Personal Recollections of Joan by Mark Twain

“Indeed! And when will all this happen?”

“Next year he will be crowned, and after that will remain master of

France.”

There was a great and general burst of laughter, and when it had

subsided the governor said:

“Who has sent you with these extravagant messages?”

“My Lord.”

“What Lord?”

“The King of Heaven.”

Many murmured, “Ah, poor thing, poor thing!” and others, “Ah,

her mind is but a wreck!” The governor hailed Laxart, and said:

“Harkye!–take this mad child home and whip her soundly. That is

the best cure for her ailment.”

As Joan was moving away she turned and said, with simplicity:

“You refuse me the soldiers, I know not why, for it is my Lord that

has commanded you. Yes, it is He that has made the command;

therefore I must come again, and yet again; then I shall have the

men-at-arms.”

There was a great deal of wondering talk, after she was gone; and

the guards and servants passed the talk to the town, the town

passed it to the country; Domremy was already buzzing with it

when we got back.

Chapter 8 Why the Scorners Relented

HUMAN NATURE is the same everywhere: it defies success, it

has nothing but scorn for defeat. The village considered that Joan

had disgraced it with her grotesque performance and its ridiculous

failure; so all the tongues were busy with the matter, and as bilious

and bitter as they were busy; insomuch that if the tongues had been

teeth she would not have survived her persecutions. Those persons

who did not scold did what was worse and harder to bear; for they

ridiculed her, and mocked at her, and ceased neither day nor night

from their witticisms and jeerings and laughter. Haumette and

Little Mengette and I stood by her, but the storm was too strong for

her other friends, and they avoided her, being ashamed to be seen

with her because she was so unpopular, and because of the sting of

the taunts that assailed them on her account. She shed tears in

secret, but none in public. In public she carried herself with

serenity, and showed no distress, nor any resentment–conduct

which should have softened the feeling against her, but it did not.

Her father was so incensed that he could not talk in measured

terms about her wild project of going to the wars like a man. He

had dreamed of her doing such a thing, some time before, and now

he remembered that dream with apprehension and anger, and said

that rather than see her unsex herself and go away with the armies,

he would require her brothers to drown her; and that if they should

refuse, he would do it with his own hands.

But none of these things shook her purpose in the least. Her

parents kept a strict watch upon her to keep her from leaving the

village, but she said her time was not yet; that when the time to go

was come she should know it, and then the keepers would watch in

vain.

The summer wasted along; and when it was seen that her purpose

continued steadfast, the parents were glad of a chance which

finally offered itself for bringing her projects to an end through

marriage. The Paladin had the effrontery to pretend that she had

engaged herself to him several years before, and now he claimed a

ratification of the engagement.

She said his statement was not true, and refused to marry him. She

was cited to appear before the ecclesiastical court at Toul to

answer for her perversity; when she declined to have counsel, and

elected to conduct her case herself, her parents and all her

ill-wishers rejoiced, and looked upon her as already defeated. And

that was natural enough; for who would expect that an ignorant

peasant-girl of sixteen would be otherwise than frightened and

tongue-tied when standing for the first time in presence of the

practised doctors of the law, and surrounded by the cold

solemnities of a court? Yet all these people were mistaken. They

flocked to Toul to see and enjoy this fright and embarrassment and

defeat, and they had their trouble for their pains. She was modest,

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