Personal Recollections of Joan by Mark Twain

theirs. Then he dismissed her with gracious words, bending low

over her hand and kissing it. Always–from all companies, high or

low–she went forth richer in honor and esteem than when she

came.

And the King did another handsome thing by Joan, for he sent us

back to Courdray Castle torch-lighted and in state, under escort of

his own troop–his guard of honor–the only soldiers he had; and

finely equipped and bedizened they were, too, though they hadn’t

seen the color of their wages since they were children, as a body

might say. The wonders which Joan had been performing before

the King had been carried all around by this time, so the road was

so packed with people who wanted to get a sight of her that we

could hardly dig through; and as for talking together, we couldn’t,

all attempts at talk being drowned in the storm of shoutings and

huzzas that broke out all along as we passed, and kept abreast of us

like a wave the whole way.

Chapter 7 Our Paladin in His Glory

WE WERE doomed to suffer tedious waits and delays, and we

settled ourselves down to our fate and bore it with a dreary

patience, counting the slow hours and the dull days and hoping for

a turn when God should please to send it. The Paladin was the only

exception–that is to say, he was the only one who was happy and

had no heavy times. This was partly owing to the satisfaction he

got out of his clothes. He bought them at second hand–a Spanish

cavalier’s complete suit, wide-brimmed hat with flowing plumes,

lace collar and cuffs, faded velvet doublet and trunks, short cloak

hung from the shoulder, funnel-topped buskins, long rapier, and all

that–a graceful and picturesque costume, and the Paladin’s great

frame was the right place to hang it for effect. He wore it when off

duty; and when he swaggered by with one hand resting on the hilt

of his rapier, and twirling his new mustache with the other,

everybody stopped to look and admire; and well they might, for he

was a fine and stately contrast to the small French gentlemen of

the day squeezed into the trivial French costume of the time.

He was king bee of the little village that snuggled under the shelter

of the frowning towers and bastions of Courdray Castle, and

acknowledged lord of the tap-room of the inn. When he opened his

mouth there, he got a hearing. Those simple artisans and peasants

listened with deep and wondering interest; for he was a traveler

and had seen the world–all of it that lay between Chinon and

Domremy, at any rate–and that was a wide stretch more of it than

they might ever hope to see; and he had been in battle, and knew

how to paint its shock and struggle, its perils and surprised, with

an art that was all his own. He was cock of that walk, hero of that

hostelry; he drew custom as honey draws flies; so he was the pet of

the innkeeper, and of his wife and daughter, and they were his

obliged and willing servants.

Most people who have the narrative gift–that great and rare

endowment–have with it the defect of telling their choice things

over the same way every time, and this injures them and causes

them to sound stale and wearisome after several repetitions; but it

was not so with the Paladin, whose art was of a finer sort; it was

more stirring and interesting to hear him tell about a battle the

tenth time than it was the first time, because he did not tell it twice

the same way, but always made a new battle of it and a better one,

with more casualties on the enemy’s side each time, and more

general wreck and disaster all around, and more widows and

orphans and suffering in the neighborhood where it happened. He

could not tell his battles apart himself, except by their names; and

by the time he had told one of then ten times it had grown so that

there wasn’t room enough in France for it any more, but was

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