“Come on out,” he called. “Nothing back there but a couple of sump pumps and some bilge water.”
The sounds had ceased now. Retief took a step—and a three-foot yellow-green Quoppina of the Dink tribe shot out of the darkness, ducked under his arm, veered around the looming bulk of the furnace, disappeared into the dark mouth of a narrow crawlway. Retief paused, listening. There was a soft buzzing from far back in the recess where the Dink had hidden. He ducked his head, moved toward the source of the sound. Above, the thudding of feet and the shouts of Terran and Voion voices were faint, remote. Somewhere, water dripped.
Retief followed the sound, traced it to a dark crevice behind the metal-clad housing of an air-processing unit. He reached in, brought out a foot-long ovoid, plastic-surfaced. It hummed busily; he could feel the tiny vibration against his hands. He spun, headed for the ramp.
Back in the hall, Magnan was nowhere in sight. Ten feet away, a Voion cop stood on relaxed, outward-slanting wheels, talking into a small field microphone. He broke off when he saw Retief, jerked two arms in a commanding gesture.
“Out! Fire has reached boilers!” he rasped in badly accented trade dialect.
Retief balanced the humming object on one outstretched hand. “You know what this is?” he inquired casually.
“No time for ball games,” the Voion shrilled. “Fool Terry—” He stopped, snapped his anterior eyes forward, made a whistling noise between his palps, then spun, dug off with a squeak of new Terry-issue neoprene. Retief turned toward a side exit. Two Voion appeared ahead, skidded to a halt at sight of him.
“That’s him!” one shrilled. “Get him, boys!” More Voion shot into view, closing in. “Don’t move, stilter!” the cop commanded. “What’s that you’re holding?”
“This?” Retief juggled the ovoid. “Oh, this is just an old Plooch egg. I was just cleaning out my collection, and—”
“You lie, unwheeled crippling!” The cops crowded in reaching. “I’ll wager a liter of Hellrose it’s part of the loot!” one keened. “It’ll mean promotions all around when we bring this in!”
“Give me that, you!” eager Voion manipulative members grabbed for the buzzing object. “We’ll take it out the back way!”
“Sure, you have it, fellows,” Retief offered genially. “Just hurry back to your boss with it—”
“Bribes will do you no good, Terran,” a cop shrilled as the find was passed from one gleeful fireman to another. “His Omnivoracity wants to see you—in person.” He jabbed with his club at Retief, who caught the heavy weapon, jerked it from its owner’s grip, slammed it across his wrist with a metallic clang. More clubs flashed; Retief fended off blows, then charged, slamming Voion in all directions. A club whistled past his ear; a harsh voice shrilled, “Stop him!” Ahead, a dim blue light glowed over a side door. Retief skidded to a halt, tried it: locked. He stepped back, kicked at the lock; the door burst wide. Retief plunged through into a narrow street—and stopped dead facing a solid rank of Voion who ringed him in with leveled spears featuring prominently barbed heads.
“Welcome to our midst,” a police lieutenant with an enameled badge hissed. “You will now accompany us without resistance, or you will die, unseen by your fellows.”
“Ah-ah,” Retief chided. “Ikk will be annoyed if you do anything rash.”
“An excellent point,” the cop agreed. “I suppose after all we shall have to satisfy ourselves with merely poking holes in you here and there. The effect will be the same.”
“Your logic is inescapable,” Retief conceded. “I’ll be delighted to call on His Omnivoracity.”
There was a sharp tremor underfoot, followed instantly by a dull Boom! and a shower of plaster dust from the nearby windows. Shrill Voion sounds broke out, questioning. Retief turned, surveyed the wall of the Embassy tower. A large crack had appeared some yards to the right of the door.
“I guess it wasn’t a Plooch egg after all,” he said judiciously.
The spearheads had jumped a foot closer at the explosion. “Watch him!” the lieutenant barked.
“Steady, boys,” Retief cautioned. “Don’t louse up an important pinch with any hasty moves.”
“Button your mandibles,” the cop rasped. “You’ll have your chance to work them soon enough!” He motioned and an avenue opened through the warriors. Retief moved off, spear-points at his back.
