“The outer planet of this system.”
“Oh, yes; we call it Guzzum. I had heard that some sort of creatures had established a settlement there, but I confess I pay little note to such matters.”
“We’re wasting time, Retief,” Magnan said. “We must truss these chaps up, hurry back to the boat, and make our escape. You heard what they said—”
“Are there any Qornt down there at the harbor, where the boats are?” Retief asked.
“At Tarroon, you mean? Oh, yes. A large number; the Qornt are making ready for one of their adventures.”
“That would be the invasion of Smørbrød,” Magnan said. “And unless we hurry, Retief, we’re likely to be caught there with the last of the evacuees—”
“How many Qornt would you say there are at Tarroon?”
“Oh, a very large number. Perhaps fifteen or twenty.”
“Fifteen or twenty what?” Magnan looked perplexed.
“Fifteen or twenty Qornt.”
“You mean that there are only fifteen or twenty individual Qornt in all?”
Another whistle. “Not at all. I was referring to the local Qornt only. There are more at the other Centers, of course.”
“And the Qornt are responsible for the Ultimatum—unilaterally?”
“I suppose so; it sounds like them. A truculent group, you know. And interplanetary relations are rather a hobby of theirs.”
Zubb moaned and stirred. He sat up slowly, rubbing his head. He spoke to his companion in a shrill alien clatter of consonants.
“What did he say?”
“Poor Zubb. He blames me for his bruises, since it was my idea to gather you as specimens.”
“You should have known better than to tackle that fierce-looking creature,” Zubb said, pointing his beak at Magnan.
“How does it happen that you speak Terrestrial?” Retief asked.
“Oh, one picks up all sorts of dialects.”
“It’s quite charming, really,” Magnan said. “Such a quaint, archaic accent.”
“Suppose we went down to Tarroon,” Retief asked. “What kind of reception would we get?”
“That depends. I wouldn’t recommend interfering with the Gwil or the Rheuk; it’s their nest-mending time, you know. The Boog will be busy mating—such a tedious business—and of course the Qornt are tied up with their ceremonial feasting. I’m afraid no one will take any notice of you.”
“Do you mean to say,” Magnan demanded, “that these ferocious Qornt, who have issued an ultimatum to the Corps Diplomatique Terrestrienne—who openly avow their intention to invade a Terrestrial-occupied world—would ignore Terrestrials in their midst?”
“If at all possible.”
Retief got to his feet.
“I think our course is clear, Mr. Magnan. It’s up to us to go down and attract a little attention.”
* * *
“I’m not at all sure we’re going about this in the right way,” Magnan puffed, trotting at Retief’s side. “These fellows Zubb and Slun—oh, they seem affable enough—but how can we be sure we’re not being led into a trap?”
“We can’t.”
Magnan stopped short. “Let’s go back.”
“All right,” Retief said. “Of course, there may be an ambush—”
Magnan moved off. “Let’s keep going.”
The party emerged from the undergrowth at the edge of a great brush-grown mound. Slun took the lead, rounded the flank of the mound, halted at a rectangular opening cut into the slope.
“You can find your way easily enough from here,” he said. “You’ll excuse us, I hope—”
“Nonsense, Slun!” Zubb pushed forward. “I’ll escort our guests to Qornt Hall.” He twittered briefly to his fellow Verpp. Slun twittered back.
“I don’t like it, Retief,” Magnan whispered. “Those fellows are plotting mischief.”
“Threaten them with violence, Mr. Magnan. They’re scared of you.”
“That’s true—but the drubbing they received was well-deserved. I’m a patient man, but there are occasions—”
“Come along, please,” Zubb called. “Another ten minutes’ walk—”
“See here, we have no interest in investigating this barrow,” Magnan announced. “We wish you to take us direct to Tarroon to interview your military leaders regarding the Ultimatum!”
“Yes, yes, of course. Qornt Hall lies here inside the village.”
“This is Tarroon?”
“A modest civic center, sir, but there are those who love it.”
“No wonder we didn’t observe their works from the air,” Magnan muttered. “Camouflaged.” He moved hesitantly through the opening.
The party moved along a wide, deserted tunnel which sloped down steeply, then leveled off and branched. Zubb took the center branch, ducking slightly under the nine-foot ceiling lit at intervals with what appeared to be primitive incandescent panels.
“Few signs of an advanced technology here,” Magnan whispered. “These creatures must devote all their talents to war-like enterprise.”
