“Maybe I’ll look better after a shave,” said Retief. “What’s the idea of shooting at me?”
“Lemme up—my name’s Potter. Sorry ’bout that. I figured it was a Flap-jack boat; looks just like ’em. I took a shot when I saw something move; didn’t know it was a Terrestrial. Who are you? What you doin’ here? We’re pretty close to the edge of the oasis. That’s Flap-jack country over there.” He waved a hand toward the north, where the desert lay.
“I’m glad you’re a poor shot. Some of those missiles were too close for comfort.”
“Missiles, eh? Must be Flap-jack artillery. We got nothin’ like that.”
“I heard there was a full-fledged war brewing,” said Retief. “I didn’t expect—”
“Good!” Potter said. “We figured a few of you boys from Ivory would be joining up when you heard. You from Ivory?”
“Yes. I’m—”
“Hey, you must be Lemuel’s cousin. Good night! I pretty near made a bad mistake. Lemuel’s a tough man to explain anything to.”
“I’m—”
“Keep your head down. These damn Flap-jacks have got some wicked hand weapons. Come on . . .” He began crawling through the brush. Retief followed. They crossed two hundred yards of rough country before Potter got to his feet, took out a soggy bandanna, and mopped his face.
“You move good for a city man. I thought you folks on Ivory just sat under those domes and read dials. But I guess bein’ Lemuel’s cousin—”
“As a matter of fact—”
“Have to get you some real clothes, though. Those city duds don’t stand up on ‘Dobe.”
Retief looked down at his charred, torn, sweat-soaked powder-blue blazer and slacks, the informal uniform of a Third Secretary and Vice-Consul in the Corps Diplomatique Terrestrienne.
“This outfit seemed pretty rough-and-ready back home,” he said. “But I guess leather has its points.”
“Let’s get back to camp. We’ll just about make it by sundown. And look, don’t say nothin’ to Lemuel about me thinkin’ you were a Flap-jack.”
“I won’t; but—”
Potter was on his way, loping off up a gentle slope. Retief pulled off the sodden blazer, dropped it over a bush, added his string tie, and followed Potter.
* * *
“We’re damn glad you’re here, mister,” said a fat man with two revolvers belted across his paunch. “We can use every man. We’re in bad shape. We ran into Flap-jacks three months ago and we haven’t made a smart move since. First, we thought they were a native form we hadn’t run into before. Fact is, one of the boys shot one, thinkin’ it was fair game. I guess that was the start of it.” He paused to stir the fire.
“And then a bunch of ’em hit Swazey’s farm here. Killed two of his cattle, and pulled back,” he said.
“We figure they thought the cows were people,” said Swazey. “They were out for revenge.”
“How could anybody think a cow was folks,” another man put in. “They don’t look nothin’ like—”
“Don’t be so dumb, Bert,” said Swazey. “They’d never seen Terries before; they know better now.”
Bert chuckled. “Sure do. We showed ’em the next time, didn’t we, Potter? Got four—”
“They walked right up to my place a couple days after the first time,” Swazey said. “We were ready for ’em. Peppered ’em good. They cut and run—”
“Flopped, you mean. Ugliest-lookin’ critters you ever saw. Look just like a old piece of dirty blanket humpin’ around.”
“It’s been goin’ that way ever since. They raid and then we raid. But lately they’ve been bringin’ some big stuff into it. They’ve got some kind of pint-sized airships and automatic rifles. We’ve lost four men now and a dozen more in the freezer, waiting for the med ship. We can’t afford it. The colony’s got less than three hundred able-bodied men.”
“But we’re hangin’ onto our farms,” said Potter. “All these oases are old sea-beds—a mile deep, solid topsoil. And there’s a couple of hundred others we haven’t touched yet. The Flap-jacks won’t get ’em while there’s a man alive.”
“The whole system needs the food we can raise,” Bert said. “These farms we’re tryin’ to start won’t be enough but they’ll help.”
“We been yellin’ for help to the CDT, over on Ivory,” said Potter. “But you know these Embassy stooges.”
“We heard they were sendin’ some kind of bureaucrat in here to tell us to get out and give the oasis to the Flap-jacks,” said Swazey. “We’re waitin’ for him . . .”
