Some Buried Caesar by Rex Stout

forming a trick with sketches I shall certainly do so. With

Mr. Goodwin and Miss Rowan to swear that they saw me

making them, I think we may regard that point as estab-

lished.”

“What else?”

“That’s all. That’s enough.”

McMillan abruptly stood up. I was on my feet as soon

as he was, with my gun in sight. He saw it and grinned at me

without any humor, with his gums showing. “Go ahead and

stop me, son,” he said, and started, not fast but not slow, for

the door. “Make it good though.”

I dived past him and got to the door and stood with my

back against it. He halted three paces off.

Wolfe’s voice came, sharp, “Gentlemen! Please! If you start

a commotion, Mr. McMillan, the thing is out of my hands. You

must realize that. A wrestling match would bring people

here. If you get shot you’ll only be disabled; Mr. Goodwin

doesn’t like to kill people. Come back here and face it.

I want to talk to you.”

McMillan wheeled and demanded, “What the hell do you

think I’ve been doing for the past month except face it?”

“I know. But you were still struggling. Now the struggle’s

over. You can’t go out of that door; Mr. Goodwin won’t let

you. Come and sit down.”

McMillan stood for a minute and looked at him. Then

slowly he moved, back across the room to his chair, sat,

put his elbows on his knees, and covered his face with his

hands.

Wolfe said, “I don’t know how you feel about it. You asked

me what else. If you mean what other proof confronts you,

I repeat that no more is needed. If you mean can I offer salve

to your vanity, I think I can. You did extremely well. If I

had not been here you would almost certainly have escaped,

even the stigma of suspicion.”

Wolfe got his fingers laced again. I returned the gun to my

pocket and sat down. Wolfe resumed: “As I said, I suspected

Monday afternoon that the bull in the pasture was not the

champion Caesar. When Clyde offered to bet Pratt that he

would not barbecue Hickory Caesar Grindon, he opened up an

amusing field for conjecture. I diverted myself with it while

listening to Pratt’s jabber. How did Clyde propose to win his

bet? By removing the bull and hiding him? Fantastic; the

bull was guarded, and where could he be hid against a

search? Replace the bull with one less valuable? Little less

fantastic; again, the bull was guarded, and while a substitute

might be found who would deceive others, surely none would

deceive you, and you were there. I considered other alterna-

tives. There was one which was simple and plausible and

presented no obstacles at all: that the bull in the pasture was

not Hickory Caesar Grindon and Clyde had detected it. He

had just come from the pasture, and he had binoculars, and

he knew cattle. I regarded the little puzzle as solved and

dismissed it from my mind, since it was none of my business.

“When the shots fired by Mr. Goodwin took us all to

the pasture Monday night, and we found that Clyde had

been killed, it was still none of my business, but the puzzle

gained in interest and deserved a little effort as an intellectual

challenge. I examined the bull, looked for the weapon and

found it, and came to this room and sat in this chair and

satisfied myself as to the probabilities. Of course I was merely

satisfying myself as a mental exercise, not the legal require-

ments for evidence. First, if the bull wasn’t Caesar you cer-

tainly knew it, and therefore you had swindled Pratt. How

and why? Why, to get $45,000. How, by selling him Caesar

and then delivering another bull, much less valuable, who

resembled him. Then where was Caesar? Wouldn’t it be

highly dangerous for you to have him in your possession, since

he had been legally sold, and cooked and eaten? You couldn’t

call him Caesar, you wouldn’t dare to let anyone see him. Then

you didn’t have him in your possession. No one did. Caesar

was dead.”

Wolfe paused, and demanded, “Wasn’t Caesar dead when

you took the $45,000 from Pratt?”

McMillan, his face still covered with his hands, was mo-

tionless and made no sound.

“Of course he was,” Wolfe said. “He had died of anthrax.

Pratt mentioned at dinner Monday evening that he had first

tried to buy Caesar from you, for his whimsical barbecue,

more than six weeks ago, and you had indignantly refused.

Then the anthrax came. Your herd was almost entirely de-

stroyed. One morning you found that Caesar was dead. In your

desperation an ingenious notion occurred to you. Buckingham,

who resembled Caesar superficially but was worth only a

fraction of his value, was alive and well. You announced that

Buckingham had died, and the carcass was destroyed; and

you told Pratt that he could have Caesar. You couldn’t have

swindled a stockman like that, for the deception would soon

have been found out; but the swindle was in fact no injury

to Pratt, since Buckingham would make just as good roast

beef as Caesar would have made. Of course, amusing myself

with the puzzle Monday evening, I knew nothing of Buck-

ingham, but one of the probabilities which I accepted was

that you had delivered another bull instead of Caesar, and

that Caesar was dead.

“Clyde, then, had discovered the deception, and when

you heard him propose the bet to Pratt, and the way he stated

its terms, you suspected the fact. You followed him out to

his car and had a brief talk with him and got your suspicions

confirmed, and he agreed to return later that evening and

discuss it with you. He did so. You were supposed to be asleep

upstairs. You left the house secretly and met Clyde. I am

giving you the probabilities as I accepted them Monday eve-

ning. Clyde informed you that he knew of the deception

and was determined to expose it in order to win his bet with

Pratt. You, of course, faced ruin. He may have offered a com-

promise: for instance, if you would give him $20,000 of the

money Pratt had paid you he would use half of it to settle

his bet, keep the other half for himself, and preserve your

secret. I don’t know, and it doesn’t matter. What happened

was that you knocked him unconscious, evolved a plan to

make it appear that he had been killed by the bull, and pro-

ceeded to execute it. I was inclined to believe, looking at the

bull’s horns Monday night, that you had smeared blood on

them with your hands. You should have been much more

thorough, but I suppose you were in a hurry, for you had to

wash off the pick and get back to the house and into the

upstairs room unobserved. You didn’t know.’of course, whether

the thing would be discovered in 5 minutes or 5 hours—

since Mr. Goodwin was on the other side of the pasture talk-

ing to Miss Rowan.”

Wolfe opened his eyes. “Do I bore you or annoy you? Shall

I stop?”

No movement and no response.

“Well. That was the way I arranged the puzzle Monday

evening, but, as I say, it was none of my business. It didn’t

become my business until the middle of Tuesday afternoon,

when I accepted a commission from Mr. Osgood to solve the

murder, having first demonstrated that there had been one. At

that moment I expected to have the job completed within a

few hours. Only two things needed to be done to verify the

solution I had already arrived at: first, to question everyone

who had been at Pratt’s place Monday evening, for if it

turned out that you could not have left the house secretly—for

instance, if someone had been with you constantly—I would

have to consider new complexities; and second, to establish

the identity of the bull. The first was routine and I left it to

Mr. Waddell, as his proper province, while I investigated

Clyde’s background by conversing with his father and sister.

The second, the proof that the bull was not Caesar, I intended

to procure, with Mr. Bennett’s assistance, as soon as I heard

from the district attorney, and that delay was idiotic. I should

not have postponed it one instant. For less than 3 hours after

I had accepted the case I learned from your own lips that the

bull was dead and his carcass was to be immediately destroyed.

I tried; I phoned Mr. Bennett and learned that there was no

single distinguishing mark or brand on Guernsey bulls, and

Mr. Goodwin rushed over to take photographs; but the bull

was already half consumed by fire. You acted quickly there,

and in time. Of course you gave him the anthrax yourself. It

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