Double Barrelled Detective by Mark Twain

him upon my track, with his superhuman penetration and tireless energies.

The spirits went away to fetch him, and I got up at once in the middle of

the night and fled away, carrying nothing but the hand-bag that had my

money in it–thirty thousand dollars; two-thirds of it are in the bag

there yet. It was forty days before that man caught up on my track.

I just escaped. From habit he had written his real name on a tavern

register, but had scratched it out and written “Dagget Barclay” in the

place of it. But fear gives you a watchful eye and keen, and I read the

true name through the scratches, and fled like a deer.

He has hunted me all over this world for three years and a half–the

Pacific states, Australasia, India–everywhere you can think of; then

back to Mexico and up to California again, giving me hardly any rest; but

that name on the registers always saved me, and what is left of me is

alive yet. And I am so tired! A cruel time he has given me, yet I give

you my honor I have never harmed him nor any man.

That was the end of the story, and it stirred those boys to blood-heat,

he sure of it. As for me–each word burnt a hole in me where it struck.

We voted that the old man should bunk with us, and be my guest and

Hillyer’s. I shall keep my own counsel, naturally; but as soon as he is

well rested and nourished, I shall take him to Denver and rehabilitate

his fortunes.

The boys gave the old fellow the bone-smashing good-fellowship handshake

of the mines, and then scattered away to spread the news.

At dawn next morning Wells-Fargo Ferguson and Ham Sandwich called us

softly out, and said, privately:

“That news about the way that old stranger has been treated has spread

all around, and the camps are up. They are piling in from everywhere,

and are going to lynch the P’fessor. Constable Harris is in a dead funk,

and has telephoned the sheriff. Come along!”

We started on a run. The others were privileged to feel as they chose,

but in my heart’s privacy I hoped the sheriff would arrive in time; for I

had small desire that Sherlock Holmes should hang for my deeds, as you

can easily believe. I had heard a good deal about the sheriff, but for

reassurance’s sake I asked:

“Can he stop a mob?”

“Can he stop a mob! Can Jack Fairfax stop a mob! Well, I should smile!

Ex-desperado–nineteen scalps on his string. Can he! Oh, I say!”

As we tore up the gulch, distant cries and shouts and yells rose faintly

on the still air, and grew steadily in strength as we raced along. Roar

after roar burst out, stronger and stronger, nearer and nearer; and at

last, when we closed up upon the multitude massed in the open area in

front of the tavern, the crash of sound was deafening. Some brutal

roughs from Daly’s gorge had Holmes in their grip, and he was the calmest

man there; a contemptuous smile played about his lips, and if any fear of

death was in his British heart, his iron personality was master of it and

no sign of it was allowed to appear.

“Come to a vote, men!” This from one of the Daly gang, Shadbelly Higgins.

“Quick! is it hang, or shoot?”

“Neither!” shouted one of his comrades. “He’ll be alive again in a week;

burning’s the only permanency for him.”

The gangs from all the outlying camps burst out in a thundercrash of

approval, and went struggling and surging toward the prisoner, and closed

around him, shouting, “Fire! fire’s the ticket!” They dragged him to the

horse-post, backed him against it, chained him to it, and piled wood and

pine cones around him waist-deep. Still the strong face did not blench,

and still the scornful smile played about the thin lips.

“A match! fetch a match!”

Shadbelly struck it, shaded it with his hand, stooped, and held it under

a pine cone. A deep silence fell upon the mob. The cone caught, a tiny

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