Personal Recollections of Joan by Mark Twain

“And you did, I believe.”

“Yes.”

“Had your Voices counseled you to take it by storm?”

“As to that, I do not remember.”

Thus closed a weary long sitting, without result. Every device that

could be contrived to trap Joan into wrong thinking, wrong doing,

or disloyalty to the Church, or sinfulness as a little child at home

or later, had been tried, and none of them had succeeded. She had

come unscathed through the ordeal.

Was the court discouraged? No. Naturally it was very much

surprised, very much astonished, to find its work baffling and

difficult instead of simple and easy, but it had powerful allies in

the shape of hunger, cold, fatigue, persecution, deception, and

treachery; and opposed to this array nothing but a defenseless and

ignorant girl who must some time or other surrender to bodily and

mental exhaustion or get caught in one of the thousand traps set

for her.

And had the court made no progress during these seemingly

resultless sittings? Yes. It had been feeling its way, groping here,

groping there, and had found one or two vague trails which might

freshen by and by and lead to something. The male attire, for

instance, and the visions and Voices. Of course no one doubted

that she had seen supernatural beings and been spoken to and

advised by them. And of course no one doubted that by

supernatural help miracles had been done by Joan, such as

choosing out the King in a crowd when she had never seen him

before, and her discovery of the sword buried under the altar. It

would have been foolish to doubt these things, for we all know that

the air is full of devils and angels that are visible to traffickers in

magic on the one hand and to the stainlessly holy on the other; but

what many and perhaps most did doubt was, that Joan’s visions,

Voices, and miracles came from God. It was hoped that in time

they could be proven to have been of satanic origin. Therefore, as

you see, the court’s persistent fashion of coming back to that

subject every little while and spooking around it and prying into it

was not to pass the time–it had a strictly business end in view.

Chapter 9 Her Sure Deliverance Foretold

THE NEXT sitting opened on Thursday the first of March.

Fifty-eight judges present–the others resting.

As usual, Joan was required to take an oath without reservations.

She showed no temper this time. She considered herself well

buttressed by the procЉs verbal compromise which Cauchon was

so anxious to repudiate and creep out of; so she merely refused,

distinctly and decidedly; and added, in a spirit of fairness and

candor:

“But as to matters set down in the procЉs verbal, I will freely tell

the whole truth–yes, as freely and fully as if I were before the

Pope.”

Here was a chance! We had two or three Popes, then; only one of

them could be the true Pope, of course. Everybody judiciously

shirked the question of which was the true Pope and refrained

from naming him, it being clearly dangerous to go into particulars

in this matter. Here was an opportunity to trick an unadvised girl

into bringing herself into peril, and the unfair judge lost no time in

taking advantage of it. He asked, in a plausibly indolent and absent

way:

“Which one do you consider to be the true Pope?”

The house took an attitude of deep attention, and so waited to hear

the answer and see the prey walk into the trap. But when the

answer came it covered the judge with confusion, and you could

see many people covertly chuckling. For Joan asked in a voice and

manner which almost deceived even me, so innocent it seemed:

“Are there two?”

One of the ablest priests in that body and one of the best swearers

there, spoke right out so that half the house heard him, and said:

“By God, it was a master stroke!”

As soon as the judge was better of his embarrassment he came

back to the charge, but was prudent and passed by Joan’s question:

“Is it true that you received a letter from the Count of Armagnac

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