Personal Recollections of Joan by Mark Twain

was not what they had been expecting.

“Oh, dear and gracious Dauphin, I have but one desire–only one.

If–”

“Do not be afraid, my child–name it.”

“That you will not delay a day. My army is strong and valiant, and

eager to finish its work–march with me to Rheims and receive

your crown.” You could see the indolent King shrink, in his

butterfly clothes.

“To Rheims–oh, impossible, my General! We march through the

heart of England’s power?”

Could those be French faces there? Not one of them lighted in

response to the girl’s brave proposition, but all promptly showed

satisfaction in the King’s objection. Leave this silken idleness for

the rude contact of war? None of these butterflies desired that.

They passed their jeweled comfit-boxes one to another and

whispered their content in the head butterfly’s practical prudence.

Joan pleaded with the King, saying:

“Ah, I pray you do not throw away this perfect opportunity.

Everything is favorable–everything. It is as if the circumstances

were specially made for it. The spirits of our army are exalted with

victory, those of the English forces depressed by defeat. Delay will

change this. Seeing us hesitate to follow up our advantage, our

men will wonder, doubt, lose confidence, and the English will

wonder, gather courage, and be bold again. Now is the

time–pritheee let us march!”

The King shook his head, and La Tremouille, being asked for an

opinion, eagerly furnished it:

“Sire, all prudence is against it. Think of the English strongholds

along the Loire; think of those that lie between us and Rheims!”

He was going on, but Joan cut him short, and said, turning to him:

“If we wait, they will all be strengthened, reinforced. Will that

advantage us?”

“Why–no.”

“Then what is your suggestion?–what is it that you would propose

to do?”

“My judgment is to wait.”

“Wait for what?”

The minister was obliged to hesitate, for he knew of no

explanation that would sound well. Moreover, he was not used to

being catechized in this fashion, with the eyes of a crowd of people

on him, so he was irritated, and said:

“Matters of state are not proper matters for public discussion.”

Joan said placidly:

“I have to beg your pardon. My trespass came of ignorance. I did

not know that matters connected with your department of the

government were matters of state.”

The minister lifted his brows in amused surprise, and said, with a

touch of sarcasm:

“I am the King’s chief minister, and yet you had the impression that

matters connected with my department are not matters of state?

Pray, how is that?”

Joan replied, indifferently:

“Because there is no state.”

“No state!”

“No, sir, there is no state, and no use for a minister. France is

shrunk to a couple of acres of ground; a sheriff’s constable could

take care of it; its affairs are not matters of state. The term is too

large.”

The King did not blush, but burst into a hearty, careless laugh, and

the court laughed too, but prudently turned its head and did it

silently. La Tremouille was angry, and opened his mouth to speak,

but the King put up his hand, and said:

“There–I take her under the royal protection. She has spoken the

truth, the ungilded truth–how seldom I hear it! With all this tinsel

on me and all this tinsel about me, I am but a sheriff after all–a

poor shabby two-acre sheriff–and you are but a constable,” and he

laughed his cordial laugh again. “Joan, my frank, honest General,

will you name your reward? I would ennoble you. You shall

quarter the crown and the lilies of France for blazon, and with

them your victorious sword to defend them–speak the word.”

It made an eager buzz of surprise and envy in the assemblage, but

Joan shook her head and said:

“Ah, I cannot, dear and noble Dauphin. To be allowed to work for

France, to spend one’s self for France, is itself so supreme a reward

that nothing can add to it–nothing. Give me the one reward I ask,

the dearest of all rewards, the highest in your gift–march with me

to Rheims and receive your crown. I will beg it on my knees.”

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