3. For a minister to christen the child, and to the
godfathers and clerk . . . . . . . .1#, 10s., 0d.
4. For a supper at the christening if I had five friends
at it . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1#, 0s., 0d.
For her fees as a midwife, and the taking off the
trouble of the parish . . . . . . . . 3#, 3s., 0d.
To her maid servant attending . 0#, 10s., 0d.
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13#, 13s. 0d
This was the first bill; the second was the same terms:–
1. For three months’ lodging and diet, etc., at 20s.
per week . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .13#, 0s., 0d.
2. For a nurse for the month, and the use of linen
and lace . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2#, 10s., 0d.
3. For the minister to christen the child, etc., as
above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2#, 0s., 0d.
4. For supper and for sweetmeats
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3#, 3s., 0d.
For her fees as above . . . . . . 5#, 5s., 0d.
For a servant-maid . . . . . . . . 1#, 0s., 0d.
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26#, 18s., 0d
This was the second-rate bill; the third, she said, was for
a degree higher, and when the father or friends appeared:–
1. For three months’ lodging and diet, having two
rooms and a garret for a servant . . 30#, 0s., 0d.,
2. For a nurse for the month, and the finest suit
of childbed linen . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4#, 4s., 0d.
3. For the minister to christen the child, etc.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2#, 10s., 0d.
4. For a super, the gentlemen to send in the
wine . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6#, 0s., 0d.
For my fees, etc. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10#, 10s., 0d.
The maid, besides their own maid, only
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0#, 10s., 0d.
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53#, 14s., 0d.
I looked upon all three bills, and smiled, and told her I did not
see but that she was very reasonable in her demands, all things
considered, and for that I did not doubt but her accommodations
were good.
She told me I should be judge of that when I saw them. I told
her I was sorry to tell her that I geared I must be her lowest-
rated customer. ‘And perhaps, madam,’ said I, ‘you will make
me the less welcome upon that account.’ ‘No, not at all,’ said
she; ‘for where I have one of the third sort I have two of the
second, and four to one of the first, and I get as much by them
in proportion as by any; but if you doubt my care of you, I will
allow any friend you have to overlook and see if you are well
waited on or no.’
Then she explained the particulars of her bill. ‘In the first place,
madam,’ said she, ‘I would have you observe that here is three
months’ keeping; you are but ten shillings a week; I undertake
to say you will not complain of my table. I suppose,’ says she,
‘you do not live cheaper where you are now?’ ‘No, indeed,’
said I, ‘not so cheap, for I give six shillings per week for my