Some Buried Caesar by Rex Stout

bull to the fence and smearing blood on his horns. That

would be getting pretty familiar with a bull, even in the dark.

I don’t suppose anyone could have done it except Monte Mc-

Millan … he was Monte’s bull, or he had been. Maybe

you’re ready to explain why Monte McMillan would want to

kill Clyde Osgood?”

“Good heavens, no. There are at least two other alterna-

tives. Mr. McMillan may be capable of murder, I don’t know,

and he was certainly resolved to protect the bull from molesta-

tion—but don’t get things confused. Remember that the mur-

der was no part of an effort to guard the bull; Clyde was

knocked unconscious not in the pasture, but somewhere else.”

“That’s your guess.”

“It’s my opinion. I am careful with my opinions, sir; they

are my bread and butter and the main source of my self-

esteem.”

Waddell sat with his mouth screwed up. Suddenly Osgood

barked at him ferociously:

“Well, what about it?”

Waddell nodded at him, and then unscrewed his mouth

to mutter, “Of course.” He got up and kicked his chair back,

stuck his hands in his pockets, stood and gazed at Wolfe a

minute, and then backed up and sat down again. “Goddam

it,” he said in a pained voice. “Of course. We’ve got to get on

it as quick and hard as we can. Jesus, what a mess. At Tom

Pratt’s place. Clyde Osgood. Your son, Fred. And you know

the kind of material I have to work with—for instance Sam

Lake—on a thing Hke this … Ill have to pull them away from

the exposition … I’ll go out and see Pratt myself, now …”

He jerked himself forward and reached for the telephone,

Osgood said to Wolfe, bitterly, “You see the prospect.”

Wolfe nodded, and sighed. “It’s an extraordinarily difficult

situation, Mr. Osgood.”

“I know damn well it is. I may have missed the significance

of the bull’s face, but I’m not a fool. The devil had brains

and nerve and luck. I have two things to say to you. First,

I apologize again for the way I tackled you this afternoon. I

didn’t know you had really earned your reputation, so many

people haven’t, but I see now you have. Second, you can see

for yourself that you’ll have to do this. You’ll have to go on

with it.”

Wolfe shook his head. “I expect to leave for New York

Thursday morning. Day after tomorrow.”

“But my God, man! This is what you do, isn’t it? Isn’t this

your job? What’s the difference whether you work at it in

New York or here?”

“Enormous; the difference, I mean. In New York I have

my home, my office in it, my cook, my accustomed sur-‘

roundings—”

“Do you mean …” Osgood was up, spluttering. “Do you

mean to say you have the gall to plead your personal comfort,

your petty convenience, to a man in the position I’m in?”

“I do.” Wolfe was serene. “I’m not responsible for the posi-

tion you’re in. Mr. Goodwin will tell you: I have a deep

aversion to leaving my home or remaining long away from it.

Another thing, you might not think me so petty if you could

see and hear and smell the hotel room in which I shall have

to sleep tonight and tomorrow night … and heavens knows

how many more nights if I accepted your commission.”

“What’s wrong with it?”

“Everything imaginable.”

“Then leave it. Come to my house. It’s only sixteen miles

out, and you can have a car until yours is repaired, and your

man here can drive it. ..”

“I don’t know.” Wolfe looked doubtful. “Of course, if I

undertake it I shall need immediately a good deal of informa-

tion from you and your daughter, and your own home would

be a good place for that …”

I stood up with my heels together and saluted him, and

he glared at me. Naturally he knew I was on to him. Machi-

avelli was a simple little shepherd lad by comparison. Not

that I disapproved by any means, for the chances were that

I would get a fairly good bed myself, but it was one more

proof that under no circumstances could you ever really

trust him.

WITH NANCY still chauffering, we drove to the

hotel for our luggage, and then had to leave town

by way of the exposition grounds in order to give the orchids

a look and another spraying. Shanks wasn’t around, and

Wolfe made arrangements with a skinny woman who sat on

an upturned box by a table full of dahlias, to keep an eye on

our pots.

Driving into Crowfield that morning, Caroline Pratt had

pointed out the Osgood demesne, the main entrance of which

was only a mile from Pratt’s place. It was rolling farm land,

a lot of it looking like pasture, with three or four wooded

knolls. The stock barns and other outbuildings were in plain

view, but the dwelling, which was all of half a mile from

the highway, was out of sight among the trees until the pri-

vate drive straightened out at the beginning of a wide ex-

panse of lawn. It was a big old rambling white house, with

an old-fashioned portico, with pillars, extending along the

middle portion of the front. It looked as if it had probably

once been George Washington’s headquarters, provided he

ever got that tar north.

There was an encounter before we got into the house. As

we crossed the portico, a man approached from the other end,

wiping his brow with his handkerchief and looking dusty and

sweaty. Mr. Bronson had on a different shirt and tie from

the day before, and another suit, but was no more appropriate

to his surroundings than he had been when I first saw him on

Pratt’s terrace. Osgood tossed a nod at him, then, seeing that

he intended to speak, stopped and said, “Hullo.”

Bronson came up to us. I hadn’t noticed him much the

day before, with my attention elsewhere, but I remarked

now that he was around thirty, of good height and well-built,

with a wide full mouth and a blunt nose and clever gray

eyes. I didn’t like the eyes, as they took us in with a quick

glance. He said deferentially, “I hope you won’t mind, Mr.

Osgood. I’ve been over there.”

“Over where?” Osgood demanded.

“Pratt’s place. I walked across the fields. I knew I had

offended you by disagreeing this morning with your ideas

about the … accident. I wanted to look it over. I met young

Pratt, .but not his father, and that man McMillan—”

“What did you expect to accomplish by that?”

“Nothing, I suppose. I’m sorry if I’ve offended again. But

I didn’t … I was discreet. I suppose I shouldn’t be here, I

should have left this morning, but with this terrible …with

Clyde dead, and .I’m the only one of his New York friends

here … it seemed …”

“It doesn’t matter,” said Osgood roughly. “Stay. I said so.”

“I know you did, but frankly … I feel very much de trop

… I’ll leave now if you prefer it …”

“Excuse me.” It was Wolfe’s quiet murmur. “You had bet-

ter stay, Mr. Bronson. Much better. We may need you.”

The clever eyes flickered at him. “Oh. If Nero Wolfe says

stay …” He lifted his shoulders and let them down. “But I

don’t need to stay here. I can go to a Crowfield hotel—”

“Nonsense.” Osgood scowled at him. “Stay here. You were

Clyde’s guest, weren’t you? Stay here. But if you want to

walk in the fields, there’s plenty of directions besides the one

leading to Pratt’s.”

Abruptly he started off, and we followed, as Bronson again

lifted his handkerchief to his sweaty brow.

A few minutes later we were seated in a large room with

French windows, lined with books and furnished for com-

fort, and were being waited on by a lassie with a pug nose

who had manners far superior to Bert’s but was way beneath

him in speed and spirit as a drink-slinger. Nancy had disap-

peared but was understood to be on call. Osgood was scowl-

ing at a highball, Wolfe was gulping beer which, judging from

his expression, was too warm, and I had plain water.

Wolfe was saying testily, “My own method is the only one

available to me. I either use that or none at all. I may be only

clearing away rubbish, but that’s my affair. The plain fact

is, sir, that last night, in Mr. Goodwin’s presence, you be-

haved in an astonishing manner to him and Mr. Pratt. You

were rude, arrogant and unreasonable. I need to know

whether that was due to the emotional shock you had had,

or to your belief that Mr. Pratt was somehow involved in the

death of your son, or was merely your normal conduct.”

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