Personal Recollections of Joan by Mark Twain

girl.

The city emptied itself. Out of every gate the crowds poured. They

swarmed about the English bastilles like an invasion of ants, but

noisier than those creatures, and carried off the artillery and stores,

then turned all those dozen fortresses into monster bonfires,

imitation volcanoes whose lofty columns of thick smoke seemed

supporting the arch of the sky.

The delight of the children took another form. To some of the

younger ones seven months was a sort of lifetime. They had

forgotten what grass was like, and the velvety green meadows

seemed paradise to their surprised and happy eyes after the long

habit of seeing nothing but dirty lanes and streets. It was a wonder

to them–those spacious reaches of open country to run and dance

and tumble and frolic in, after their dull and joyless captivity; so

they scampered far and wide over the fair regions on both sides of

the river, and came back at eventide weary, but laden with flowers

and flushed with new health drawn from the fresh country air and

the vigorous exercise.

After the burnings, the grown folk followed Joan from church to

church and put in the day in thanksgivings for the city’s

deliverance, and at night they f€ted her and her generals and

illuminated the town, and high and low gave themselves up to

festivities and rejoicings. By the time the populace were fairly in

bed, toward dawn, we wer ein the saddle and away toward Tours

to report to the King.

That was a march which would have turned any one’s head but

Joan’s. We moved between emotional ranks of grateful

country-people all the way. They crowded about Joan to touch her

feet, her horse, her armor, and they even knelt in the road and

kissed her horse’s hoof-prints.

The land was full of her praises. The most illustrious cheifs of the

church wrote to the King extolling the Maid, comparing her to the

saints and heroes of the Bible, and warning him not to let

“unbelief, ingratitude, or other injustice” hinder or impair the

divine help sent through her. One might think there was a touch of

prophecy in that, and we will let it go at that; but to my mind it had

its inspiration in those great men’s accurate knowledge of the

King’s trivial and treacherous character.

The King had come to Tours to meet Joan. At the present day this

poor thing is called Charles the Victorious, on account of victories

which other people won for him, but in our time we had a private

name for him which described him better, and was sanctified to

him by personal deserving–Charles the Base. When we entered the

presence he sat throned, with his tinseled snobs and dandies

around him. He looked like a forked carrot, so tightly did his

clothing fit him from his waist down; he wore shoes with a

rope-like pliant toe a foot long that had to be hitched up to the

knee to keep it out of the way; he had on a crimson velvet cape

that came no lower than his elbows; on his head he had a tall felt

thing like a thimble, with a feather it its jeweled band that stuck up

like a pen from an inkhorn, and from under that thimble his bush

of stiff hair stuck down to his shoulders, curving outward at the

bottom, so that the cap and the hair together made the head like a

shuttlecock. All the materials of his dress were rich, and all the

colors brilliant. In his lap he cuddled a miniature greyhound that

snarled, lifting its lip and showing its white teeth whenever any

slight movement disturbed it. The King’s dandies were dressed in

about the same fashion as himself, and when I remembered that

Joan had called the war-council of Orleans “disguised ladies’

maids,” it reminded me of people who squander all their money on

a trifle and then haven’t anything to invest when they come across

a better chance; that name ought to have been saved for these

creatures.

Joan fell on her knees before the majesty of France, and the other

frivolous animal in his lap–a sight which it pained me to see.

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