

was in progress, and had also volunteered to play some duets at

an amateur entertainment for the benefit of a local charity.

Society was eager to receive them to its bosom. Judge Driscoll had

the good fortune to secure them for an immediate drive, and to be

the first to display them in public. They entered his buggy with him

and were paraded down the main street, everybody flocking to the windows

and sidewalks to see.

The judge showed the strangers the new graveyard, and the jail,

and where the richest man lived, and the Freemasons’ hall,

and the Methodist church, and the Presbyterian church, and where the

Baptist church was going to be when they got some money to build it with,

and showed them the town hall and the slaughterhouse, and got out

of the independent fire company in uniform and had them put out

an imaginary fire; then he let them inspect the muskets of the

militia company, and poured out an exhaustless stream of enthusiasm

over all these splendors, and seemed very well satisfied with the

responses he got, for the twins admired his admiration, and paid him

back the best they could, though they could have done better if

some fifteen or sixteen hundred thousand previous experiences of this

sort in various countries had not already rubbed off a considerable part

of the novelty in it.

The judge laid himself out hospitality to make them have a good time,

and if there was a defect anywhere, it was not his fault.

He told them a good many humorous anecdotes, and always forgot the nub,

but they were always able to furnish it, for these yarns were of a

pretty early vintage, and they had had many a rejuvenating pull

at them before. And he told them all about his several dignities,

and how he had held this and that and the other place of honor or profit,

and had once been to the legislature, and was now president of the

Society of Freethinkers. He said the society had been in existence

four years, and already had two members, and was firmly established.

He would call for the brothers in the evening, if they would like

to attend a meeting of it.

Accordingly he called for them, and on the way he told them all about

Pudd’nhead Wilson, in order that they might get a favorable impression

of him in advance and be prepared to like him. This scheme succeeded–

the favorable impression was achieved. Later it was confirmed and

solidified when Wilson proposed that out of courtesy to the strangers

the usual topics be put aside and the hour be devoted to conversation upon

ordinary subjects and the cultivation of friendly relations and

good-fellowship–a proposition which was put to vote and carried.

The hour passed quickly away in lively talk, and when it was ended,

the lonesome and neglected Wilson was richer by two friends than he

had been when it began. He invited the twins to look in at his

lodgings presently, after disposing of an intervening engagement,

and they accepted with pleasure.

Toward the middle of the evening, they found themselves on the road

to his house. Pudd’nhead was at home waiting for them and putting

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