Personal Recollections of Joan by Mark Twain

life, wherever the great news traveled. Whereas before, the

spiritless and cowed people hung their heads and slunk away if one

mentioned war to them, now they came clamoring to be enlisted

under the banner of the Maid of Vaucouleurs, and the roaring of

war-songs and the thundering of the drums filled all the air. I

remembered now what she had said, that time there in our village

when I proved by facts and statistics that France’s case was

hopeless, and nothing could ever rouse the people from their

lethargy:

“They will hear the drums–and they will answer, they will march!”

It has been said that misfortunes never come one at a time, but in a

body. In our case it was the same with good luck. Having got a

start, it came flooding in, tide after tide. Our next wave of it was of

this sort. There had been grave doubts among the priests as to

whether the Church ought to permit a female soldier to dress like a

man. But now came a verdict on that head. Two of the greatest

scholars and theologians of the time–one of whom had been

Chancellor of the University of Paris–rendered it. They decided

that since Joan “must do the work of a man and a soldier, it is just

and legitimate that her apparel should conform to the situation.”

It was a great point gained, the Church’s authority to dress as a

man. Oh, yes, wave on wave the good luck came sweeping in.

Never mind about the smaller waves, let us come to the largest one

of all, the wave that swept us small fry quite off our feet and

almost drowned us with joy. The day of the great verdict, couriers

had been despatched to the King with it, and the next morning

bright and early the clear notes of a bugle came floating to us on

the crisp air, and we pricked up our ears and began to count them.

One–two–three; pause; one–two; pause; one–two–three,

again–and out we skipped and went flying; for that formula was

used only when the King’s herald-at-arms would deliver a

proclamation to the people. As we hurried along, people came

racing out of every street and house and alley, men, women, and

children, all flushed, excited, and throwing lacking articles of

clothing on as they ran; still those clear notes pealed out, and still

the rush of people increased till the whole town was abroad and

streaming along the principal street. At last we reached the square,

which was now packed with citizens, and there, high on the

pedestal of the great cross, we saw the herald in his brilliant

costume, with his servitors about him. The next moment he began

his delivery in the powerful voice proper to his office:

“Know all men, and take heed therefore, that the most high, the

most illustrious Charles, by the grace of God King of France, hath

been pleased to confer upon his well-beloved servant Joan of Arc,

called the Maid, the title, emoluments, authorities, and dignity of

General-in-Chief of the Armies of France–”

Here a thousand caps flew in the air, and the multitude burst into a

hurricane of cheers that raged and raged till it seemed as if it

would never come to an end; but at last it did; then the herald went

on and finished:

–“and hath appointed to be her lieutenant and chief of staff a

prince of his royal house, his grace the Duke of Alen‡on!”

That was the end, and the hurricane began again, and was split up

into innumerable strips by the blowers of it and wafted through all

the lanes and streets of the town.

General of the Armies of France, with a prince of the blood for

subordinate! Yesterday she was nothing–to-day she was this.

Yesterday she was not even a sergeant, not even a corporal, not

even a private–to-day, with one step, she was at the top. Yesterday

she was less than nobody to the newest recruit–to-day her

command was law to La Hire, Saintrailles, the Bastard of Orleans,

and all those others, veterans of old renown, illustrious masters of

the trade of war. These were the thoughts I was thinking; I was

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