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Another Fine Myth by Robert Asprin

“This,” he said, holding his prize aloft. “It seems I’m not the only demon about.”

It was a head, apparently the assassin’s. It was badly charred, with bone showing in several places. My natural revulsion at the sight was compounded by several obvious features. The chin and ears of the head were unnaturally pointed, and there were two short, blunt, horns protruding from the forehead.

“A devil!” I exclaimed in horror.

“A what? Oh, a Deveel. No, it’s not from Deva, it’s from Imper. An Imp. Didn’t Garkin teach you anything?”

“Come again?” I asked, but Aahz was busy scowling at the head.

“The question is, who would be crass enough to hire an Imp for an assassin? The only one I can think of is Isstvan, but that’s impossible.”

“But that’s who did it. Don’t you remember? I told you….”

“I thought you said ‘Isstvan.’ “

“I did! Wait a minute. What did you say?”

“I said Isstvan. Can’t you tell the difference?”

“No,” I admitted.

“Hmmm . . . must be too subtle for the human ear to detect. Oh, well. No matter. This changes everything. If Isstvan is’up to his old tricks there’s no time to lose. Hey! Wait a minute. What’s this?”

“It’s a crossbow,” I observed.

“With heat-seeking armor-piercing quarrels? Is that the norm in this world?”

“Heat-seeking….”

“Never mind, kid. I didn’t think so. Well, that tears it. I’d better check this out quick.”

He began to stride into the pentagram. I suddenly realized he was preparing to leave.

“Hey! Wait a minute! What’s going on?”

“It would take too long to explain, kid. Maybe I’ll see you again sometime.”

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