Some Buried Caesar by Rex Stout

and I find that I am in any way committed to a conflicting

interest, I shall tell you so. You have started badly and

offensively. Why the devil should I account to you for my

presence here in Crowfield or anywhere else? If you need me,

here I am. What can I do for you?”

“Are you a friend of Tom Pratt’s?”

Wolfe grunted with exasperation, got himself raised,” and

took a step. “Come, Archie.”

Osgood raised his voice: “Where you going? Damn it,

haven’t I got a right to ask—”

“No, sir.” Wolfe glared down at him. “You have no right

to ask me anything whatever. I am a professional detective

in good standing. If I accept a commission I perform it. If

for any reason I can’t undertake it in good faith, I refuse it,

Come, Archie.”

I arose with reluctance. Not only did I hate to walk out

on what might develop into a nice piece of business, but

also my curiosity had been aroused by the expression on

Nancy Osgood’s face. When Wolfe had got up and started

to go she had looked relieved, and when after Osgood’s pro-

test he had started off again her relief had been even more

evident. Little contrary things like that disturbed my peace

of mind, so it suited me fine when Osgood surrendered.

“All right,” he growled. “I apologize. Come back and sit

down. Of course I’ve heard about you and your damned in-

dependence. I’ll have to swallow it because I need you and

I can’t help it. These damn fools here … in the first place

they have no brains and in the second place they’re a pack

of cowards. I want you to investigate the death of my son

Clyde.”

Sure enough, as Wolfe accepted the apology by returning

to sit down. Nancy quit looking relieved and her hands on

her lap, having relaxed a little, were clasped tight again.

Wolfe asked, “What aspect of your son’s death do you

want investigated?”

Osgood said savagely, “I want to know how he was killed.”

“By a bull. Wasn’t he? Isn’t that the verdict of the legal

and medical authorities?”

“Verdict hell. I don’t believe it. My son knew cattle. What

was he in the pasture at night for? Pratt’s idea that he went

there to get the bull is ridiculous. And he certainly wasn’t

ass enough to let himself be gored like that in the pitch-

dark.”

“Still he was gored.” Wolfe shifted on the measly chair. “If

not by the bull, then how and by what?”

“I don’t know. I don’t pretend to know. You’re an expert

and that’s what I want you to find out. You’re supposed to

have intelligence above the average … what do you

think? You were at Pratt’s place. Knowing the circumstances

as you do, do you think he was killed by the bull?”

Wolfe sighed. “Expert opinions cost money, Mr. Osgood.

Especially mine. I charge high fees. I doubt if I can accept a

commission to investigate your son’s death. My intention is to

leave for New York Thursday morning, and I shouldn’t care

to be delayed much beyond that. I like to stay at home, and

when I am away I like to get back. Without committing my-

self to an investigation, my fee for an opinion, now, will be a

thousand dollars.”

Osgood stared. “A thousand dollars just to say what you

think?”

“To say what I have deduced and decided, yes, I doubt

if it’s worth it to you.”

“Then why the devil do you ask it?”

Nancy’s voice came in, a husky protest, “Dad. I told you.

It’s foolish … it’s all so foolish …”

Wolfe glanced at her, and back at her father, and

shrugged. “That’s the price, sir.”

“For one man’s guess.”

“Oh, no. For the truth.”

“Truth? You’re prepared to prove it?”

“No. I sell it as an opinion. But I don’t sell guesses.”

“All right. I’ll pay for it. What is it?”

“Well.” Wolfe- pursed his lips and half shut his eyes.

“Clyde Osgood did not enter the pasture voluntarily. He was

unconscious, though still alive, when he was placed in the

pasture. He was not gored, and therefore not killed, by the

bull. He was murdered, probably by a man, possibly by two

men, barely possibly by a woman or a man and a woman.”

Nancy had straightened up with a gasp and then sat stiff.

Osgood was gazing at Wolfe with his clamped jaw working a

little from side to side.