Ahead, Zubb slowed. A distant susurration was audible, a sustained high-pitched screeching. “Softly, now. We approach Qornt Hall. They can be an irascible lot when disturbed at their feasting.”
“When will the feast be over?” Magnan called hoarsely.
“In another few weeks, I should imagine, if, as you say, they’ve scheduled an invasion for next month.”
“Look here, Zubb.” Magnan shook a finger at the tall alien. “How is it that these Qornt are allowed to embark on piratical ventures of this sort without reference to the wishes of the majority—”
“Oh, the majority of the Qornt favor the move, I imagine.”
“A handful of hotheads are permitted to embroil the planet in war?”
“Oh, they don’t embroil the planet in war. It’s merely a Qornt enterprise. We Verpp ignore such goings-on.”
“Retief, this is fantastic! I’ve heard of iron-fisted military cliques before, but this is madness!”
“Come softly, now . . .” Zubb beckoned, moving toward a bend in the yellow-lit corridor. Retief and Magnan moved forward. The corridor debouched through a high double door into a vast oval chamber, high-domed, gloomy, paneled in dark wood and hung with tattered banners, scarred halberds, pikes, rusted longswords, crossed spears, patinaed hauberks, pitted radiation armor, corroded power rifles, the immense mummified heads of horned and fanged animals. Great guttering torches in wall brackets and in stands along the length of the long table shed a smoky light that reflected from the mirror polish of the red granite floor, gleamed on polished silver bowls and paper-thin glass, shone jewel-red and gold through dark bottles—and cast long flickering shadows behind the fifteen trolls who loomed in their places at the board. Lesser trolls—beaked, bush-haired, great-eyed—trotted briskly, bird-kneed, bearing steaming platters, stood in groups of three strumming slender bottle-shaped lutes, or pranced in intricately-patterned dance, unnoticed in the shrill uproar as each of the magnificently draped, belted, feathered, and bejeweled Qornt carried on a shouted conversation with an equally noisy fellow.
“A most interesting display of barbaric splendor,” Magnan breathed. “Now we’d better be getting back—”
“Ah, a moment,” Zubb said. “Observe the Qorn—the tallest of the feasters—he with the headdress of crimson, purple, silver and pink—”
“Twelve feet if he’s an inch,” Magnan estimated. “And now we really must hurry along—”
“That one is chief among these rowdies. I’m sure you’ll want a word with him. He controls not only the Tarroonian vessels but those from the other Centers as well.”
“What kind of vessels? Warships?”
“Certainly. What other kind would the Qornt bother with?”
“I don’t suppose,” Magnan said casually, “that you’d know the type, tonnage, armament, and manning of these vessels? And how many units comprise the fleet? And where they’re based at present?”
“They’re fully automated twenty-thousand ton all-purpose dreadnoughts. They mount a variety of weapons—the Qornt are fond of that sort of thing—and each of the Qornt has his own, of course. They’re virtually identical, except for the personal touches each individual has given his ship.”
“Great Heavens, Retief!” Magnan exclaimed in a whisper. “It sounds as though these brutes employ a battle armada as simpler souls might a set of toy sailboats!”
Retief stepped past Magnan and Zubb to study the feasting hall. “I can see that their votes would carry all the necessary weight.”
“And, now, an interview with the Qorn himself,” Zubb shrilled. “If you’ll kindly step along, gentlemen . . .”
“That won’t be necessary,” Magnan said hastily. “I’ve decided to refer the entire matter to a committee—”
“After having come so far,” Zubb said, “it would be a pity to miss having a cozy chat . . .”
There was a pause.
“Ah . . . Retief,” Magnan said. “Zubb has just presented a most compelling argument . . .”
Retief turned. Zubb stood, gripping an ornately decorated power pistol in one bony hand, a slim needler in the other. Both were pointed at Magnan’s chest.
“I suspected you had hidden qualities, Zubb,” Retief commented.
“See here, Zubb; we’re diplomats—” Magnan started.
“Careful, Mr. Magnan; you may goad him to a frenzy.”
“By no means,” Zubb whistled. “I much prefer to observe the frenzy of the Qornt when presented with the news that two peaceful Verpp have been assaulted and kidnapped by bullying interlopers. If there’s anything that annoys the Qornt, it’s Qornt-like behavior in others. Now, step along, please.”
“Rest assured, this will be reported—”
“I doubt it.”
“You’ll face the wrath of Enlightened Galactic Opinion—”
“Oh? How big a navy does Enlightened Galactic Opinion have?”