“Why?” Seymour grunted.
“Why does a golfer have to hit the golf ball?” Retief riposted. “Such is the challenge of diplomacy.”
“But why this sudden compulsion to unite the planet under a single government—and with the Voion in charge, of all people!” Jerry looked indignant.
“You know we can’t even travel inland to look over the markets?” Big Leon said.
“You know why? The Voion! They’re all over like a land-lubber’s lunch—waving clubs and telling us where we can and can’t go!”
“Longspoon’s made a mistake, backing the Voion,” Big Leon said. “There’s not a Bug on the planet doesn’t hate their main windings. Slavers and dope-runners, con artists, highway robbers, and second-story men—that’s what they were—until this idea of reforming ’em and putting badges on ’em came along.”
“His Excellency envisions the day when a trained cadre of reformed Voion will lead the newly enlightened masses to a new era of planetary unity,” Retief explained. “Or so he frequently says.”
“Retief, how long you been here on Quopp?” Leon inquired.
“Only a few weeks, I’m afraid.”
“You talk the dialects pretty good.”
“I’ve spent a few hours on the encephalotapes.”
“Uh-huh,” Leon nodded. “Well, I was born here, Retief. Hell, I haven’t been off the planet half a dozen times in my life. And I can tell you—these devils have got something up their sleeve!”
“I’m inclined to agree their police badges seem to have gone to their heads—”
“It ain’t just that,” Seymour said. “There’s something in the wind! We saw it, out in the jungle—and now here in town! It’s getting ready to pop! Pushing Terries around—that’s bad medicine, Mister!”
“And I’ll tell you something else,” the steel-toothed man said. “Those Bugs are tapping CDT shipments at the port—in broad daylight!”
Retief frowned. “You’re sure of that?”
“Been down to the port lately?” Big Leon inquired.
“Not in the past month.”
“Come on,” Leon rose. “Let’s go take a look-see. There’s a CDT shipment on the pad right now big enough to put half the Terries on Quopp out of business.” As he stood, a buzzing three-inch yellow-green flyer sailed by, settled to a puddle of spilled liquor on the floor. Big Leon raised a size thirteen shoe—
“Don’t do it,” Retief said. “He probably needs a drink as bad as we did.”
“That’s just a Phip,” Seymour said. “You talk like they was human.”
“You never can tell,” Retief said, skirting the small creature. “He just might be somebody’s cousin George.”
Outside, the five Terrans hailed two massive peach-colored Wumblums, mounted to the creaking velvet-lined seats strapped to the heavy creatures’ backs, relaxed as their mounts trundled off on broad leather-shod wheels toward the space port, groaning up the steep slopes, puffing down the declines, shouting for way among the thronging Quoppina packing the route. Clear of the main shopping streets, the Wumblums made better time, wheeling along briskly under the crisp morning sky. Overhead, the glaring crescent of Joop, Quopp’s sister world, swung toward its twice-daily eclipse of the distant sun, a blinding point of white light casting short midmorning shadows across the intricately surfaced buildings that thrust up everywhere like giant, lumpy loaves of pastel-toned bread.
“You gents coming back?” Retief’s mount inquired in a voice like the E-string on a bass cello. It tilted an auditory receptor to pick up the reply over the noise of wheels of pavement. “Ten percent off for a round trip.”
“Not right away,” Retief said. “Better not wait for us.”
“I’ll stick around anyway; Voom-Voom’s the name. Ask for me when you’re ready to go. Not much action this morning. All these Zilk and Jackoo in town from the villages, they’d wear out their wheels rubbernecking before they’d hail a ride—and these Voion cops all over the place—they’re not helping business any.”
The Wumblum behind Retief’s swung out, came alongside. “Looks like we got company,” Big Leon called, pointing over his shoulder with a large, blunt thumb. Retief glanced back; a pair of Voion were trailing fifty yards behind, black shells glistening, light winking from their recently applied police insignia.
“There are two more flanking us on the right,” Retief said. “I’d guess we’re covered on the left, too. They don’t want us to be lonely.”
“Maybe you’d better cut out of here,” Leon suggested. “I guess they’re still mad. Me and the boys’ll handle this.”
“It’s a nice day for a drive,” Retief said. “I wouldn’t think of missing it.”
The Wumblum took a quick look back at Retief. “Some of those Voion giving you gents trouble?”
