Double Barrelled Detective by Mark Twain

well; you’ve worked enough for to-day; go down to my cabin and eat what

you want, and rest. It’s just an accident, you know, on account of my

being excited.”

“It scared me,” said the lad, as he started away; “but I learnt

something, so I don’t mind it.”

“Damned easy to please!” muttered Buckner, following him with his eye.

I wonder if he’ll tell? Mightn’t he?… I wish it had killed him.”

The boy took no advantage of his holiday in the matter of resting; he

employed it in work, eager and feverish and happy work. A thick growth

of chaparral extended down the mountainside clear to Flint’s cabin; the

most of Fetlock’s labor was done in the dark intricacies of that stubborn

growth; the rest of it was done in his own shanty. At last all was

complete, and he said:

“If he’s got any suspicions that I’m going to tell on him, he won’t keep

them long, to-morrow. He will see that I am the same milksop as I always

was–all day and the next. And the day after to-morrow night there ‘ll

be an end of him; nobody will ever guess who finished him up nor how it

was done. He dropped me the idea his own self, and that’s odd.”

V

The next day came and went.

It is now almost midnight, and in five minutes the new morning will

begin. The scene is in the tavern billiard-room. Rough men in rough

clothing, slouch-hats, breeches stuffed into boot-tops, some with vests,

none with coats, are grouped about the boiler-iron stove, which has ruddy

cheeks and is distributing a grateful warmth; the billiard-balls are

clacking; there is no other sound–that is, within; the wind is fitfully

moaning without. The men look bored; also expectant. A hulking broad-

shouldered miner, of middle age, with grizzled whiskers, and an

unfriendly eye set in an unsociable face, rises, slips a coil of fuse

upon his arm, gathers up some other personal properties, and departs

without word or greeting to anybody. It is Flint Buckner. As the door

closes behind him a buzz of talk breaks out.

“The regularest man that ever was,” said Jake Parker, the blacksmith:

“you can tell when it’s twelve just by him leaving, without looking at

your Waterbury.”

“And it’s the only virtue he’s got, as fur as I know,” said Peter Hawes,

miner.

“He’s just a blight on this society,” said Wells-Fargo’s man, Ferguson.

“If I was running this shop I’d make him say something, some time or

other, or vamos the ranch.” This with a suggestive glance at the

barkeeper, who did not choose to see it, since the man under discussion

was a good customer, and went home pretty well set up, every night, with

refreshments furnished from the bar.

“Say,” said Ham Sandwich, miner, “does any of you boys ever recollect of

him asking you to take a drink?”

“Him? Flint Buckner? Oh, Laura!”

This sarcastic rejoinder came in a spontaneous general outburst in one

form of words or another from the crowd. After a brief silence, Pat

Riley, miner, said:

“He’s the 15-puzzle, that cuss. And his boy’s another one. I can’t make

them out.”

“Nor anybody else,” said Ham Sandwich; “and if they are 15-puzzles how

are you going to rank up that other one? When it comes to A 1 right-down

solid mysteriousness, he lays over both of them. Easy–don’t he?”

“You bet!”

Everybody said it. Every man but one. He was the new-comer–Peterson.

He ordered the drinks all round, and asked who No. 3 might be. All

answered at once, “Archy Stillman!”

“Is he a mystery?” asked Peterson.

“Is he a mystery? Is Archy Stillman a mystery?” said Wells-Fargo’s man,

Ferguson. “Why, the fourth dimension’s foolishness to him.”

For Ferguson was learned.

Peterson wanted to hear all about him; everybody wanted to tell him;

everybody began. But Billy Stevens, the barkeeper, called the house to

order, and said one at a time was best. He distributed the drinks, and

appointed Ferguson to lead. Ferguson said:

“Well, he’s a boy. And that is just about all we know about him. You

can pump him till you are tired; it ain’t any use; you won’t get

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