Some Buried Caesar by Rex Stout

“And 9 A R sons. I know. And that of course would not

be visible to the eye. But still I am not satisfied. If another

bull was to be substituted for Caesar by … well, let us say

Clyde Osgood … it couldn’t be a near-champion, for the

bull was destined to be butchered, and near-champions are

valuable too. Would it be possible for an average bull, of

comparatively low value, to have a fairly strong resemblance

to a champion?”

“Might. At a distance of say a hundred yards. It would

depend on who was looking.”

“How does a bull score points?”

Bennett swallowed dumplings. “The scale of points we

judge on has 22 headings, with a total of 100 points for

perfection, which of course no bull ever got. Style and

symmetry is 10 points. Head 6, horns 1, neck 3, withers 3,

shoulders 2, chest 4, back 8, loin 3, hips 2, rump 6, thurls 2,

barrel 10, and so on. The biggest number of points for any

heading is 20 points for Secretions Indicating Color of

Product. That’s judged by the pigment secretions of the skin,

which should be a deep yellow inclining toward orange in

color, especially discernible in the ear, at the end of the tad-

bone, around the eyes and nose, on the scrotum, and at the

base of horns. Hoofs and horns should be yellow. There

is a very close relationship between the color of the skin,

the color of the internal fat, and the milk and butter. Now

that heading alone is 20 points out of the 100, and you can

only judge it by a close-up inspection. As far as value is

concerned, a bull’s A R record is much more important than

his show record. In the 1935 auctions, for instance, the

price brought by A R bulls averaged over $2000. Bulls not

yet A R but with A R dams averaged $533. Bulls not A R

and without A R dams averaged $157. That same year Lang-

water Reveller sold for $10,000.”

Wolfe nodded. “I see. The subtleties rule, as usual. That

seems to cover the questions of value and superficial ap-

pearance. The next point … I was astonished by what you

told me on the telephone yesterday when I called you from

Mr. Osgood’s house. I would have supposed that every pure-

bred calf would receive an indelible mark at birth. But you

said that the only ones that are marked—with a tattoo on

the ear—are those of solid color, with no white.”

‘That’s right.”

“So that if Caesar had been replaced by another bull it

couldn’t have been detected by the absence of any identifying

mark.”

“No. Only by comparing his color pattern with your knowl-

edge of Caesar’s color pattern or with the sketch on his

Certificate of Registration.”

“Just so. You spoke of sketches or photographs. How are

they procured?”

‘They are made by the breeder, at birth, or at least before

the calf is six months old. On the reverse of the Application

for Registration are printed outlines of a cow, both sides and

face. On them the breeder sketches in ink the color pattern of

the calf, showing white, light fawn, dark fawn, red fawn,

brown and brindle. The sketches, filed in our office at Fembor-

ough, are the permanent record for identification throughout

life. Copies of them appear on the certificate of registration.

If you buy a bull and want to be sure you are getting the right

one, you compare his color and markings with the sketches.”

Then I did understand you on the telephone. It sounded

a little haphazard.”

“It’s the universal method,” declared Bennett stiffly. “There

has never been any difficulty.”

“No offense. If it works it works.” Wolfe sighed. “One

more thing while you have your pie and coffee. This may

require some reflection. Putting it as a hypothesis that Clyde

Osgood actually undertook to replace Caesar with a sub-

stitute, how many bulls are there within, say, 50 miles of here,

which might have been likely candidates? With a fair re-

semblance to Caesar, the closer the better, in general appear-

ance and color pattern? Remember it mustn’t be another

champion, worth thousands.”

Bennett objected, “But I’ve told you, it couldn’t have

worked. No matter how close the resemblance was, Monte

McMillan would have known. He would have known Hickory

Caesar Grindon from any bull on earth.”

T said as a hypothesis. Humor me and we’ll soon be

through. How many such bulls within 50 miles?”

