Retief! By Keith Laumer

“I have it going, Leon,” Jerry called. “Don’t know how long it will last if they throw a big load on the line.”

“We finished up the ditching while you was gone, Leon,” a man called. “If they get past the stockade, they’ll hit a six-foot trench; that ought to slow ’em down some.”

“This is all just peanuts,” Leon said. “Sure, we’ll take a few hundred with us—but that won’t stop us from going.”

“It will be dusk in another few hours,” Retief said. “I think we can count on a go-for-broke attack before then, with General Hish calling the plays. Let’s see if we can’t arrange a suitable reception.”

* * *

From a top-floor room in a tower that formed one corner of the compound at Rum Jungle Retief studied the ranks of the Voion that moved restlessly all across the half-mile of cleared ground surrounding the fortress.

“Uh-huh, our Groaci military expert is on the scene,” he said. “That formation’s not exactly a parade-ground effect, but it’s a long way from the mob we flew over on the way in.”

“It’s not that that gives me the willies,” a thick-set man with a short blond beard said. “It’s them damned Rhoon circling up there.” He motioned toward floating dots far overhead that indicated the presence of a pair of the huge flyers.

“If they knew Gertie’s crowd were out looking for them, they’d be a little less carefree up there,” Retief commented. “But I’m afraid our aerial allies are combing the wrong stretch of sky.”

A man hurried in, breathing hard. “OK, Big Leon,” he said. “I guess that does it: We rigged the ropes and the tank-traps, and all the boys are posted up as high as they could get. Les’s got a good head o’ steam up on both boilers, and—”

“All right, Shorty,” Leon said. “Just tell everybody to look sharp and don’t make a move before the signal goes up.”

“Get ready,” Retief said. “I think something’s starting down there now.”

Barely visible in the dim light, the Voion were crowding back, opening narrow lanes through their ranks; bulky shapes were trundling forward along the paths thus formed.

“Oh-oh, looks like they got some kind of heavy equipment,” Shorty said.

“Nope—not equipment; friends,” Leon stated. “Those are Jackoo. I guess that cuts it. Those boys can steamroller right through the walls.”

“Correction,” Retief said. “Six, two, and even those are zombies—like the Rhoon.”

“What do you mean?” Leon and the other stared at Retief. He gave them a brief explanation of the Voion technique of installing an energy cell and a pilot in a dead Quoppina.

“The drive mechanism and circuitry are all there,” he concluded. “All they have to do is supply the power and the guidance.”

“That’s far from simple,” Jerry said. “Ye gods, the technical knowledge that implies . . . ! Maybe we’ve been underestimating these Voion!”

“I think the Groaci have a digit in the pie,” Retief said.

“Groaci, huh,” Jerry nodded, looking worried. “It fits; they’re skillful surgeons as well as exporters of sophisticated electronic and mechanical devices—”

“How can they butt in here?” Shorty demanded. “I thought that kind of stuff was frowned on by the CDT.”

“You have to get within frowning range first,” Retief pointed out. “They’ve done a good job of keeping under cover.”

“Looks like they’re getting set to hit the wall, all right,” Leon said. “I count eight of ’em. The game’ll be over quicker’n I figured.”

Retief studied the maneuvers below, dim in the pre-dawn light. “Maybe not,” he said. “See if you can get me seven volunteers, and we’ll try to stretch it into extra innings.”

Retief waited, flattened against the wall of a one-story structure the back of which was no more than ten feet from the timber wall surrounding the compound.

