‘Not an inch.’
‘Just so. I merely asked.’
‘And how about Mr Abney, in any case? Suppose we met him on the stairs?’
‘We should not meet him on the stairs,’ said Sam confidently. ‘You did not take coffee tonight, I gather?’
‘I didn’t–no. Why?’
He jerked his head resignedly.
‘Can you beat it! I ask you, young man, could I have foreseen that, after drinking coffee every night regularly for two months, you would pass it up tonight of all nights? You certainly are my jinx, sonny. You have hung the Indian sign on me all right.’
His words had brought light to me.
‘Did you drug the coffee?’
‘Did I! I fixed it so that one sip would have an insomnia patient in dreamland before he had time to say “Good night”. That stuff Rip Van Winkle drank had nothing on my coffee. And all wasted! Well, well!’
He turned towards the door.
‘Shall I leave the light on, or would you prefer it off?’
‘On please. I might fall asleep in the dark.’
‘Not you! And, if you did, you would dream that I was there, and wake up. There are moments, young man, when you bring me pretty near to quitting and taking to honest work.’
He paused.
‘But not altogether. I have still a shot or two in my locker. We shall see what we shall see. I am not dead yet. Wait!’
‘I will, and some day, when I am walking along Piccadilly, a passing automobile will splash me with mud. A heavily furred plutocrat will stare haughtily at me from the tonneau, and with a start of surprise I shall recognize–‘
‘Stranger things have happened. Be flip while you can, sonny. You win so far, but this hoodoo of mine can’t last for ever.’
He passed from the room with a certain sad dignity. A moment later he reappeared.
‘A thought strikes me,’ he said. ‘The fifty-fifty proposition does not impress you. Would it make things easier if I were to offer my cooperation for a mere quarter of the profit?’
‘Not in the least.’
‘It’s a handsome offer.’
‘Wonderfully. I’m afraid I’m not dealing on any terms.’
He left the room, only to return once more. His head appeared, staring at me round the door, in a disembodied way, like the Cheshire Cat.
‘You won’t say later on I didn’t give you your chance?’ he said anxiously.
He vanished again, permanently this time. I heard his steps passing down the stairs.
II
We had now arrived at the last week of term, at the last days of the last week. The holiday spirit was abroad in the school. Among the boys it took the form of increased disorderliness. Boys who had hitherto only made Glossop bellow now made him perspire and tear his hair as well. Boys who had merely spilt ink now broke windows. The Little Nugget abandoned cigarettes in favour of an old clay pipe which he had found in the stables.
As for me, I felt like a spent swimmer who sees the shore almost within his reach. Audrey avoided me when she could, and was frigidly polite when we met. But I suffered less now. A few more days, and I should have done with this phase of my life for ever, and Audrey would once more become a memory.
Complete quiescence marked the deportment of Mr Fisher during these days. He did not attempt to repeat his last effort. The coffee came to the study unmixed with alien drugs. Sam, like lightning, did not strike twice in the same place. He had the artist’s soul, and disliked patching up bungled work. If he made another move, it would, I knew, be on entirely fresh lines.
Ignoring the fact that I had had all the luck, I was inclined to be self-satisfied when I thought of Sam. I had pitted my wits against his, and I had won. It was a praiseworthy performance for a man who had done hitherto nothing particular in his life.
If all the copybook maxims which had been drilled into me in my childhood and my early disaster with Audrey had not been sufficient, I ought to have been warned by Sam’s advice not to take victory for granted till the fight was over. As Sam had said, his luck would turn sooner or later.