LIFE ON THE MISSISSIPPI BY MARK TWAIN

The water in the gutters used to be stagnant and slimy, and a potent

disease-breeder; but the gutters are flushed now, two or three times a day,

by powerful machinery; in many of the gutters the water never stands still,

but has a steady current. Other sanitary improvements have been made;

and with such effect that New Orleans claims to be (during the long

intervals between the occasional yellow-fever assaults) one of the

healthiest cities in the Union. There’s plenty of ice now for everybody,

manufactured in the town. It is a driving place commercially, and has

a great river, ocean, and railway business. At the date of our visit,

it was the best lighted city in the Union, electrically speaking.

The New Orleans electric lights were more numerous than those of New York,

and very much better. One had this modified noonday not only in Canal

and some neighboring chief streets, but all along a stretch of five

miles of river frontage. There are good clubs in the city now–

several of them but recently organized–and inviting modern-style pleasure

resorts at West End and Spanish Fort. The telephone is everywhere.

One of the most notable advances is in journalism. The newspapers,

as I remember them, were not a striking feature. Now they are.

Money is spent upon them with a free hand. They get the news, let it cost

what it may. The editorial work is not hack-grinding, but literature.

As an example of New Orleans journalistic achievement, it may be

mentioned that the ‘Times-Democrat’ of August 26, 1882, contained a

report of the year’s business of the towns of the Mississippi Valley,

from New Orleans all the way to St. Paul–two thousand miles.

That issue of the paper consisted of forty pages; seven columns to the page;

two hundred and eighty columns in all; fifteen hundred words to the column;

an aggregate of four hundred and twenty thousand words. That is to say,

not much short of three times as many words as there are in this book.

One may with sorrow contrast this with the architecture of New Orleans.

I have been speaking of public architecture only. The domestic

article in New Orleans is reproachless, notwithstanding it

remains as it always was. All the dwellings are of wood–

in the American part of the town, I mean–and all have a

comfortable look. Those in the wealthy quarter are spacious;

painted snow-white usually, and generally have wide verandas,

or double-verandas, supported by ornamental columns.

These mansions stand in the center of large grounds,

and rise, garlanded with roses, out of the midst of swelling

masses of shining green foliage and many-colored blossoms.

No houses could well be in better harmony with their surroundings,

or more pleasing to the eye, or more home-like and comfortable-looking.

One even becomes reconciled to the cistern presently; this is a mighty cask,

painted green, and sometimes a couple of stories high, which is propped

against the house-corner on stilts. There is a mansion-and-brewery

suggestion about the combination which seems very incongruous at first.

But the people cannot have wells, and so they take rain-water. Neither

can they conveniently have cellars, or graves, the town being built upon

‘made’ ground; so they do without both, and few of the living complain,

and none of the others.

Chapter 42

Hygiene and Sentiment

THEY bury their dead in vaults, above the ground. These vaults

have a resemblance to houses–sometimes to temples; are built

of marble, generally; are architecturally graceful and shapely;

they face the walks and driveways of the cemetery; and when one

moves through the midst of a thousand or so of them and sees their

white roofs and gables stretching into the distance on every hand,

the phrase ‘city of the dead’ has all at once a meaning to him.

Many of the cemeteries are beautiful, and are kept in perfect order.

When one goes from the levee or the business streets near it,

to a cemetery, he observes to himself that if those people down there

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