LIFE ON THE MISSISSIPPI BY MARK TWAIN

Complaint is made that the planter remains grouty toward the former slave,

since the war; will have nothing but a chill business relation with him,

no sentiment permitted to intrude, will not keep a ‘store’ himself,

and supply the negro’s wants and thus protect the negro’s pocket

and make him able and willing to stay on the place and an advantage

to him to do it, but lets that privilege to some thrifty Israelite,

who encourages the thoughtless negro and wife to buy all sorts

of things which they could do without–buy on credit, at big prices,

month after month, credit based on the negro’s share of the growing crop;

and at the end of the season, the negro’s share belongs to the Israelite,’

the negro is in debt besides, is discouraged, dissatisfied, restless, and both

he and the planter are injured; for he will take steamboat and migrate,

and the planter must get a stranger in his place who does not know him,

does not care for him, will fatten the Israelite a season, and follow his

predecessor per steamboat.

It is hoped that the Calhoun Company will show, by its

humane and protective treatment of its laborers, that its

method is the most profitable for both planter and negro;

and it is believed that a general adoption of that method

will then follow.

And where so many are saying their say, shall not the

barkeeper testify? He is thoughtful, observant, never drinks;

endeavors to earn his salary, and WOULD earn it if there

were custom enough. He says the people along here in

Mississippi and Louisiana will send up the river to buy

vegetables rather than raise them, and they will come

aboard at the landings and buy fruits of the barkeeper.

Thinks they ‘don’t know anything but cotton;’ believes they

don’t know how to raise vegetables and fruit–‘at least the most

of them.’ Says ‘a nigger will go to H for a watermelon’

(‘H’ is all I find in the stenographer’s report–

means Halifax probably, though that seems a good way to go

for a watermelon). Barkeeper buys watermelons for five cents

up the river, brings them down and sells them for fifty.

‘Why does he mix such elaborate and picturesque drinks for the

nigger hands on the boat?’ Because they won’t have any other.

‘They want a big drink; don’t make any difference what

you make it of, they want the worth of their money.

You give a nigger a plain gill of half-a-dollar brandy for

five cents–will he touch it? No. Ain’t size enough to it.

But you put up a pint of all kinds of worthless rubbish, and heave

in some red stuff to make it beautiful–red’s the main thing–

and he wouldn’t put down that glass to go to a circus.’

All the bars on this Anchor Line are rented and owned

by one firm. They furnish the liquors from their

own establishment, and hire the barkeepers ‘on salary.’

Good liquors? Yes, on some of the boats, where there are

the kind of passengers that want it and can pay for it.

On the other boats? No. Nobody but the deck hands and firemen

to drink it. ‘Brandy? Yes, I’ve got brandy, plenty of it;

but you don’t want any of it unless you’ve made your will.’

It isn’t as it used to be in the old times. Then everybody traveled

by steamboat, everybody drank, and everybody treated everybody else.

‘Now most everybody goes by railroad, and the rest don’t drink.’

In the old times the barkeeper owned the bar himself, ‘and was

gay and smarty and talky and all jeweled up, and was the toniest

aristocrat on the boat; used to make $2,000 on a trip.

A father who left his son a steamboat bar, left him a fortune.

Now he leaves him board and lodging; yes, and washing,

if a shirt a trip will do. Yes, indeedy, times are changed.

Why, do you know, on the principal line of boats on

the Upper Mississippi, they don’t have any bar at all!

Sounds like poetry, but it’s the petrified truth.’

Chapter 34

Tough Yarns

STACK ISLAND. I remembered Stack Island; also Lake Providence,

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