“That …” He stopped and clamped his jaw again. “You

say that’s the truth? That my son was murdered?”

“Yes. Without a guaranty. I sell it as an opinion.”

“How good is it? Where did you get it? Damn you, if

you’re playing me—”

“Mr. Osgood. Really. I’m not playing, I’m working. I

assure you my opinion is a good one. Whether it’s worth

what you’re paying for it depends on what you do with it.”

Osgood got up, took two steps, and was looking down at

his daughter. “You hear that. Nancy?” he demanded, as if

he was accusing her of something. “You hear what he says?

I knew it, I tell you, I knew it.” He jerked his head up.

“Good God … my son dead … murdered …” He whirled

to Wolfe, opened his mouth and closed it again, and went

back to his chair and let himself down.

Nancy looked at Wolfe and asked indignantly, “Why do

you say that? How can you know … Clyde was murdered?

Why do you say it as if … as if you could know …”

“Because I had arrived at that opinion. Miss Osgood.”

“But how? Why?”

“Be quiet. Nancy.” Osgood turned to Wolfe. “All right,

I’ve got your opinion. Now I want to know what you base it

on.”

“My deductions. I was there last night, with a flashlight.”

“Deductions from what?”

“From the facts.” Wolfe wiggled a finger at him. “You may

have them if you want them, but see here. You spoke of

‘these damn fools here’ and called them a pack of cowards.

Referring to the legal authorities?”

“Yes. The District Attorney and the sheriff.”

“Do you call them cowards because they hesitate to in-

stitute an investigation of your son’s death?”

“They don’t merely hesitate, they refuse. They say my

suspicions are arbitrary and unfounded. They don’t use

those words, but that’s what they mean. They simply don’t

want to pick up something they’re afraid they can’t handle.”

“But you have position, power, political influence—”

“No. Especially not with Waddell, the District Attorney.

I opposed him in ’36, and it was chiefly Tom Pratt’s money

that elected him. But this is murder! You say yourself it was

murder!”

‘They may be convinced it wasn’t. That’s quite plausible

under the circumstances. Do you suggest they would bottle

up a murder to save Pratt annoyance?”

“No. Or yes. I don’t care a damn which. I only know they

won’t listen to reason and I’m helpless, and I intend that

whoever killed my son shall suffer for it. That’s why I came

to you.”

“Precisely.” Wolfe shifted in his chair again. “The fact

is, you haven’t given them much reason to listen to. You have

told them your son wouldn’t have entered the pasture, but

he was there; and that he wasn’t fool enough to let a bull

kill him in the dark, which is conjectural and by no means a

demonstrated fact. You have asked me to investigate your

son’s death, but I couldn’t undertake it unless the police

exert themselves simultaneously. There will be a lot of work to

do, and I have no assistance here except Mr. Goodwin; and

I can’t commandeer evidence. If I move in the affair at all,

the first stop must be to enlist the authorities. Is the District

Attorney’s office in Crowfield?”

“Yes.”

“Is he there now?”

“Yes.”

“Then I suggest that we see him. I engage to persuade

him to start an investigation immediately. That of course

will call for an additional fee, but I shall try not to make it

extravagant. After that is done we can reconsider your re-

quest that I undertake an investigation myself. You may

decide it isn’t necessary, or I may regard it as impractical.

Do you have a car there? May Mr. Goodwin drive it? He

ran mine into a tree.”

“I do my own driving. Or my daughter does. I don’t like

going back to that jackass Waddell.”

“I’m afraid it’s unavoidable.” Wolfe elevated his bulk.

“Certain things must be done without delay, and they will

need authority behind them.”

It turned out that the daughter drove. We found Osgood’s

big black sedan parked in a privileged and exclusive space

at one side of the Administration Building, and piled in. I

sat in front with Nancy. For the two miles into Crowfield the

highway and streets were cluttered with the exposition

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