Robert Asprin – Tambu

“I remember,” the reporter nodded. He didn’t, but he had done his homework in the news-service’s backfiles. “Actually, I had hoped to get some information from you about those early days, before the Defense Alliance formed.”

“That would take quite a bit of time, Mr. Erickson. I don’t think you’re aware of what you’re asking. Most people never heard of me until we first started offering our services to the planets. In actuality, the fleet had been operating as a unit long before then. For me, the early days go back much farther than the point when we first appeared in the public eye.”

“But that’s specifically what I’m after. I want to be able to trace your career from its early days to the present, showing how you’ve developed over the years.”

“Very well,” Tambu sighed. “We’ll cover as much as time allows. This will probably get quite involved, but I’m willing to talk if you’re willing to listen.”

“Then how would you say your career began?”

There was a moment’s pause.

“There is a strong temptation to say I started out as a child.”

“… born into a poor, but honest family?” Erickson completed the old joke, smiling in spite of himself.

“Not really. Actually, my parents were fairly well off. Various people have speculated that I had a bitter childhood, ruthlessly fighting for existence in the streets of some backwater planet. The truth is my father was… successful, quite successful at what he did. I would even go so far as to say that I had more love and affection in my early childhood than did the average person.”