“Meanwhile we got reinforcements comin’ up. We put out the word back home; we all got relatives on Ivory and Verde—”
“Shut up, you damn fool!” a deep voice grated.
“Lemuel!” Potter said. “Nobody else could sneak up on us like that—”
“If I’d a been a Flap-jack, I’d of et you alive,” the newcomer said, moving into the ring of the fire. He was a tall, broad-faced man in grimy leather. He eyed Retief.
“Who’s that?”
“What do ya mean?” Potter spoke in the silence. “He’s your cousin.”
“He ain’t no cousin of mine,” Lemuel said. He stepped to Retief.
“Who you spyin’ for, stranger?” he rasped.
Retief got to his feet. “I think I should explain—”
A short-nosed automatic appeared in Lemuel’s hand, a clashing note against his fringed buckskins.
“Skip the talk. I know a fink when I see one.”
“Just for a change, I’d like to finish a sentence,” Retief said. “And I suggest you put your courage back in your pocket before it bites you.”
“You talk too damned fancy to suit me.”
“You’re wrong. I talk to suit me. Now, for the last time: put it away.”
Lemuel stared at Retief. “You givin’ me orders . . . ?”
Retief’s left fist shot out and smacked Lemuel’s face dead center. The raw-boned settler stumbled back, blood starting from his nose. The pistol fired into the dirt as he dropped it. He caught himself, jumped for Retief . . . and met a straight right that snapped him onto his back—out cold.
“Wow!” said Potter. “The stranger took Lem . . . in two punches . . .”
“One,” said Swazey. “That first one was just a love tap.”
Bert froze. “Quiet, boys,” he whispered. In the sudden silence a night lizard called. Retief strained, heard nothing. He narrowed his eyes, peering past the fire.
With a swift lunge he seized up the bucket of drinking water, dashed it over the fire, and threw himself flat. He heard the others hit the dirt a split second after him.
“You move fast for a city man,” breathed Swazey beside him. “You see pretty good too. We’ll split and take ’em from two sides. You and Bert from the left, me and Potter from the right.”
“No,” said Retief. “You wait here. I’m going out alone.”
“What’s the idea . . . ?”
“Later. Sit tight and keep your eyes open.” Retief took a bearing on a treetop faintly visible against the sky and started forward.
Five minutes’ cautious progress brought Retief to a slight rise of ground. With infinite caution he raised himself and risked a glance over an outcropping of rock. The stunted trees ended just ahead. Beyond, he could make out the dim contour of rolling desert: Flap-jack country. He got to his feet, clambered over the stone, still hot after a day of tropical heat, and moved forward twenty yards. Around him he saw nothing but drifted sand, palely visible in the starlight, and the occasional shadow of jutting shale slabs. Behind him the jungle was still. He sat down on the ground to wait.
It was ten minutes before a movement caught his eye; something had separated itself from a dark mass of stone, and glided across a few yards of open ground to another shelter. Retief watched. Minutes passed. The shape moved again, slipped into a shadow ten feet distant. Retief felt the butt of the power pistol with his elbow. His guess had better be right . . .
There was a sudden rasp, like leather against concrete, and a flurry of sand as the Flap-jack charged. Retief rolled aside, then lunged, throwing his weight on the flopping Flap-jack—a yard square, three inches thick at the center, and all muscle. The ray-like creature heaved up, curled backward, its edge rippling, to stand on the flattened rim of its encircling sphincter. It scrabbled with its prehensile fringe-tentacles for a grip on Retief’s shoulders. Retief wrapped his arms around the creature and struggled to his feet. The thing was heavy, a hundred pounds at least; fighting as it was, it seemed more like five hundred.
The Flap-jack reversed its tactics, becoming limp. Retief grabbed and felt a thumb slip into an orifice.
The creature went wild. Retief hung on, dug the thumb in deeper.
“Sorry, fellow,” he muttered between his clenched teeth. “Eye-gouging isn’t gentlemanly, but it’s effective . . .”
The Flap-jack fell still; only its fringes rippling slowly. Retief relaxed the pressure of his thumb. The creature gave a tentative jerk; the thumb dug in. The Flap-jack went limp again, waiting.