LIFE ON THE MISSISSIPPI BY MARK TWAIN

confronted in all nights and all weathers without the aid of a single

light-house or a single buoy; for there is neither light nor buoy to be

found anywhere in all this three or four thousand miles of villainous

river. I

feel justified in enlarging upon this great science for the reason that I

feel sure no one has ever yet written a paragraph about it who had piloted

a steamboat himself, and so had a practical knowledge of the subject.

If the theme were hackneyed, I should be obliged to deal gently with

the reader; but since it is wholly new, I have felt at liberty to take up

a considerable degree of room with it.

When I had learned the name and position of every visible

feature of the river; when I had so mastered its shape that I

could shut my eyes and trace it from St. Louis to New Orleans;

when I had learned to read the face of the water as one would

cull the news from the morning paper; and finally, when I

had trained my dull memory to treasure up an endless array

of soundings and crossing-marks, and keep fast hold of them,

I judged that my education was complete: so I got to tilting

my cap to the side of my head, and wearing a tooth-pick in my

mouth at the wheel. Mr. Bixby had his eye on these airs.

One day he said–

‘What is the height of that bank yonder, at Burgess’s?’

‘How can I tell, sir. It is three-quarters of a mile away.’

‘Very poor eye–very poor. Take the glass.’

I took the glass, and presently said–‘I can’t tell.

I suppose that that bank is about a foot and a half high.’

‘Foot and a half! That’s a six-foot bank. How high was the bank

along here last trip?’

‘I don’t know; I never noticed.’

‘You didn’t? Well, you must always do it hereafter.’

‘Why?’

‘Because you’ll have to know a good many things that it tells you.

For one thing, it tells you the stage of the river–tells you whether

there’s more water or less in the river along here than there

was last trip.’

‘The leads tell me that.’ I rather thought I had the advantage

of him there.

‘Yes, but suppose the leads lie? The bank would tell you so,

and then you’d stir those leadsmen up a bit. There was a ten-foot

bank here last trip, and there is only a six-foot bank now.

What does that signify?’

‘That the river is four feet higher than it was last trip.’

‘Very good. Is the river rising or falling?’

‘Rising.’

‘No it ain’t.’

‘I guess I am right, sir. Yonder is some drift-wood floating

down the stream.’

‘A rise starts the drift-wood, but then it keeps on floating a while after

the river is done rising. Now the bank will tell you about this. Wait till

you come to a place where it shelves a little. Now here; do you see this

narrow belt of fine sediment That was deposited while the water was higher.

You see the driftwood begins to strand, too. The bank helps in other ways.

Do you see that stump on the false point?’

‘Ay, ay, sir.’

‘Well, the water is just up to the roots of it.

You must make a note of that.’

‘Why?’

‘Because that means that there’s seven feet in the chute of 103.’

‘But 103 is a long way up the river yet.’

‘That’s where the benefit of the bank comes in. There is water

enough in 103 NOW, yet there may not be by the time we get there;

but the bank will keep us posted all along. You don’t run close

chutes on a falling river, up-stream, and there are precious few

of them that you are allowed to run at all down-stream. There’s

a law of the United States against it. The river may be rising

by the time we get to 103, and in that case we’ll run it.

We are drawing–how much?’

‘Six feet aft,–six and a half forward.’

‘Well, you do seem to know something.’

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