Personal Recollections of Joan by Mark Twain

army; they could not escape to the front, for there was I. Their

hearts shriveled in their bodies, their hands fell listless at their

sides. They stood still, and at our leisure we slaughtered them to a

man; all except Talbot and Fastolfe, whom I saved and brought

away, one under each arm.”

Well, there is no denying it, the Paladin was in great form that

night. Such style! such noble grace of gesture, such grandeur of

attitude, such energy when he got going! such steady rise, on such

sure wing, such nicely graduated expenditures of voice according

to the weight of the matter, such skilfully calculated approaches to

his surprises and explosions, such belief-compelling sincerity of

tone and manner, such a climaxing peal from his brazen lungs, and

such a lightning-vivid picture of his mailed form and flaunting

banner when he burst out before that despairing army! And oh, the

gentle art of the last half of his last sentence–delivered in the

careless and indolent tone of one who has finished his real story,

and only adds a colorless and inconsequential detil because it has

happened to occur to him in a lazy way.

It was a marvel to see those innocent peasants. Why, they went all

to pieces with enthusiasm, and roared out applauses fit to raise the

roof and wake the dead. When they had cooled down at last and

there was silence but for the heaving and panting, old Laxart said,

admiringly:

“As it seems to me, you are an army in your single person.”

“Yes, that is what he is,” said No‰l Rainguesson, convincingly. “He

is a terror; and not just in this vicinity. His mere name carries a

shudder with it to distant lands–just he mere name; and when he

frowns, the shadow of it falls as far as Rome, and the chickens go

to roost an hour before schedule time. Yes; and some say–”

“No‰l Rainguesson, you are preparing yourself for trouble. I will

say just one word to you, and it will be to your advantage to–”

I saw that the usual thing had got a start. No man could prophesy

when it would end. So I delivered Joan’s message and went off to

bed.

Joan made her good-byes to those old fellows in the morning, with

loving embraces and many tears, and with a packed multitude for

sympathizers, and they rode proudly away on their precious horses

to carry their great news home. I had seen better riders, some will

say that; for horsemanship was a new art to them.

The vanguard moved out at dawn and took the road, with bands

braying and banners flying; the second division followed at eight.

Then came the Burgundian ambassadors, and lost us the rest of

that day and the whole of the next. But Joan was on hand, and so

they had their journey for their pains. The rest of us took the road

at dawn, next morning, July 20th. And got how far? Six leagues.

Tremouille was getting in his sly work with the vacillating King,

you see. The King stopped at St. Marcoul and prayed three days.

Precious time lost–for us; precious time gained for Bedford. He

would know how to use it.

We could not go on without the King; that would be to leave him

in the conspirators’ camp. Joan argued, reasoned, implored; and at

last we got under way again.

Joan’s prediction was verified. It was not a campaign, it was only

another holiday excursion. English strongholds lined our route;

they surrendered without a blow; we garrisoned them with

Frenchmen and passed on. Bedford was on the march against us

with his new army by this time, and on the 25th of July the hostile

forces faced each other and made preparation for battle; but

Bedford’s good judgment prevailed, and he turned and retreated

toward Paris. Now was our chance. Our men were in great spirits.

Will you believe it? Our poor stick of a King allowed his worthless

advisers to persuade him to start back for Gien, whence he had set

out when we first marched for Rheims and the Coronation! And

we actually did start back. The fifteen-day truce had just been

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