“They’re trying, I’ll concede, Voom-Voom.”
“Don’t worry about a thing, boss. I’ll say a word to my sidekick Rhum-Rhum, and we’ll lead those grub-eaters down a couple of side streets to a cul-de-sac I know and work ’em over for you.”
“That’s friendly of you, old-timer, but we don’t have time for any more horseplay today.”
“All part of the service,” Voom-Voom said.
The port came into view as the party emerged from the twisting avenue; a hundred acre expanse of hilly ground ringed by a sagging wire fence, paved and scabbed over with a maze of flimsy temporary structures, some now nearly a century old, among which the tall shapes of scattered vessels thrust up, festooned with service cables and personnel rigging. As Retief watched, a vast black shadow swept down the hillside beyond the ships, rushed across the port blanking out the gleam of sun on chromalloy and concrete and corrugated aluminum, then enveloped them, plunging the street into abrupt, total darkness. Retief looked up; the great fire-edged disk of Joop loomed black against the midnight blue sky. Voom-Voom lowered his head, and the beam of dusty light from his luminescent organ cut a path through the gloom ahead.
“You know, you Terries have done us Quoppina a lot of good,” he said, slowing now to pick his way with more care. “Like the focusing lenses for us Wumblums’ head-lights; a real boon. And the rubber wheel-shoes like some of the fellows wear; a useful item. And the synthetic lubricants—and the surgical spares—you’ve kept a lot of fellows on the street earning a living at the time o’ life when our dads would have been laid up for good. But these Voion cops, and this one-world, one-government idea: It’s a mistake. It’s always been every tribe for itself, and a good system, too—”
“Watch out, Retief,” Big Leon called quietly. There was a soft swish of tires on clay pavement, the abrupt stab of yellowish light beams as fast-moving forms closed in on both sides.
“Halt!” a Voion accent came from the darkness. “Pull up here, you Wumblums, in the name of the law!”
“You small-time chiselers have got the gall to pull that routine on me?” Voom-Voom trumpeted, accelerating. “Stay out of my way, or I’ll leave my tread-marks down your backs!”
“That’s an order, you great bumbling lout!” One of the Voion, apparently carried away by his own recently acquired rank, swung too close; Voom-Voom shot out an arm like a ship-grapple, gathered the luckless creature in, tossed him aside to slam the pavement with a clang of metallo-organic body plates. A second Voion, veering aside, gave a shriek, disappeared under the massive wheels of Rhum-Rhum. The others sheered off, fell back, as the Wumblums sped off toward the lights now gleaming all across the port. Retief held on to the worn leather hand-straps as the solid wheels hammered over the potholed road.
“A good thing the CDT hasn’t gone as far as handing out power guns to those Jaspers,” Seymour shouted as Rhum-Rhum came up on the starboard beam.
“Look there—” Jerry leaned forward beside Retief. “There are Voion swarming all over the port!”
“Don’t worry, gents,” Voom-Voom hooted. “Rhum-Rhum and me will stand by. That was the first time I’ve had my wheels on a Voion since the last time I caught one prying the lid off my fare-box. It felt good.”
There was a flood-lit gate ahead, flanked by a pair of Voion who rolled forward officiously—and darted back as Voom-Voom barreled past them, slammed through the fence, hurtled on without slowing. They were in among the tall ships now, threading their way among stacked packing cases, dangling cargo nets, hurrying stevedores, and Vorch cargo-carriers, the latter squat Quoppina with three thick functional wheels and broad, labor-scarred carapaces. Ahead Retief saw the familiar CDT code stenciled on the sides of stacked cases being unloaded by Voion stevedores from the hold of a battered tramp trader under a battery of polyarcs.
“You notice they’re not shipping the stuff in Corps vessels,” Big Leon pointed out as their mounts pulled up at a signal from Retief. “It’s all handled pretty cagey; looks like there’s angles to this that Longspoon doesn’t want publicity on. It just happens I know that cargo-mark.”
A pair of bustling Voion were at work on the cargo net, overseeing the placement of the crates. Others stood about, as though on guard—humbler specimens than the elite police, Retief noted; their dull black wing cases lacked the high polish and brightwork of their favored tribesmates. One, wearing the armband of a Ramp Master, wheeled across to confront the visitors. He was an oldster, beginning to silver around the edges, his thickened wing cases showing the marks of repeated paring.