LIFE ON THE MISSISSIPPI BY MARK TWAIN

their places were a few scattering handfuls of ragged negroes,

some drinking, some drunk, some nodding, others asleep.

St. Louis is a great and prosperous and advancing city;

but the river-edge of it seems dead past resurrection.

Mississippi steamboating was born about 1812; at the end of thirty years,

it had grown to mighty proportions; and in less than thirty more,

it was dead! A strangely short life for so majestic a creature.

Of course it is not absolutely dead, neither is a crippled octogenarian

who could once jump twenty-two feet on level ground; but as contrasted

with what it was in its prime vigor, Mississippi steamboating may

be called dead.

It killed the old-fashioned keel-boating, by reducing

the freight-trip to New Orleans to less than a week.

The railroads have killed the steamboat passenger traffic by doing

in two or three days what the steamboats consumed a week in doing;

and the towing-fleets have killed the through-freight traffic

by dragging six or seven steamer-loads of stuff down the river

at a time, at an expense so trivial that steamboat competition

was out of the question.

Freight and passenger way-traffic remains to the steamers.

This is in the hands–along the two thousand miles of river between

St. Paul and New Orleans—of two or three close corporations well

fortified with capital; and by able and thoroughly business-like

management and system, these make a sufficiency of money out

of what is left of the once prodigious steamboating industry.

I suppose that St. Louis and New Orleans have not suffered materially

by the change, but alas for the wood-yard man!

He used to fringe the river all the way; his close-ranked merchandise

stretched from the one city to the other, along the banks,

and he sold uncountable cords of it every year for cash on the nail;

but all the scattering boats that are left burn coal now,

and the seldomest spectacle on the Mississippi to-day is a wood-pile.

Where now is the once wood-yard man?

Chapter 23

Traveling Incognito

MY idea was, to tarry a while in every town between St. Louis

and New Orleans. To do this, it would be necessary to go from place

to place by the short packet lines. It was an easy plan to make,

and would have been an easy one to follow, twenty years ago–but not now.

There are wide intervals between boats, these days.

I wanted to begin with the interesting old French settlements

of St. Genevieve and Kaskaskia, sixty miles below St. Louis.

There was only one boat advertised for that section–

a Grand Tower packet. Still, one boat was enough; so we went

down to look at her. She was a venerable rack-heap, and a fraud

to boot; for she was playing herself for personal property,

whereas the good honest dirt was so thickly caked all over

her that she was righteously taxable as real estate.

There are places in New England where her hurricane deck

would be worth a hundred and fifty dollars an acre.

The soil on her forecastle was quite good–the new crop of wheat

was already springing from the cracks in protected places.

The companionway was of a dry sandy character, and would

have been well suited for grapes, with a southern exposure

and a little subsoiling. The soil of the boiler deck

was thin and rocky, but good enough for grazing purposes.

A colored boy was on watch here–nobody else visible.

We gathered from him that this calm craft would go, as advertised,

‘if she got her trip;’ if she didn’t get it, she would wait

for it.

‘Has she got any of her trip?’

‘Bless you, no, boss. She ain’t unloadened, yit. She only come

in dis mawnin’.’

He was uncertain as to when she might get her trip, but thought it

might be to-morrow or maybe next day. This would not answer at all;

so we had to give up the novelty of sailing down the river on a farm.

We had one more arrow in our quiver: a Vicksburg packet, the ‘Gold Dust,’

was to leave at 5 P.M. We took passage in her for Memphis, and gave

up the idea of stopping off here and there, as being impracticable.

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