Personal Recollections of Joan by Mark Twain

bed the next day. The others were in the same condition. But for

this, one or another of us might have had the good luck that fell to

the Paladin’s share that day; but it is observable that God in His

compassion sends the good luck to such as are ill equipped with

gifts, as compensation for their defect, but requires such as are

more fortunately endowed to get by labor and talent what those

others get by chance. It was No‰l who said this, and it seemed to

me to be well and justly thought.

The Paladin, going about the town all the day in order to be

followed and admired and overhear the people say in an awed

voice, “‘Ssh!–look, it is the Standard-Bearer of Joan of Arc!” had

speech with all sorts and conditions of folk, and he learned from

some boatmen that there was a stir of some kind going on in the

bastilles on the other side of the river; and in the evening, seeking

further, he found a deserter from the fortress called the

“Augustins,” who said that the English were going to send me over

to strengthen the garrisons on our side during the darkness of the

night, and were exulting greatly, for they meant to spring upon

Dunois and the army when it was passing the bastilles and destroy

it; a thing quite easy to do, since the “Witch” would not be there,

and without her presence the army would do like the French

armies of these many years past–drop their weapons and run when

they saw an English face.

It was ten at night when the Paladin brought this news and asked

leave to speak to Joan, and I was up and on duty then. It was a

bitter stroke to me to see what a chance I had lost. Joan made

searching inquiries, and satisfied herself that the word was true,

then she made this annoying remark:

“You have done well, and you have my thanks. It may be that you

have prevented a disaster. Your name and service shall receive

official mention.”

Then he bowed low, and when he rose he was eleven feet high. As

he swelled out past me he covertly pulled down the corner of his

eye with his finger and muttered part of that defiled refrain, “Oh,

tears, ah, tears, oh, sad sweet tears!–name in General

Orders–personal mention to the King, you see!”

I wished Joan could have seen his conduct, but she was busy

thinking what she would do. Then she had me fetch the knight

Jean de Metz, and in a minute he was off for La Hire’s quarters

with orders for him and the Lord de Villars and Florent d’Illiers to

report to her at five o’clock next morning with five hundred picked

men well mounted. The histories say half past four, but it is not

true, I heard the order given.

We were on our way at five to the minute, and encountered the

head of the arriving column between six and seven, a couple of

leagues from the city. Dunois was pleased, for the army had begun

to get restive and show uneasiness now that it was getting so near

to the dreaded bastilles. But that all disappeared now, as the word

ran down the line, with a huzza that swept along the length of it

like a wave, that the Maid was come. Dunois asked her to halt and

let the column pass in review, so that the men could be sure that

the reports of her presence was not a ruse to revive their courage.

So she took position at the side of the road with her staff, and the

battalions swung by with a martial stride, huzzaing. Joan was

armed, except her head. She was wearing the cunning little velvet

cap with the mass of curved white ostrich plumes tumbling over its

edges which the city of Orleans had given her the night she

arrived–the one that is in the picture that hangs in the H“tel de

Ville at Rouen. She was looking about fifteen. The sight of

soldiers always set her blood to leaping, and lit the fires in her eyes

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