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Christian Science by Mark Twain

that of –the committee who revised the Bible…. Thus we have

additional evidence of the herculean efforts our beloved Leader has made

and is constantly making for the promulgation of Truth and the

furtherance of her divinely bestowed mission,” etc.

It is a steady job. I could help inspire if desired; I am not doing much

now, and would work for half-price, and should not object to the country.

PRICE OF THE PASTOR-UNIVERSAL

The price of the Pastor-Universal, Science and Health, called in Science

literature the Comforter–and by that other sacred Name –is three

dollars in cloth, as heretofore, six when it is finely bound, and shaped

to imitate the Testament, and is broken into verses. Margin of profit

above cost of manufacture, from five hundred to seven hundred per cent.,

as already noted In the profane subscription-trade, it costs the

publisher heavily to canvass a three-dollar book; he must pay the general

agent sixty per cent. commission–that is to say, one dollar and eighty-

cents. Mrs. Eddy escapes this blistering tax, because she owns the

Christian Science canvasser, and can compel him to work for nothing.

Read the following command–not request –fulminated by Mrs. Eddy, over

her signature, in the Christian Science Journal for March, 1897, and

quoted by Mr. Peabody in his book. The book referred to is Science and

Health:

“It shall be the duty of all Christian Scientists to circulate and to

sell as many of these books as they can.”

That is flung at all the elect, everywhere that the sun shines, but no

penalty is shaken over their heads to scare them. The same command was

issued to the members (numbering to-day twenty-five thousand) of The

Mother-Church, also, but with it went a threat, of the infliction, in

case of disobedience, of the most dreaded punishment that has a place in

the Church’s list of penalties for transgressions of Mrs. Eddy’s edicts

–excommunication:

“If a member of The First Church of Christ, Scientist, shall fail to obey

this injunction, it will render him liable to lose his membership in this

Church. MARY BAKER EDDY.”

It is the spirit of the Spanish Inquisition.

None but accepted and well established gods can venture an affront like

that and do it with confidence. But the human race will take anything

from that class. Mrs. Eddy knows the human race; knows it better than

any mere human being has known it in a thousand centuries. My confidence

in her human-beingship is getting shaken, my confidence in her godship is

stiffening.

SEVEN HUNDRED PER CENT.

A Scientist out West has visited a bookseller–with intent to find fault

with me–and has brought away the information that the price at which

Mrs. Eddy sells Science and Health is not an unusually high one for the

size and make of the book. That is true. But in the book-trade–that

profit-devourer unknown to Mrs. Eddy’s book–a three-dollar book that is

made for thirty-five or forty cents in large editions is put at three

dollars because the publisher has to pay author, middleman, and

advertising, and if the price were much below three the profit accruing

would not pay him fairly for his time and labor. At the same time, if he

could get ten dollars for the book he would take it, and his morals would

not fall under criticism.

But if he were an inspired person commissioned by the Deity to receive

and print and spread broadcast among sorrowing and suffering and poor men

a precious message of healing and cheer and salvation, he would have to

do as Bible Societies do–sell the book at a pinched margin above cost to

such as could pay, and give it free to all that couldn’t; and his name

would be praised. But if he sold it at seven hundred per cent. profit

and put the money in his pocket, his name would be mocked and derided.

Just as Mrs. Eddy’s is. And most justifiably, as it seems to me.

The complete Bible contains one million words. The New Testament by

itself contains two hundred and forty thousand words.

My ’84 edition of Science and Health contains one hundred and twenty

thousand words –just half as many as the New Testament.

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