“That’s quite an order.” Bennett slowly munched a bite

of pie, stirring his coffee, and considered. “Of course there’s

one right here, up at the shed. A Willowdale bull, 3-year-

old. He’ll never be in Caesar’s class, but superficially he’s a

lot like him, color pattern and carriage and so on.”

“Are you sure the one in the shed is the Willowdale bull?”

Bennett looked startled for an instant, then relieved. “Yes,

it’s Willowdale Zodiac all right. He was judged a while ago,

and he’s way down in pigment.” He sipped some coffee.

“There’s a bull over at Hawley’s, Orinoco, that might fill

the bill, except his loin’s narrow, but you might or might

not notice that from any distance, depending on how he was

standing. Mrs. Linville has one, over the other side of Crow-

field, that would do even better than Orinoco, but I’m not sure

if he’s home. I understand she was sending him to Syracuse.

Then of course another one would have been Hickory Bucking-

ham Pell, Caesar’s double brother, but he’s dead.”

“When did he die?”

“About a month ago. Anthrax. With most of the rest of

McMillan’s herd.”

“Yes. That was a catastrophe. Was Buckingham also a

champion?”

“Hell no. He and Caesar were both sired by old Hickory

Gabriel, a grand and beautiful bull, but no matter how good

a sire may be he can’t be expected to hit the combination

every time. Buckingham was good to look at, but his pigment

secretion was bad and his daughters were inferior. He hadn’t

been shown since 1936, when he scored a 68 at Jamestown.”

“In any case, he was dead. What about the Osgood herd?

Any candidates there?”

Bennett slowly shook his head. “Hardly. There’s a prom-

ising junior sire, Thistleleaf Lucifer, that might be figured

in, but he’s nearer brindle than red fawn. However, you

might miss it if you had no reason to suspect it, and if you

didn’t have Caesar’s pattern well in mind.”

“What is Lucifer’s value?”

“That’s hard to say. At an auction, it all depends …”

“But a rough guess?”

“Oh, between $500 and $800.”

“I see. A mere fraction of $45,000.”

Bennett snorted. “No bull ever lived that was worth

$45,000. McMillan didn’t get that for Caesar as a proper and

reasonable price for him. It was only a bribe Pratt offered

to pull him in on a shameful and discreditable stunt. One or

two of the fellows are inclined to excuse McMillan, saying that

losing 80% of his herd with anthrax was a terrible blow

and he was desperate and it was a lot of money, but I say

nothing in God’s world could excuse a thing like that and

most of them agree with me. I’d rather commit suicide than

let myself—hey, George, over here! I was just coming. What’s

up?”

One of the men I had noticed in the judging enclosure,

a big broad-shouldered guy with a tooth gone in front, ap-

proached us, bumping the backs of chairs as he came.

“Can’t they get along without me for 10 minutes?” Bennett

demanded. “What’s wrong now?”

“Nothin’s wrong at the lot,” the man said. “But we can’t

lead from the shed and back, on account of the crowd. There’s

a million people around there. Somebody found a dead man

under a straw pile in the Holstein shed with a pitchfork

through him. Murdered.”

“Good God!” Bennett jumped up. “Who?”

“Don’t know. You can’t find out anything. You ought to

see the mob …”

That was all I heard, because they were on their way

out. A Methodist started after Bennett, but I intercepted

her and told her I would pay for the meal. She said 90 cents,

and I relinquished a dollar bill and sat down again across

from Wolfe.

“The natural thing,” I said, “would be for me to trot

over there and poke around.”

Wolfe shook his head. “It’s after 3 o’clock, and we have

business of our own. Let’s attend to it.”

He got himself erect and turned to give the folding chair

a dirty look, and we departed. Outside it was simpler to

navigate than formerly, because instead of moving criss-

cross and every other way the crowd was mostly moving fast

in a straight line, toward the end of the grounds where the

cattle sheds were, in the opposite direction from the one we

took. They looked excited and purposeful, as if they had

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