Robert Asprin – Tambu

“Then you see nothing wrong in what you’re doing?” the reporter asked.

“Please, Mr. Erickson, none of your journalistic tricks of putting words in my mouth. I did not say I don’t see anything wrong in what I do; simply that I don’t see that much difference between my own forces tactics and those of the Defense Alliance.”

“Are you then asserting that in the current conflict that it is you who are the hero and the Defense Alliance the villains?” Erickson prodded.

“Mr. Erickson I have asked you once, I will now warn you,” Tambu’s tone was soft, but deadly. “Do not attempt to twist my words into what I have not said. If I make a statement or express an opinion you take exception to, you are certainly welcome to comment to that effect, either in this meeting or in your article. However, do not attempt to condemn me for opinions which are not my own. I have shown my respect for you and your intelligence by granting this interview. Kindly return the compliment by remembering that in this interview you are not dealing with a dull-witted planetary sub-official and conduct yourself accordingly.

“Yes, sir. I’ll remember that,” the reporter promised, properly mollified. He would have to mask his questions more carefully.;

“See that you do. Still, you did raise a curious point. The rather romantic concept of heroes and villains, good guys and bad guys. It would be amusing if I did not think that you actually believe that rot. That’s the main reason I granted this interview. It stands out all over your writing, and I wanted to meet someone who really believes in heroes. In exchange, I offered you a chance to meet a villain.”