any use, I’ve got to stay here, till the old man drops
the rag and give the word–yes, SIR, right here in this
——country I’ve got to linger till the old man says
COME!–and you bet your bottom dollar, Johnny, it AIN’T
just as easy as it is for a cat to have twins!”
At the end of this profane and cordial explosion he
fetched a prodigious “WHOOSH!” to relieve his lungs
and make recognition of the heat, and then he straightway
dived into his narrative again for “Johnny’s” benefit,
beginning, “Well, ——it ain’t any use talking,
some of those old American words DO have a kind
of a bully swing to them; a man can EXPRESS himself
with ’em–a man can get at what he wants to SAY, dontchuknow.”
When we reached our hotel and it seemed that he was
about to lose the Reverend, he showed so much sorrow,
and begged so hard and so earnestly that the Reverend’s heart
was not hard enough to hold out against the pleadings–
so he went away with the parent-honoring student, like a
right Christian, and took supper with him in his lodgings,
and sat in the surf-beat of his slang and profanity
till near midnight, and then left him–left him pretty
well talked out, but grateful “clear down to his frogs,”
as he expressed it. The Reverend said it had transpired
during the interview that “Cholley” Adams’s father
was an extensive dealer in horses in western New York;
this accounted for Cholley’s choice of a profession.
The Reverend brought away a pretty high opinion of
Cholley as a manly young fellow, with stuff in him for
a useful citizen; he considered him rather a rough gem,
but a gem, nevertheless.
CHAPTER XXI
[Insolent Shopkeepers and Gabbling Americans]
Baden-Baden sits in the lap of the hills, and the natural
and artificial beauties of the surroundings are combined
effectively and charmingly. The level strip of ground
which stretches through and beyond the town is laid
out in handsome pleasure grounds, shaded by noble trees
and adorned at intervals with lofty and sparkling
fountain-jets. Thrice a day a fine band makes music
in the public promenade before the Conversation House,
and in the afternoon and evening that locality is populous
with fashionably dressed people of both sexes, who march
back and forth past the great music-stand and look very
much bored, though they make a show of feeling otherwise.
It seems like a rather aimless and stupid existence.
A good many of these people are there for a real
purpose, however; they are racked with rheumatism,
and they are there to stew it out in the hot baths.
These invalids looked melancholy enough, limping about on
their canes and crutches, and apparently brooding over
all sorts of cheerless things. People say that Germany,
with her damp stone houses, is the home of rheumatism.
If that is so, Providence must have foreseen that it
would be so, and therefore filled the land with the
healing baths. Perhaps no other country is so generously
supplied with medicinal springs as Germany. Some of
these baths are good for one ailment, some for another;
and again, peculiar ailments are conquered by combining
the individual virtues of several different baths.
For instance, for some forms of disease, the patient drinks
the native hot water of Baden-Baden, with a spoonful
of salt from the Carlsbad springs dissolved in it.
That is not a dose to be forgotten right away.
They don’t SELL this hot water; no, you go into the
great Trinkhalle, and stand around, first on one foot
and then on the other, while two or three young girls
sit pottering at some sort of ladylike sewing-work
in your neighborhood and can’t seem to see you –polite
as three-dollar clerks in government offices.
By and by one of these rises painfully, and
“stretches”–stretches
fists and body heavenward till she raises her heels from
the floor, at the same time refreshing herself with a yawn
of such comprehensiveness that the bulk of her face disappears
behind her upper lip and one is able to see how she is
constructed inside–then she slowly closes her cavern,
brings down her fists and her heels, comes languidly forward,
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