Double Barrelled Detective by Mark Twain

We’ll spend it with the boys; it’s good for the alibi.”

He brought Sherlock Holmes to the billiard-room, which was jammed with

eager and admiring miners; the guest called the drinks, and the fun

began. Everybody was happy; everybody was complimentary; the ice was

soon broken, songs, anecdotes, and more drinks followed, and the pregnant

minutes flew. At six minutes to one, when the jollity was at its

highest–

BOOM!!

There was silence instantly. The deep sound came rolling and rumbling

frown peak to peak up the gorge, then died down, and ceased. The spell

broke, then, and the men made a rush for the door, saying:

“Something’s blown up!”

Outside, a voice in the darkness said, “It’s away down the gorge; I saw

the flash.”

The crowd poured down the canyon–Holmes, Fetlock, Archy Stillman,

everybody. They made the mile in a few minutes. By the light of a

lantern they found the smooth and solid dirt floor of Flint Buckner’s

cabin; of the cabin itself not a vestige remained, not a rag nor a

splinter. Nor any sign of Flint. Search-parties sought here and there

and yonder, and presently a cry went up.

“Here he is!”

It was true. Fifty yards down the gulch they had found him–that is,

they had found a crushed and lifeless mass which represented him.

Fetlock Jones hurried thither with the others and looked.

The inquest was a fifteen-minute affair. Ham Sandwich, foreman of the

jury, handed up the verdict, which was phrased with a certain unstudied

literary grace, and closed with this finding, to wit: that “deceased came

to his death by his own act or some other person or persons unknown to

this jury not leaving any family or similar effects behind but his cabin

which was blown away and God have mercy on his soul amen.”

Then the impatient jury rejoined the main crowd, for the storm-center of

interest was there–Sherlock Holmes. The miners stood silent and

reverent in a half-circle, inclosing a large vacant space which included

the front exposure of the site of the late premises. In this

considerable space the Extraordinary Man was moving about, attended by

his nephew with a lantern. With a tape he took measurements of the cabin

site; of the distance from the wall of chaparral to the road; of the

height of the chaparral bushes; also various other measurements. He

gathered a rag here, a splinter there, and a pinch of earth yonder,

inspected them profoundly, and preserved them. He took the “lay” of the

place with a pocket-compass, allowing two seconds for magnetic variation.

He took the time (Pacific) by his watch, correcting it for local time.

He paced off the distance from the cabin site to the corpse, and

corrected that for tidal differentiation. He took the altitude with a

pocket-aneroid, and the temperature with a pocket-thermometer. Finally

he said, with a stately bow:

“It is finished. Shall we return, gentlemen?”

He took up the line of march for the tavern, and the crowd fell into his

wake, earnestly discussing and admiring the Extraordinary Man, and

interlarding guesses as to the origin of the tragedy and who the author

of it might he.

“My, but it’s grand luck having him here–hey, boys?” said Ferguson.

“It’s the biggest thing of the century,” said Ham Sandwich. “It ‘ll go

all over the world; you mark my words.”

“You bet!” said Jake Parker, the blacksmith. “It ‘ll boom this camp.

Ain’t it so, Wells-Fargo?”

“Well, as you want my opinion–if it’s any sign of how I think about it,

I can tell you this: yesterday I was holding the Straight Flush claim at

two dollars a foot; I’d like to see the man that can get it at sixteen

to-day.”

“Right you are, Wells-Fargo! It’s the grandest luck a new camp ever

struck. Say, did you see him collar them little rags and dirt and

things? What an eye! He just can’t overlook a clue–’tain’t in him.”

“That’s so. And they wouldn’t mean a thing to anybody else; but to him,

why, they’re just a book–large print at that.”

“Sure’s you’re born! Them odds and ends have got their little old

secret, and they think there ain’t anybody can pull it; but, land! when

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