“Get ready,” Shorty called from the roof above. “They’re rolling now; boy, look at ’em come! Brace yourself—he’s gonna hit right—”

There was a thunderous smash; a section of wall six feet wide bowed, burst inward; amid a hail of splinters, the dull magenta form of a two-ton Jackoo appeared, wobbling from the terrific force of the impact, but still coming on, veering past the corner of the structure half in its path, gathering speed again now as it plunged past Retief at a distance of six feet—

He swung out behind the bulky shape, took three running steps, jumped, pulled himself up on the wide back—even broader than Fufu’s ponderous dimensions, he noted in passing. Directly before him, in a hollow chopped out behind the massive skull—the brain location in all Quoppina species—the narrow back of a Voion crouched, a heavy helmet of gray armor plate protecting the head. Retief braced himself, reached forward, hauled the driver bodily from his cockpit, propelled him over the prow; there was a heavy ker-blump! as the broad wheels slammed over the unfortunate Quoppina. Clinging to the now unguided zombie, Retief reached into the cockpit, flipped up a large lever dabbed with luminescent orange paint. The groan of the drive ceased instantly; the juggernaut slowed, rolled to a stop a foot from the six-foot moat dug by the defenders.

There was a confused shrilling behind; Retief turned, saw the leaders of a column of Voion pressing through the broached wall.

“Now!” someone shouted from a rooftop. At once, a brilliant cascade of electric blue sparks leaped across the packed mass of invaders struggling on high wheels across the shattered timbers; the two foremost members squalled, shot forward; those behind also squalled, but impeded by the uneven ground and the efforts of their fellows, failed to dart clear. The high voltage continued to flow—here leaping a gap to the accompaniment of miniature lightnings, there bringing adjacent patches of Voion to red heat before welding them together. More Voion, coming up fast from the rear, joined the press, found themselves instantly joined in the wild dance of arcing current and randomly stimulated nerves and gear trains.

Retief returned to the task at hand, flipped the “back” switch, hastily maneuvered the captured ram to face in the direction from which it had come. The two Voion who had leaped clear of the confusion dashed toward him, seeking refuge. Retief grabbed up the issue club dropped by the former operator in his hasty exit in time to slam the gun from the grip of one of them, knock the other spinning with a backhanded swipe to the head. Then he pushed the “go” lever into the forward position, threw the speed control full over, and vaulted over the side.

“Cut the power,” Shorty yelled from above. At once, the showering sparks from the electrified attack column died, leaving only the dull red glow of hot spots; then the riderless zombie was into the welded mess, slamming through the obstruction to disappear into the mob beyond.

“Get them cables back in place!” a voice yelled. Men darted out, hauled at the one-inch steel lines, stretching them across the gap three feet from ground level. Retief looked around. Across the compound, other dark gaps showed in the wall. Here and there lay the slumped form of a Voion, and one Jackoo bulked, immobile.

“Six of ’em busted through,” Big Leon’s voice said, coming up beside Retief, breathing hard. “One got stuck in his own hole; another one was damaged—couldn’t get him going again. The boys sent the others back to spread joy according to plan.”

“Any casualties?”

“Les got a busted arm; he was kind of slow knocking over a Bug that got through. Your scheme worked out neat, Retief.”

“It slowed them a little. Let’s see how Gertie’s doing.”

They walked across to where the big flyer still rested, her four legs sprawled, her eyes dull.

“Gertie, they’ll make it through on the next try,” Retief said. “How are you feeling?”

“Bad,” the Rhoon groaned. “My circuitry I’ve overloaded. A month’s nest-rest I’ll require to be myself again.”

“You’re going to have to lift off in a few minutes or you’ll wind up being somebody else,” Big Leon said. “Think you can do it?”

Gerthudion lifted an eye, gazed distastefully across at the signs of the recent fray. “If I must, I must. But I’ll wait until the last, my powers to recover.”

“Gertie, I have an important mission for you,” Retief said.

He outlined the plan while Gerthudion breathed sonorously, like a pipe organ being tuned.

” . . . that’s about it,” he concluded. “Can you do it?”

” ‘Tis no mean errand you dispatch me on, Retief; still, I’ll aloft, these dastards to forestall. Then I’ll return, your further needs to serve.”

“Thanks, Gertie. I’m sorry I got you into this.”

“I came willingly,” she honked with a show of spirit. “Sorry am I my fellow Rhoon so far afield have flown, else a goodly number of the rascals we’d have disassembled for you.” She started her rotors with a groan, lifted off, a vast dark shadow flitting upward in the gloom, tilting away toward the dark wall of the jungle.

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