Three
Prime Minister Ikk was a larger than average Voion with a sixteen-coat lacquer job, jeweled palps, and an elaborately crested headpiece featuring metallic turquoise curlicues and white Rhoon plumes. He lounged at ease in his office, a wide, garishly decorated room the floor of which, Retief noted, was scattered with blank CDT forms. The Voion’s main wheels were braced in padded, satin-lined frames; a peculiarly vile-smelling dope-stick of Groaci manufacture was clamped in one manipulative member. He waved the latter at the guards standing by, dribbling ashes carelessly on the rug.
“Leave us,” he snapped in Tribal. “And no spying, either!” The cops filed out silently. Ikk waited until the door closed, then swiveled to stare at Retief.
“So, you are the person.” He canted both sets of antennae forward alertly. “It seems we had a busy morning, eh?” His voice had an edge like torn metal.
“Rather dull, actually,” Retief said easily. “Sight-seeing, you know.”
“And what sort of sights did you see . . . ?”
“Some rather interesting samples of Navajo beadwork and a nice display of hand-painted Groaci back-scratchers. Then there was—”
“Save your flippancy, Terran!” Ikk snapped. “Your activities are known! It remains merely to fill in certain, ah, details!”
“Perhaps you’d care to be a little more specific,” Retief suggested. “After all, nobody’s listening.”
“You were seen at the port,” Ikk grated. “You created a disturbance, after which certain items were found to be missing.”
“Oh? What items?”
“Six large cases, newly arrived aboard a chartered freight vessel,” Ikk snapped. “They contained educational material destined to play an important role in my program for the uplift of the downtrodden Quoppina masses.”
“I see; and you think I may have picked them up and strolled off without noticing.”
“An end to your insolence,” Ikk snarled. “What have you done with the purloined consignment?”
Retief shook his head. “I haven’t seen your school books, Mr. Prime Minister.”
“Bah; enough of this verbal pussyfooting! You know what the cases contain as well as I—”
“I believe you mentioned educational material—”
“What could be more educational than guns?” Ikk screeched. “The truth, now!”
“The truth is, you’re making a blunder, Ikk. Your fellow Quoppina aren’t as ready for compulsory education as you seem to imagine.”
“If they’ve grown wise at my expense—through your meddling,” Ikk cut in, “I promise you an enlightening experience under the implements of a staff of experienced speech tutors!”
“I’m sure your training aids are tucked safely away out of circulation,” Retief said soothingly. “That being the case, I suggest you reappraise the whole indoctrination program and try a less ambitious approach.”
“Ah, I see it now!” Ikk shrilled. “Longspoon thinks to unseat me, replace me with some compliant puppet—a Herpp, perhaps, or one of those wishy-washy Yerkle! Well, it won’t work!” He lowered his voice suddenly. “See here, my good fellow, I’m sure we could work out something. Just tell me where you’ve hidden the guns and I’ll see to it you’re appropriately rewarded after the enlightenment.”
“That’s a fascinating proposal, Mr. Prime Minister. But I’m afraid I’d lie awake nights wondering what you considered appropriate. No, on the whole I think I’d prefer to take my chances on my own.”
“An opportunity you are hardly likely to enjoy,” Ikk grated, “considering the fact that I have fifty thousand crack troops in the city at this moment, all of them between you and your friends.”
“Fifty thousand, you say,” Retief countered. “That’s not a big enough army for a first class victory parade, to say nothing of taking over a planet with a population of five billion argumentative Quoppina.”
“The fifty thousand I mentioned are merely my household detachment,” Ikk purred. “Every Voion on Quopp answers to me—two million of them! They’ve been training for a year at secret camps in the Deep Jungle. They are now ready!”
“Except for the guns,” Retief said. “Still, there were only a few hundred of them; they wouldn’t have helped you much—”
“Today’s shipment was but the first of many! But enough of this gossip! For the last time: Give up your secret and enjoy my lasting favor!”
“You mean if I tell you, you’ll give me an escort back to the Embassy, no hard feelings?”
“Certainly, my dear chap! I’ll even concoct a stirring tale of your abduction by unscrupulous elements from whom I effected your rescue, not neglecting to mention your own brisk resistance to their wiles.”
“Brisker than you anticipated, perhaps,” Retief said. “I think I’ve learned enough to satisfy my curiosity, so—if you’ll just move away from that desk and back up against the wall . . .”