LIFE ON THE MISSISSIPPI BY MARK TWAIN

Then the Babel of many-tongued shoutings broke out, and ceased

not thenceforth. When the cocks had been fighting some little time,

I was expecting them momently to drop dead, for both were blind,

red with blood, and so exhausted that they frequently fell down.

Yet they would not give up, neither would they die.

The negro and the white man would pick them up every few seconds,

wipe them off, blow cold water on them in a fine spray,

and take their heads in their mouths and hold them there

a moment–to warm back the perishing life perhaps;

I do not know. Then, being set down again, the dying

creatures would totter gropingly about, with dragging wings,

find each other, strike a guesswork blow or two, and fall

exhausted once more.

I did not see the end of the battle. I forced myself to endure

it as long as I could, but it was too pitiful a sight;

so I made frank confession to that effect, and we retired.

We heard afterward that the black cock died in the ring,

and fighting to the last.

Evidently there is abundant fascination about this ‘sport’ for such

as have had a degree of familiarity with it. I never saw people

enjoy anything more than this gathering enjoyed this fight.

The case was the same with old gray-heads and with boys of ten.

They lost themselves in frenzies of delight. The ‘cocking-main’

is an inhuman sort of entertainment, there is no question

about that; still, it seems a much more respectable and far

less cruel sport than fox-hunting–for the cocks like it;

they experience, as well as confer enjoyment; which is not

the fox’s case.

We assisted–in the French sense–at a mule race, one day.

I believe I enjoyed this contest more than any other mule there.

I enjoyed it more than I remember having enjoyed any other animal

race I ever saw. The grand-stand was well filled with the beauty

and the chivalry of New Orleans. That phrase is not original with me.

It is the Southern reporter’s. He has used it for two generations.

He uses it twenty times a day, or twenty thousand times a day;

or a million times a day–according to the exigencies.

He is obliged to use it a million times a day, if he have

occasion to speak of respectable men and women that often;

for he has no other phrase for such service except that single one.

He never tires of it; it always has a fine sound to him.

There is a kind of swell medieval bulliness and tinsel about it

that pleases his gaudy barbaric soul. If he had been in Palestine

in the early times, we should have had no references to ‘much people’

out of him. No, he would have said ‘the beauty and the chivalry

of Galilee’ assembled to hear the Sermon on the Mount.

It is likely that the men and women of the South are sick enough

of that phrase by this time, and would like a change, but there is no

immediate prospect of their getting it.

The New Orleans editor has a strong, compact, direct, unflowery style;

wastes no words, and does not gush. Not so with his average correspondent.

In the Appendix I have quoted a good letter, penned by a trained hand;

but the average correspondent hurls a style which differs from that.

For instance–

The ‘Times-Democrat’ sent a relief-steamer up one of the bayous, last April.

This steamer landed at a village, up there somewhere, and the Captain

invited some of the ladies of the village to make a short trip with him.

They accepted and came aboard, and the steamboat shoved out up the creek.

That was all there was ‘to it.’ And that is all that the editor

of the ‘Times-Democrat’ would have got out of it. There was nothing

in the thing but statistics, and he would have got nothing else out of it.

He would probably have even tabulated them, partly to secure

perfect clearness of statement, and partly to save space.

But his special correspondent knows other methods of handling statistics.

He just throws off all restraint and wallows in them–

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