Some Buried Caesar by Rex Stout

Grindon, Willowdale Zodiac, Hawley’s Orinoco, Mrs. Lin-

vffle’s bull whose name I don’t know, and Hickory Buckingham

Pell. Mr. Sturtevant is ready to leave at a moment’s notice.

You can accompany him, or Mr. Goodwin can, or you can

merely give him a letter.”

Bennett was frowning. “You mean the original sketches?”

“I understand no others are available. Those on certificates

are scattered among the owners.”

Bennett shook his head. “They can’t leave the files, it’s

a strict rule. They’re irreplaceable and we can’t take risks.”

“I understand. I said you can go yourself. When they come

you can sit me here at this table with them and they can be

constantly under your eye. I need only half an hour with

them, possibly less.”

“But they mustn’t leave the files. Anyhow, I can’t get

away.”

“This is the favor requested by Mr. Osgood.”

“I can’t help it. It … it isn’t reasonable.”

Wolfe leaned back and surveyed him. “One test of in-

telligence,” he said patiently, “is the ability to welcome a

singularity when the need arises, without excessive strain.

Strict rules are universal. We all have a rule not to go on the

street before clothing ourselves, but if the house is on fire

we violate it. There is a conflagration here in Crowfield—

metaphorically. People are being murdered. It should be ex-

tinguished, and the incendiary should be caught. The con-

nection between that and the sketches in your files may be

hidden to you, but not to me; for that you will have to accept

my word. It is vital, it is essential, that I see those sketches.

If you won’t produce them as a favor to Mr. Osgood, you will

do so as obligation to the community. I must see them.”

Bennett looked impressed. But he objected. “I didn’t say you

couldn’t see them. You can, anybody can, at our office. Go

there yourself.”

“Preposterous. Look at me.”

“I don’t see anything wrong with you. The airplane will

carry you all right.”

“No.” Wolfe shuddered. “It won’t. That’s another thing

you must accept my word for, that to expect me to get into

an airplane would be utterly fantastic. Confound it, you

object to violating a minor routine rule and then have the

effrontery to suggest—have you ever been up in an airplane?”

“No.”

“Then for heaven’s sake try it once. It will be an experi-

ence for you. You’ll enjoy it. I’m told that Mr. Sturtevant is

competent and trustworthy and has a good machine. Get

those sketches for me.”

That was really what decided the question, 5 minutes later—

the chance of a free airplane ride. Bennett gave in. He made

a notation of the sketches Wolfe wanted, made a couple of

phone calls, and was ready. I went with him to the landing

field; we walked because he wanted to stop at the Guernsey

cattle shed on the way. At the field we found Sturtevant, a

good-looking kid with a clean face and greasy clothes, warm-

ing up the engine of a neat little biplane painted yellow. He

said he was set and Bennett climbed in. I backed out of harm’s

way and watched them taxi across the field, and turn, and

come scooting across the grass and lift. I stood tihere until they

were up some 400 feet and headed east, and then walked

back to the exposition grounds proper, to meet Wolfe at the

Methodist tent as arranged. One rift in a gray sky was that

I was to get another crack at the fricassee, and after my

C. C. P. U. breakfast I had a place for it.

But it wasn’t a leisurely meal, for it appeared that we

had a program—that is, Wolfe had it and I was to carry it out.

After all his gab about violating rules, he kept his intact about

the prohibition of business while eating, and since he was in

a mood there wasn’t much conversation. When the pie had

been disposed of and the coffee arrived, he squirmed to a new

position on the folding chair and began to lay it out. I was

to take the car and proceed to Osgoods, and bathe and

change my clothes. Since the house would be full of funeral

guests, I was to make myself as unobtrusive as possible, and if

Osgood himself failed to catch sight of me at all, so much

the better, as I was still .under suspicion of having steered his

daughter to a rendezvous with the loathsome Pratt brat. I

was to pack our luggage and load it in the car, have the

car filled with gas and oil and whatever else it had an appetite

for, and report at the room where we had met Bennett not

later than 3 o’clock.

“Luggage?” I sipped coffee. “Poised for flight, huh?”

Wolfe sighed. “We’ll be going home. Home.”

“Any stops on the way?”

“Well stop at Mr. Pratt’s place.” He sipped. “By the way,

I’m overlooking something. Two things. Have you a memo-

randum book with you? Or a notebook?”

“I’ve got a pad. You know the kind I carry.”

“May I have it? And your pencil. It would be well to

use the kind of pencil that is carried, though I think it will

never get to microscopes. Thank you.” He frowned at the pad.

“Larger sheets would be better, but this will serve, and it

wouldn’t do to buy one in Crowfield.” He put the pad and

pencil in his pocket “The second thing, I must have a good

and reliable liar.”

“Yes, sir.” I tapped my chest.

“No, not you. Rather, in addition to you.”

“Another liar besides me. Plain or fancy?”

“Plain. But we’re limited. It must be one of the three

persons who were there when I was standing on that rock

in the pasture Monday afternoon.”

“Well.” I pursed my lips and considered. “Your friend

Dave might do for a liar. He reads poetry.”

“No. Out of the question. Not Dave.” Wolfe opened his

eyes at me. “What about Miss Rowan? She seems inclined to

friendship. Emphatically, since she visited you in Jail.”

“How the devil did you know that?”

“Not knowledge. Surmise. Your mother’s voice on the tele-

phone was hers. We’ll discuss that episode after we get home.

You must have suggested that performance to her, therefore

you must have been in communication with her. People in

jail aren’t called to the telephone, so she couldn’t have

phoned you. She must have gone to see you. Surely, if she

is as friendly as that, she would be pliant.”

“I don’t like to use my spiritual appeal for business pur-

poses.”

“Proscriptions carried too far lead to nullity,”

“After I analyze that I’ll get in touch with you. My first im-

pulse is to return it unopened.”

“Will she lie?”

“Good lord, yes. Why not?”

“It’s important. Can we count on it?”

“Yes.”

“Then another detail is for you to telephone, find her,

and make sure she will be at Mr. Pratt’s place from 3 o’clock

on. Tell her you will want to speak to her as soon as we arrive

there.” He caught the eye of a Methodist, and when she came

to his beckoning requested more coffee. Then he told me,

“It’s after 1 o’clock. Mr. Bennett is over halfway to Fern-

borough. You haven’t much time.”

I emptied my cup and left him.

The program went without a hitch, but it kept me on the

go. I phoned Pratt’s first thing, for Lily Rowan, and she

was there, so I checked that off. I warmed up the concrete out

to Osgood’s, and by going in the rear entrance and up the

back stairs avoided contact with the enraged father. I prob-

ably wouldn’t have been noticed anyway, for the place was

nearly as crowded as the exposition. There must have been a

hundred cars, which was why I had to park long before I

got to the end of the drive, and of course I had to carry the

luggage. Upstairs I caught a glimpse of Nancy, and exchanged

words with the housekeeper in the back hall downstairs, but

didn’t see Osgood. The service began at 2 o’clock, and when

I left the only sound in the big old house, coming from the

part I stayed away from, was the rise and fall of the

preacher’s voice pronouncing the last farewell for Clyde Os-

good, who had won a bet and lost one simultaneously.

At 5 minutes to 3, with clean clothes and a clean body,

not to mention the mind, with the car, filled with luggage and

the other requisites, parked conveniently near, and without

any satisfactory notion of the kind of goods Wolfe’s factory

was turning out in the line of evidence, though I had a strong

inkling of who the consignee was to be, I sought Room 9

in the exposition offices. Sturtevant had apparently made

good on his schedule, for the factory was in operation. Wolfe

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