The Tragedy of Pudd’nhead Wilson by Mark Twain

carries with him from his cradle to his grave certain physical

marks which do not change their character, and by which he can

always be identified–and that without shade of doubt or question.

These marks are his signature, his physiological

autograph, so to speak, and this autograph can not be counterfeited,

nor can he disguise it or hide it away, nor can it

become illegible by the wear and mutations of time.

This signature is not his face–age can change that beyond

recognition; it is not his hair, for that can fall out; it is not

his height, for duplicates of that exist; it is not his form,

for duplicates of that exist also, whereas this signature is each

man’s very own–there is no duplicate of it among the swarming

populations of the globe! [The audience were interested once more.]

“This autograph consists of the delicate lines or

corrugations with which Nature marks the insides of the hands and

the soles of the feet. If you will look at the balls of your fingers–

you that have very sharp eyesight–you will observe that

these dainty curving lines lie close together, like those that

indicate the borders of oceans in maps, and that they form

various clearly defined patterns, such as arches, circles,

long curves, whorls, etc., and that these patters differ on the

different fingers. [Every man in the room had his hand up to the

light now, and his head canted to one side, and was minutely

scrutinizing the balls of his fingers; there were whispered

ejaculations of “Why, it’s so–I never noticed that before!”]

The patterns on the right hand are not the same as those on the left.

[Ejaculations of “Why, that’s so, too!”] Taken finger for finger,

your patterns differ from your neighbor’s. [Comparisons

were made all over the house–even the judge and jury were

absorbed in this curious work.] The patterns of a twin’s right

hand are not the same as those on his left. One twin’s patters

are never the same as his fellow twin’s patters–the jury will

find that the patterns upon the finger balls of the twins’ hands

follow this rule. [An examination of the twins’ hands was begun at once.]

You have often heard of twins who were so exactly

alike that when dressed alike their own parents could not tell them apart.

Yet there was never a twin born in to this world

that did not carry from birth to death a sure identifier in this

mysterious and marvelous natal autograph. That once known to you,

his fellow twin could never personate him and deceive you.”

Wilson stopped and stood silent. Inattention dies a quick

and sure death when a speaker does that. The stillness gives

warning that something is coming. All palms and finger balls

went down now, all slouching forms straightened, all heads came up,

all eyes were fastened upon Wilson’s face. He waited yet one, two,

three moments, to let his pause complete and perfect

its spell upon the house; then, when through the profound hush he

could hear the ticking of the clock on the wall, he put out his

hand and took the Indian knife by the blade and held it aloft

where all could see the sinister spots upon its ivory handle;

then he said, in a level and passionless voice:

“Upon this haft stands the assassin’s natal autograph,

written in the blood of that helpless and unoffending old man who

loved you and whom you all loved. There is but one man in the

whole earth whose hand can duplicate that crimson sign”–

he paused and raised his eyes to the pendulum swinging back and forth–

“and please God we will produce that man in this room

before the clock strikes noon!”

Stunned, distraught, unconscious of its own movement, the

house half rose, as if expecting to see the murderer appear at

the door, and a breeze of muttered ejaculations swept the place.

“Order in the court!–sit down!” This from the sheriff. He was obeyed,

and quiet reigned again. Wilson stole a glance at Tom,

and said to himself, “He is flying signals of distress now; even

people who despise him are pitying him; they think this is a hard

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