The Tragedy of Pudd’nhead Wilson by Mark Twain

or maybe Wednesday. You understan’?”

Tom answered sullenly: “Yes.”

“En when you gits de new bill o’ sale dat sells me to my own self,

take en send it in de mail to Mr. Pudd’nhead Wilson,

en write on de back dat he’s to keep it tell I come. You understan’?”

“Yes.”

“Dat’s all den. Take yo’ umbreller, en put on yo’ hat.”

“Why?”

“Beca’se you’s gwine to see me home to de wharf. You see dis knife?

I’s toted it aroun’ sence de day I seed dat man en bought dese clo’es en it.

If he ketch me, I’s gwine to kill myself wid it. Now start along,

en go sof’, en lead de way; en if you gives a sign in dis house,

or if anybody comes up to you in de street, I’s gwine to jam it

right into you. Chambers, does you b’lieve me when I says dat?”

“It’s no use to bother me with that question. I know your word’s good.”

“Yes, it’s diff’rent from yo’n! Shet de light out en move along–

here’s de key.”

They were not followed. Tom trembled every time a late

straggler brushed by them on the street, and half expected to

feel the cold steel in his back. Roxy was right at his heels and

always in reach. After tramping a mile they reached a wide

vacancy on the deserted wharves, and in this dark and rainy

desert they parted.

As Tom trudged home his mind was full of dreary thoughts and

wild plans; but at last he said to himself, wearily:

“There is but the one way out. I must follow her plan.

But with a variation–I will not ask for the money and ruin myself;

I will ROB the old skinflint.”

CHAPTER 19

The Prophesy Realized

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a

good example.

–Pudd’nhead Wilson’s Calendar

It were not best that we should all think alike; it is

difference of opinion that makes horse races.

–Pudd’nhead Wilson’s Calendar

Dawson’s Landing was comfortably finishing its season of

dull repose and waiting patiently for the duel.

Count Luigi was waiting, too; but not patiently, rumor said.

Sunday came, and Luigi insisted on having his challenge conveyed.

Wilson carried it. Judge Driscoll declined to fight with an assassin–

“that is,” he added significantly, “in the field of honor.”

Elsewhere, of course, he would be ready. Wilson tried to

convince him that if he had been present himself when Angelo told

him about the homicide committed by Luigi, he would not have

considered the act discreditable to Luigi; but the obstinate old

man was not to be moved.

Wilson went back to his principal and reported the failure

of his mission. Luigi was incensed, and asked how it could be

that the old gentleman, who was by no means dull-witted, held his

trifling nephew’s evidence in inferences to be of more value than Wilson’s.

But Wilson laughed, and said:

“That is quite simple; that is easily explicable.

I am not his doll–his baby–his infatuation: his nature is.

The judge and his late wife never had any children.

The judge and his wife were past middle age when this treasure

fell into their lap. One must make allowances for a parental instinct

that has been starving for twenty-five or thirty years.

It is famished, it is crazed wit hunger by that time, and will be

entirely satisfied with anything that comes handy; its taste is atrophied,

it can’t tell mud cat from shad. A devil born to a young couple is

measurably recognizable by them as a devil before long,

but a devil adopted by an old couple is an angel to them,

and remains so, through thick and thin. Tom is this old man’s angel;

he is infatuated with him. Tom can persuade him into things which

other people can’t–not all things; I don’t mean that,

but a good many–particularly one class of things: the things that

create or abolish personal partialities or prejudices in the old

man’s mind. The old man liked both of you. Tom conceived a

hatred for you. That was enough; it turned the old man around at once.

The oldest and strongest friendship must go to the ground

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